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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Ugh....denture backwash.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Yeah but what the gently caress was he supposed to do? Its practically impossible to give an inappropriate back-rub to a baby...

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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DandyLion posted:

Yeah but what the gently caress was he supposed to do? Its practically impossible to give an inappropriate back-rub to a baby...

Biden opens his jaw and kisses the baby's head until he's sucking on its head like a chupa chup

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



this just in from the DNC, he's gonna be our first AB/DL presidential candidate everyone

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
It upsets me greatly that I know what those letter pairings stand for.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Brawnfire posted:

Biden opens his jaw and kisses the baby's head until he's sucking on its head like a chupa chup



Thanks

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Seeing that Biden is 77 years old, he is probably into diapers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why does joe biden keep putting things in his mouth?

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Why does joe biden keep putting things in his mouth?

That's the only thing about him that's relatable :colbert:

Well, the pacifier is a really weird and grotesque choice, but still you haven't lived until you've put an obsidian rock in your mouth.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was more thinking about other people's fingers, I didn't know he put a rock in his mouth.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

I was more thinking about other people's fingers, I didn't know he put a rock in his mouth.

No you fool, that's just what I do on weekends!

Content since my words and deeds are not AUG:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-man posted:

this just in from the DNC, he's gonna be our first AB/DL presidential candidate everyone

Trump already constantly shits his pants.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Mike Bloomberg shakes dog's mouth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFWVMX6VpTE

Also, I keep seeing ads where he touts how many coal plants he's closed - in a swing state, in a county with ~40% unemployment, and the coal plant is a major employer.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

HelleSpud posted:

Mike Bloomberg shakes dog's mouth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFWVMX6VpTE

Also, I keep seeing ads where he touts how many coal plants he's closed - in a swing state, in a county with ~40% unemployment, and the coal plant is a major employer.

Bloomberg doesn't want to win - he wants to poison the well for Bernie so he doesn't pay more tax.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Inceltown posted:

Bloomberg doesn't want to win - he wants to poison the well for Bernie so he doesn't pay more tax.

Are you sure about that? I've seen a ton of his adds and they're all attacking Trump, seems more like he's using it as an ego play/platform to poo poo on Donnie, without having to contribute to the horror show that is the DNC.

I don't really know though, since I don't have time to give a gently caress about Bloomberg.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Count Uvula posted:

No you fool, that's just what I do on weekends!

Content since my words and deeds are not AUG:


lol at every part of this image

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

Elviscat posted:

Are you sure about that? I've seen a ton of his adds and they're all attacking Trump, seems more like he's using it as an ego play/platform to poo poo on Donnie, without having to contribute to the horror show that is the DNC.

I don't really know though, since I don't have time to give a gently caress about Bloomberg.
He's the DNC end run for a brokered convention that way they can use superdelegates in the second round of voting to steal the nomination from bernie

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Count Uvula posted:

No you fool, that's just what I do on weekends!

Content since my words and deeds are not AUG:


there is no ethical horny under capitalism, GARY

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



oh no

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



There has to be bodies under the floorboards

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Humphreys posted:

There has to be bodies under the floorboards

♪ load-bearing babies, we'll make our dreams come true ♫

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005


So, google says NFSE is News Focused on Serious Extremism. I'm just gonna go with that in this instance.....

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Lol if you think that house had floorboards and not just smooth concrete slab floors

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Lol if you think that house had floorboards and not just smooth concrete slab floors

This man lives in a trailer.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


h3r0n posted:

So, google says NFSE is News Focused on Serious Extremism. I'm just gonna go with that in this instance.....

NOT For Sex Education

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


:allbuttons:

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

That’s an adult sex doll and it’s just weirdly proportioned, right? ....right?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Man this one is a tossup between AUG and PYF Funny Picture.......

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Count Uvula posted:

No you fool, that's just what I do on weekends!

Content since my words and deeds are not AUG:


This is getting drowned out by the one above me but there is a whole lot happening here

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Count Uvula posted:

No you fool, that's just what I do on weekends!

Content since my words and deeds are not AUG:


lol Ken Penders behaves exactly how you'd imagine from that photo. That's the dude that got fired from Sonic comics because a Sega employee saw one in a grocery store with Sonic all depressed and weeping on the cover and thought it looked ridiculously dumb, so Penders got fired and made his OWN Sonic comic, with hookers and blackjack!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Why Sonic? Why always loving Sonic?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Brawnfire posted:

Why Sonic? Why always loving Sonic?

I mean just look at her? Why not?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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LingcodKilla posted:

I mean just look at her? Why not?

Because the ring has to fit before she'll even give you a chance

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Oct 30, 2009

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Brawnfire posted:

Why Sonic? Why always loving Sonic?

Who would you prefer?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3zJ8joXkHk

Specifically the first item has a very... questionable seam placement.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Who would you prefer?

I don't know, some Crash Bandicoot would be nice, just to keep it fresh

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Brawnfire posted:

I don't know, some Crash Bandicoot would be nice, just to keep it fresh

It’s just not the same.



Gotta go fast.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

Why Sonic? Why always loving Sonic?

1. He can really move

2. He's got an attitude

3. He's the fastest thing alive

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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LingcodKilla posted:

It’s just not the same.



Gotta go fast.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCjN4_NjxOM

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