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Serf
May 5, 2011


Ghost Leviathan posted:

I was thinking Black Adam

you're thinking of adam friedland's son, adam jr

e: this is a lovely snype, uhhh okay

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1225592529913028610?s=20

this annoyed me earlier. not only is the plot simple to follow, gerwig uses totally different lighting and color palettes to denote the different time periods

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

lol

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

El Pollo Blanco posted:

lotr was also complete loving garbage

wtf

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



vyelkin posted:

7 sucked rear end because half the book was spent camping while the main characters occasionally heard rumours that interesting things were happening elsewhere, and then out of nowhere there's a giant battle and it's over

the movies really saved 7's reputation imo because they bothered to make the first part mildly interesting (even though most of it was just a straight copy of the corrupting artifact trope that everybody had most recently seen in LOTR) by spending way more time and focus on the interesting bits at the beginning and turning the midpoint into an actual climax, whereas in the book (I think, I read it once years and years ago) they spend way less time on the interesting bits and way more time hanging out in a tent being angsty

The 7th (or 8th) movie gave us one of the most interesting scenes, the wizard equivalent of a gunfight in the closed bakery or whatever it was. The juxtaposition of the normal real-world environment with wizards casting spells and blowing poo poo up was a complete shift from the out and out fantasy setting of the rest of the series.

That said I've never watched the 7th and 8th movies entirely or read the 7th book even though I was the perfect age when the series started, I just stopped giving a poo poo after they started killing off a ton of characters within 50 pages of the book starting.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
I remember reading the bit where the loving owl dies when I was a teenager and thinking "jk rowling thinks it makes her a better writer if she kills more characters off" which was confirmed when one of the twins died

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Since thread is going all in on READ ANOTHER BOOK, I'll just say my Harry Potter experience is limited to only half of the movies, osmosis, and JK Rowling's lovely politics.

I remember watching the first movie as a young teen at the cinema during its initial run, and being unsatisfied with the lack of any explanation as to why the magical world has to be hidden from the "muggle" world. Like, were we supposed to infer that it's an X-Men or Men in Black thing where humans are naturally irrational and prejudiced? Because X-Men and MiB at least explained that; but there wasn't any lines about it at all in the HP movies. Like, this was a foundational aspect of how the universe works, and it's not one of those things, even in hindsight, felt like it was better off not explained. Because I saw a world where some people hoard cool magic powers and poo poo, and act like greedy assholes for not letting the rest of the world in on their secret.

Keep in mind, high school me was one of those mediocre kids with intense but stupid opinions, and I may have envied all those honors kids who had their own in-jokes and smug subculture in our liberal suburban public school. College me kind of pushed back on this mindset, because I came to the conclusion that I was indeed mediocre. And it took me many years after college; seeing those classmates evolve into millennial lanyard shitlibs, (coinciding with JK Rowling removing her progressive mask) that maybe high school me was onto something.

Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 08:52 on Feb 8, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DoubleDonut posted:

I remember reading the bit where the loving owl dies when I was a teenager and thinking "jk rowling thinks it makes her a better writer if she kills more characters off" which was confirmed when one of the twins died

This is all very much in in the old YA lit tradition she grew up with mind; the dog/best friend/title character always dies at the end to win the Newbury Medal.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I've read a few of the books but most of what I know about Harry Potter comes from the Lego video games.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



Yeah, me too.

The LOTR movies really are the very best possible adaptations of the books, with some necessary tweaks to make the dry parts of the plot move along and not be overly long-winded.

The cast is amazing, the attention to detail in the props and sets is obsessive and impressive, the filming locations are absurdly gorgeous and the insistence on using practical effects for a lot of things that would just be done lazily with CGI now was a good choice.

The Hobbit movies on the other hand...

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

hear me out

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeY_Rlyn2U

was the best movie of the last decade

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

KozmoNaut posted:

Yeah, me too.

The LOTR movies really are the very best possible adaptations of the books, with some necessary tweaks to make the dry parts of the plot move along and not be overly long-winded.

The cast is amazing, the attention to detail in the props and sets is obsessive and impressive, the filming locations are absurdly gorgeous and the insistence on using practical effects for a lot of things that would just be done lazily with CGI now was a good choice.

The Hobbit movies on the other hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5_xb522jEo

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I really like the lotr cartoon from the 70s but I have always really liked rotoscoping more than most folks I know so I dunno

it's really weird

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
I re watched Promare last night, and it's basically an action-packed pro-gay rights, pro-refugee mecha movie. It also had a dash of "the billionaires won't save us from climate change" messaging.

I really enjoyed it, but I think it's big retread Hiroyuki Imaishi's past works, mainly Gurren Lagann and Kill la Kill.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Echo Chamber posted:

I remember watching the first movie as a young teen at the cinema during its initial run, and being unsatisfied with the lack of any explanation as to why the magical world has to be hidden from the "muggle" world.

rowling has confirmed after the fact that its because technology is outright better than magic. i.e. if a man with a gun and a wizard try to kill each other, the man with a gun will win 100% of the time

it's one of two things she's added that actually rule, the other being that wizards poo poo themselves freely

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Eox posted:

rowling has confirmed after the fact that its because technology is outright better than magic. i.e. if a man with a gun and a wizard try to kill each other, the man with a gun will win 100% of the time

it's one of two things she's added that actually rule, the other being that wizards poo poo themselves freely

So how did tge wizards enslave humans in the latter books

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

So how did tge wizards enslave humans in the latter books

you have now put more thought into the world of harry potter than she did

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


steinrokkan posted:

So how did tge wizards enslave humans in the latter books

no guns in britain #2ndamendmentisbest

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Percelus posted:

hear me out

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeY_Rlyn2U

was the best movie of the last decade

yes

although parasite makes a very strong case right at the decade's end

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

steinrokkan posted:

So how did tge wizards enslave humans in the latter books

they have a magic spell that makes the other person do whatever you tell them to forever, and since non-wizards don't know wizards exist it's very easy for them to use that spell whenever they want

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiGTTICtewQ

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Eox posted:

rowling has confirmed after the fact that its because technology is outright better than magic. i.e. if a man with a gun and a wizard try to kill each other, the man with a gun will win 100% of the time
then why doesn't the wizard carry a gun

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
it would go feral just like that car did

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


my harry potter hot (?) take is that ALL the wizards in the HP universe — who see the plight of muggles who need food and clothing and shelter and basic needs, and then do nothing about it when they could solve so many problems with their magic and alleviate so much suffering — are evil

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
the only smart character in the HP universe is uncle vernon, who bought a gun at the first hint of wizard poo poo. the only reason it didn't work is because they sent someone who is legally barred from practicing magic.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

wasn't there a harry potter book that ended with centaurs gang raping the antagonist

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Percelus posted:

hear me out

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeY_Rlyn2U

was the best movie of the last decade

it's up there at the very least

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Percelus posted:

wasn't there a harry potter book that ended with centaurs gang raping the antagonist

yes but it was ok because she's racist

Serf
May 5, 2011


Echo Chamber posted:

then why doesn't the wizard carry a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

so on the threads advice i finally started watching the boys no fox news clark kent but fundie superman is a nice consolation prize im not in general a big fan of writing that looks down on evangelicals since it tends to be smug self insert weinstein style liberal patronizing but i thought it worked really well here because in addition to the shows obvious awareness of metoo theres the subtext of how these are basically bush era fundies and a lot of societal tropes regarding political alignments probably got baked in hard once supes showed up at about that same time frame and started picking sides

homelander and ezekial being portrayed as weirdo sexual deviants didnt even bother me as much as usual because while in general thats a super lazy attack just saying that antigay people are secretly super gay in this particular case weve already been exposed to the idea of the supes as being inherently broke brained weirdos and of all the evil stuff weve seen supes doing ezekial using his stretchy powers to have kinky threesomes is pretty low on the list even by fundie standards

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Ghost Leviathan posted:

This is all very much in in the old YA lit tradition she grew up with mind; the dog/best friend/title character always dies at the end to win the Newbury Medal.

Nobody (who did not die in real life) died in "The Watson's Go to Birmingham, 1964". :colbert:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

KiteAuraan posted:

Nobody (who did not die in real life) died in "The Watson's Go to Birmingham, 1964". :colbert:

I mean more there's the well known tradition of the children's equivalent of oscar bait being a coming-of-age story where the dog/best friend/kid dies out of nowhere at the end in a remarkably unsubtle 'end of innocence' marker that kids mostly just find jarring and confusing.

And somebody copypaste the one 4chan post that basically explains Harry Potter's political lens as through empty centrist liberalism that thinks hitler could have been defeated if people pointed out he didn't read the fine print

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
Birds of Prey was a fun, violent romp with actually interesting female characters, and I wished it was doing better in the box office. :(

Serf
May 5, 2011


Equeen posted:

Birds of Prey was a fun, violent romp with actually interesting female characters, and I wished it was doing better in the box office. :(

apparently people are not informed about what the movie is because when i went there was a woman there with her two children. she promptly went to sleep lol

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




birds of prey is boring lamestream woke fem garbage and all the characters were one note

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



wow a comic book movie is shallow garbage whuda thunk it

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1226570371354234880?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The sting at the end is perfect

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I still have plenty of memories of watching DVD extras from 2000-2005, and I take it for granted that many people who came of age after that time haven't seen those materials.

Stuff like "Christopher Lee killed a nazi."

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

George lucas should have given Jackson more scenes where he yells at people in RotS

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