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divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

KnifeWrench posted:

I'm so sick of these people constantly shilling, and they aren't even shilling to me. I cannot fathom how exhausted jimmy wales must be.

i corrupted him for the nocoiner army before my book was even released

(we know each other from wikipedia since way back when)

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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




divabot posted:

i corrupted him for the nocoiner army before my book was even released

(we know each other from wikipedia since way back when)
so which of you was a vampire first?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

divabot posted:

i corrupted him for the nocoiner army before my book was even released

(we know each other from wikipedia since way back when)

Thank you for your service. o7

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Numbers go way up in a way that I'm sure is totally non-suspicious

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

The Little Death posted:

Numbers go way up in a way that I'm sure is totally non-suspicious

Haven't you heard? Wikipedia is not going to use Bitcoin SV, so they are 100% going to use Bitcoin. That's the only other option. Buy, buy, BUY!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The Little Death posted:

Numbers go way up in a way that I'm sure is totally non-suspicious

multiple number go up? gently caress, this is big new!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
god, jimmy has the patience of a saint even just to engage with these morons


https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226880392168452097
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226888438412201984
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226890566006444032
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226893214206038016
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226868535533678592
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226878118671081472
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226879674367778816
https://twitter.com/jimmy_wales/status/1226891530578862080

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
if only there was some way to link different wikipedia articles together...oh hey it only took me 8 pages to get to hitler this time!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:wrong:

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

at some point you should use your bully pulpit to publicly beat the poo poo out of a bunch of dumbasses who can't stop talking about things they have no clue about

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Love to begin my blockchain apology tweet with 'there is currently illegal content on nearly every blockchain'.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
hey did anyone notice that bitcoin topped 10k and will never fall below it again?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

The Little Death posted:

Numbers go way up in a way that I'm sure is totally non-suspicious
You're a dipshit for shorting, and you deserve to lose your money. You should probably flip long now before you lose your money.

Mssrs Rockefeller, Rothschild, Bezos, Buffett, Dimon and their entire broods combined could not dump this (though I hope they try) right now. BItcoin is rare. No bankster can print more.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
diydude2 or mark_bear?

i'm guessing diydude2. sounds more like him

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

...! posted:

diydude2 or mark_bear?

i'm guessing diydude2. sounds more like him

How can txt sound like a buttcoiiner? Oh, wait:it sounds like crying children.

Back to blockchain giggles now. I just want more and more!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You crawl low on your belly in the wild, taking deep whiffs on the grass to track down your prey. You look up like a skittish deer to find what you are looking for: a bitcoin. You slobber all over your lips and stiffen your limbs, storing potential energy not unlike bitcoin's potential to topple world governments and usher in a new revolutionary world of finance. A few more minutes pass and you spring violently forward like a giant metal cube on wheels plowing through America's heartland at over 90 MPH, pouncing on the bitcoin without remorse, intent on making it pay for what it has done. It twitches and ducks much like a jittery deer itself, trying to get away, but it is too late. You punch the bitcoin in the back of the head several times to disorient it to buy enough time to begin tearing it apart. You laugh like the Joker eletrocuting Batman with a weaponzied joybuzzer as you tear the bitcoin apart like diving through the latest packing-peanut buried cardboard box containing the latest shipment of soylent. Soon there is nothing left of the bitcoin except several vague bloody stumps scattered all over the place.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EorayMel posted:

You crawl low on your belly in the wild, taking deep whiffs on the grass to track down your prey. You look up like a skittish deer to find what you are looking for: a bitcoin. You slobber all over your lips and stiffen your limbs, storing potential energy not unlike bitcoin's potential to topple world governments and usher in a new revolutionary world of finance. A few more minutes pass and you spring violently forward like a giant metal cube on wheels plowing through America's heartland at over 90 MPH, pouncing on the bitcoin without remorse, intent on making it pay for what it has done. It twitches and ducks much like a jittery deer itself, trying to get away, but it is too late. You punch the bitcoin in the back of the head several times to disorient it to buy enough time to begin tearing it apart. You laugh like the Joker eletrocuting Batman with a weaponzied joybuzzer as you tear the bitcoin apart like diving through the latest packing-peanut buried cardboard box containing the latest shipment of soylent. Soon there is nothing left of the bitcoin except several vague bloody stumps scattered all over the place.

what’s this reference?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Midjack posted:

what’s this reference?

moray eel has a large library or weird fetish porn and likes to substitute explicit words for bitcoin words and post it every now and then


don't kinkshame

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

moray eel has a large library or weird fetish porn and likes to substitute explicit words for bitcoin words and post it every now and then


don't kinkshame

:wrong:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

don't kinkshame

counterpoint: your avatar's bowtie

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Weatherman posted:

counterpoint: your avatar's bowtie

it's wonderful what of it

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

This gets through Gmail's spam filter? My name isn't even George!



:wrong:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So did you make a million

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

:cry:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
George George meet Major Major and his son Bitcoin Bitcoin

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

to: George, George

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gschmidl posted:

This gets through Gmail's spam filter? My name isn't even George!



:wrong:

i will kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him george

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Midjack posted:

i will kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him george

Mark Karpeles: "Can I pet the bitcoin George?"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Boycoin George.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Bitcoin: This is not a problem we actually have.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Shame Boy posted:

Bitcoin: This is not a problem we actually have.

I prefer "the solution you have proposed for a problem we don't have would not work" personally

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

KnifeWrench posted:

I prefer "the solution you have proposed for a problem we don't have would not work" personally

does that fit as a thread title though

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Shame Boy posted:

does that fit as a thread title though

Can be shortened to 'the problem doesn't exist, the solution doesn't work'.

kilinrax
Oct 27, 2014

Those eyes ... they disappeared.
Does https://finance.yahoo.com/news/nike-receives-patent-tokenize-shoes-201839752.html have something to do with Number Go Up?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it really is never not a lovely database

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
remember that time they all got so angry at spread sheets? good times

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Electronics Youtuber Julian Ilett got his hands on a non-working Antminer T9+ ASIC bitcoin miner and tore it down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMYLyji0Ej8

Not too much surprising there, but it's still interesting to see what a "modern" bitcoin miner looks like.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Bitcoin is blowing up in the news in the Netherlands today. Surprisingly, it's not about illegal pornography or drugs, but the other bitcoin favorite: extortion and mail bombs.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


quote:

The patent could presumably allow users to exert more control over their shoes and shoe designs. For example, the application highlights that owners can set limits on how many copies of their proprietary shoes can be cloned and produced. There are also "surrogacy features" to grant others the right to mix shoe designs and "parenting/nannying features" to allow third parties to take care of the shoes.

what

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klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

It’s this

KnifeWrench posted:

I prefer "the solution you have proposed for a problem we don't have would not work" personally

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