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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
64%of me is in an active glasses coma right now.

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mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational

Samovar posted:

Glasses can't fuze to your cornea if you manage to get solvent accidentally sprayed in your eyes, which is why contacts are double plus verboten in labs.

Man literally every lab I ever worked in really dropped the ball on safety there. Wearing standard safety glasses is more than enough to keep your eyes safe with contacts. Anything that would get through the glasses will gently caress up your eyes even if there aren't any contacts in. Also unless you have the most vanilla eye problems ever you can easily be spending 600+ a year on contacts after insurance so it's not exactly as cheap as people are suggesting.

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
Y'all need to get day and night contacts. I have -7.00 in both eyes and work outside in dust and all sorts of particulates and I still wear contacts, plus I only have to take them out once a month. And I hardly ever scratch my cornea, just once a week or so a bit of gravel gets under my lens and I scream and flail around in agony until I cry it out. Nbd

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

I've been wearing contacts since I was loving TWELVE, you worthless poo poo nerd. It's takes a little getting used to, but bloody hell, so does everything in life

I have 20/15 vision, corrected.

Myopia (6 diopters)
Presbyopia
Astigmatism
Strabismus (20°, right eye)
Not suitable for LASIK due to thinness of corneas

Contacts not gonna work.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hey it's a comic, which theoretically could be someone's favorite!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:


Hey it's a comic, which theoretically could be someone's favorite!

It's my favourite. I love the aliens.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Anyone who doesn't like them is challenged, to single combat. I choose to fight with a +2 Broadsword

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Johnny Aztec has activated a lot of us ludicrously poo poo eyed goons. Luckily for them we’re a strange collection of mole people and cave mutants so we won’t be able to see them.

Unluckily for them we perceive by smell.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Arrhythmia posted:

It's my favourite. I love the aliens.

Trap sprung...Mods, take em away.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Arrhythmia posted:

Anyone who doesn't like them is challenged, to single combat. I choose to fight with a +2 Broadsword

i accept this challenge, and choose to fight with the power of sultry gazes

:wink:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i accept this challenge, and choose to fight with the power of sultry gazes

:wink:

I cut my dick and balls off with the broadsword, removing all temptation. You are no match for my Odyssean cunning

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sorry bout y’alls eyes

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

oldpainless posted:

Sorry bout y’alls eyes

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

oldpainless posted:

Sorry bout y’alls eyes

More like oldsightless

Eschatos
Apr 10, 2013


pictured: Big Cum's Most Monstrous Ambassador
I have like a -27 prescription for one eye and contacts work just fine. Yall are a bunch of babies.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Eschatos posted:

I have like a -27 prescription for one eye and contacts work just fine. Yall are a bunch of babies.

Uh...we're over here...

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

eidT: sorry wrong thread

boar guy has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Feb 12, 2020

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Arrhythmia posted:

Anyone who doesn't like them is challenged, to single combat. I choose to fight with a +2 Broadsword

I don't like 'em because the author is a pro-lifer/anti abortion and supports the March For Life.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

boar guy posted:

eidT: sorry wrong thread

Don’t worry about it, this is apparently the contacts and glasses discussion for people with inferior genetics thread

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Maestro posted:

Don’t worry about it, this is apparently the contacts and glasses discussion for people with inferior genetics thread

they're probably short, too

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah they're subhuman cucks for sure, good poo poo Randaconda

Anyway, our poor eyesight is just the price we have to pay for our intellectual upbringing spent staring at a screen reading books.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah they're subhuman cucks for sure, good poo poo Randaconda

Anyway, our poor eyesight is just the price we have to pay for our intellectual upbringing spent staring at a screen reading books.

i was making fun of him for saying they had inferior genetics :saddowns:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I love how the webcomics thread is where people get the most triggered. Maybe y'all can read this one cause it's got large font.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Can I request the white rapper/drug toddler comic, or at least the name of the artist?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Vincent posted:

I don't like 'em because the author is a pro-lifer/anti abortion and supports the March For Life.

Effortlessly beheaded. Any one else dare to face my steel?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



LifeSunDeath posted:

I love how the webcomics thread is where people get the most triggered.

lmao are u ok?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Riatsala posted:

Can I request the white rapper/drug toddler comic, or at least the name of the artist?

https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1125214132817543168?lang=en

He also did the “2018 political rising stars” post.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Here is a comic

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Nitrox posted:

Here is a comic



This is stupid in the best way and I love it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nitrox posted:

Here is a comic



lmao

Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.






Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol why does the dad have a boner

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:siren:DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION:siren:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

baw posted:

lol why does the dad have a boner

heated gamer moment

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

By popular demand posted:

:siren:DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION:siren:

Are you lost, little boy? This is the explaining away all humor in comics thread.

P.S. I thought it was a cuck thing at first, but the smooch sounds in panel four suggest Dad's gaying it up with Chad there. They make a cute couple.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i thought the joke was pretty obvious, but goons :bahgawd:

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

baw posted:

lol why does the dad have a boner

What do you think the joke is in this comic?

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