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Is Under the Skin horny?
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Feb 14, 2020 17:26
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I don't know if anyone watches the Hulu Into The Dark series but last night I watched My Valentine which I didn't like. Then I went and watched Pure because I never watched that one and I did like it.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:27
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Iron Crowned posted:Is Under the Skin horny? It's almost anti-horny in the sense that it teaches you that being horny can lead to a horrific death.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:29
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sex with corpses
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Feb 14, 2020 17:31
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STAC Goat posted:Its hosed because now I'm sitting here asking myself questions I do not want the answer to like "is it corpses having sex or sex with corpses?" The latter.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:32
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Basebf555 posted:It's almost anti-horny in the sense that it teaches you that being horny can lead to a horrific death. Spending your last days in a lovely nursing home is a much more horrific death
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Feb 14, 2020 17:35
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Iron Crowned posted:Spending your last days in a lovely nursing home is a much more horrific death When you think about it the method of death in Under the Skin could be a perfect metaphor for dying in a lovely nursing home. Floating in the darkness of an endless limbo while your lifeforce is quite literally drained from you bit by bit until you're nothing more than an empty husk of a person.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:38
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Basebf555 posted:When you think about it the method of death in Under the Skin could be a perfect metaphor for dying in a lovely nursing home. Floating in the darkness of an endless limbo while your lifeforce is quite literally drained from you bit by bit until you're nothing more than an empty husk of a person. I thought they just ripped all the meat out of you.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:43
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Xtro is pretty horny.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:53
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dorium posted:Xtro is pretty horny. Speaking of Xtro, Xtro 3 is not horny.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:05
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Kvlt! posted:sex with corpses thats not the search bar
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Feb 14, 2020 18:08
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter has a character watching porn by himself for a long stretch of the film. It also features two twins who don't seem to care which person they have sex with. It also has Crispin Glover dancing like this: It is the horniest film.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:16
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STAC Goat posted:Its hosed because now I'm sitting here asking myself questions I do not want the answer to like "is it corpses having sex or sex with corpses?" On a long enough timeline, we’re all loving corpses
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Feb 14, 2020 18:18
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Iron Crowned posted:Spending your last days in a lovely nursing home is a much more horrific death nursing homes are horny as gently caress, just a non-stop geriatric orgy
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Feb 14, 2020 18:24
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gey muckle mowser posted:nursing homes are horny as gently caress, just a non-stop geriatric orgy they're std pits because they're all to old to give a poo poo anymore and just have unprotected sex
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Feb 14, 2020 18:26
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Pomp posted:thats not the search bar Lmao
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Feb 14, 2020 18:27
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Troma movie where an old guy gets so many STDs that his dick starts blasting acid and at the end be blasts his own face off
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Feb 14, 2020 18:34
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is that real where can i watch it
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Feb 14, 2020 18:44
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Pomp posted:they're std pits because they're all to old to give a poo poo anymore and just have unprotected sex To be fair: Putting on a condom is really hard with advanced arthritis.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:09
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Pomp posted:Troma movie where an old guy gets so many STDs that his dick starts blasting acid and at the end be blasts his own face off IIRC this is the one where the original intention was for a guy to poo poo on camera at one point and, via an anecdote from a friend who worked at Troma at the time, they had to do like a bajillion takes because the person had difficulty making GBS threads no matter what stuff they gave him and that somewhere in a Troma storage unit or whatever there's like 25 hours of takes of this guy basically reduced to tears and total exhaustion trying as hard as he can to take a poo poo on camera
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Feb 14, 2020 19:30
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I said it before but I've never been more aggravated by a movie's sheer drop in quality than 31. Doomhead's opening monologue is in my top 10 horror openings of all time and then the movie spends so much time with the most obnoxious and lovely killers possible before realizing they have an outstanding actor in the cast they forgot about.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:46
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Neo Rasa posted:IIRC this is the one where the original intention was for a guy to poo poo on camera at one point and, via an anecdote from a friend who worked at Troma at the time, they had to do like a bajillion takes because the person had difficulty making GBS threads no matter what stuff they gave him and that somewhere in a Troma storage unit or whatever there's like 25 hours of takes of this guy basically reduced to tears and total exhaustion trying as hard as he can to take a poo poo on camera Sounds like art to me
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Feb 14, 2020 19:49
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OpenSourceBurger posted:I said it before but I've never been more aggravated by a movie's sheer drop in quality than 31. That's kinda how I feel about Maximum Overdrive. That opening montage is one of the greatest things ever, then most of the movie is trucks driving in a circle around a gas station, and then there's no ending.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:56
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OpenSourceBurger posted:I said it before but I've never been more aggravated by a movie's sheer drop in quality than 31. Rob Zombie's singular misstep, to remind us that he is indeed mortal.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:56
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I've said it before but my first impression from 31 is that they didn't even write a movie or anything. It felt like the film making equivalent of a "jam session album." Like Zombie had writer's block or something and decided to get his crew together and just gently caress around for and see what they came up with. So you get like little flashes of brilliance or what Zombie and his people do well but also the whole thing is just kind of a mess of sights and sounds. And to that extent I was almost kind of impressed that for as bad as the movie was it was still better than a ton of films that actually seemed to try.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:04
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STAC Goat posted:I've said it before but my first impression from 31 is that they didn't even write a movie or anything. It felt like the film making equivalent of a "jam session album." Like Zombie had writer's block or something and decided to get his crew together and just gently caress around for and see what they came up with. So you get like little flashes of brilliance or what Zombie and his people do well but also the whole thing is just kind of a mess of sights and sounds. And to that extent I was almost kind of impressed that for as bad as the movie was it was still better than a ton of films that actually seemed to try. that's very literally what 31 was and it's why I can't reasonably hate it it's not really a good movie, but the fact that it's a movie and has redeeming qualities is kind of amazing given the circumstances of its creation
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Feb 14, 2020 20:11
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I bring it up everytime 31 comes up, but watch slashers. A lower budget 31, that I thought was more entertaining. One of the gimmicks is that it's a live game show, and they force both the contestants and the killers to stand still during commercial breaks.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:18
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The thing is, I think you can pick up on that if you've seen all of Zombie's films and really "get" him. Then you can watch it and say "yeah, this sounds like a Zombie joint" even though its kind of a mess. But if you're not that familiar with him or in a position to like just take away amusement or appreciation that Zombie and his people are having a good time and being creative then its just kind of a terrible movie. So like... there's obviously people who would listen to Phish just gently caress around on their instruments and have a great time. But that's probably a niche.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:21
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I can see both sides of it, because I'm a huge Zombie fan and if I had my way he'd have unlimited funds and whatever time he needs to focus on making great films. So looking at it that way, 31 is really frustrating because it's clearly thrown together haphazardly and ends up being a major step back from Lords of Salem as a result. But at the same time I respect that Zombie is willing to just say gently caress it, we've got a few bucks and a week to shoot something, let's make a horror movie!
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Feb 14, 2020 20:27
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I can appreciate that its exactly what I wish I was doing with my life and what I'd do if I was ever a successful, rich filmmaker. So if nothing else Rob Zombie is living my best life.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:29
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What bugs me is like....Doomhead is so clearly heads and shoulders above everyone else in the cast and instead of doing the obvious move and focusing on him and letting his actor run wild we instead are stuck with an unfunny monkey cheese LOL NAZI MIDGET LOL WACKY killer and two killers formed from the stale leftovers from Zombie's other films.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:04
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You know, I hear yall's complaints about 31, but I think you misjudge the movie. *calmly walks into another room*
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Feb 14, 2020 21:08
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Basebf555 posted:It's almost anti-horny in the sense that it teaches you that being horny can lead to a horrific death. Doesn't this disqualify like 98% of horror lol The Lure is pretty horny!
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Feb 14, 2020 21:37
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flashy_mcflash posted:Doesn't this disqualify like 98% of horror lol Getting laid ain't the same as being horny.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:56
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Basebf555 posted:Getting laid ain't the same as being horny. Are you saying you aren't horny when you get laid?
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Feb 14, 2020 22:04
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Iron Crowned posted:Are you saying you aren't horny when you get laid? No I'm saying that getting horny isn't worth dying for. Getting laid on the other hand...
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Feb 14, 2020 22:08
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Richard Brake does indeed rule and im glad hes sort of getting more recognition these days. his brief scene in Mandy is something else! also NoES 2 is probably the horniest horror movie, but also one of the most repressed
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Feb 14, 2020 23:03
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Speaking of actors getting recognition, the old guy in Baskin is so good and that was his first role.
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Feb 14, 2020 23:08
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I like 31 more than Lords of Salem. I'll be taking no questions at this time.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:17
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Antichrist is pretty horny...
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