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It's that time of year again for sports related valentines and/or poems. Mailing out valentines? Don't be in a hurry please take a seat I've got bad news, Mr. Curry If you give me consent I'll show you my tongue is pliant I'll go down on you harder than the chopper with Kobe Bryant Violets are blue roses are red Holy poo poo J Bo collapsed dude I think he's dead https://twitter.com/DucksNPucks/status/1227437131083026432 I race to post tweets in an effort for clout copy and pasting Bruce Boudreau is out https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1228348283850035206 Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Torts did work out, It gives me a thrill. But with his team, tenured less, Than has Jeff Blashill. If Playoffs started today, Only one team would be in. That it's the team they gave up on? Gives me a grin. Bread wanted a Big Apple, And a big entourage. He won't play past April, But he's got his garage. I had hard feelings for him, But then he dissed Putin. I like him again, Just hope  doesn't start shootin'. wanted big bucks.Criticism, not his fix. So he got $10M in Florida, 3.32, .896 This season would be bad, Dead Korpi? Slim pickins. But then came the beauty, Known as Elvis Merzlikins. His season started poorly. Were his expectations true? But then we realized we Can't Help Falling In Love With You. He returned to Vegas, From Latvia, quite far. And yet, he pitched a shutout, And played his guitar. Talking gittars, hey Dutchy, With his honky-tonk signs. He's still coached by a "John", Only this one's named Hynes. _ NASCAR's talking penalties, For tracks lacking fans. I'm sure this will work as well, As all their other great plans. "Your Regularly-Scheduled Adrenaline Rush." Standard start times? Great plans! That's why it's no more, Had to bring in West Coast fans. Brian France's NASCAR ruined, Like it got hit by a comet. I'm glad he's gone, Hope he's face down in vomit. Trump's 500 Grand Marshal, He'll give the Command. "MI-NI MIKE is 5'4", Seriously, he can't stand on a box. Don't give him a box. And you know what else? Yeah, I sent Rudy to Ukraine. I did it. I lied. You're not going to do anything about it. The GOP is loyal, except that traitor Romney.  It was all a hoax. Faaaake Noooos. We're going to keep America Great..." (four more hours of derailed, off-topic, incoherent gibberish from the Fuhrer which doesn't meet the cadence of the original poem, while fans fall asleep and the race doesn't start until 11:45pm). CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Feb 16, 2020 |
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Feb 14, 2020 17:32
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Stars don't look too bad Playoffs would be a Bowness Come back Radulove
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Feb 14, 2020 17:51
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Lol this took me a second
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Feb 14, 2020 17:54
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https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1228344192079974400
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Feb 14, 2020 17:55
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Roses are red Like a Solo brand cup My love for you Is something I'll never *bang bang*
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Feb 14, 2020 18:01
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Cocaine Bear posted:Stars don't look too bad Stars season is crazy Some nights are a bore Where is the team I love-- HOLY poo poo SEGUIN SCORED!!!!! 
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Feb 14, 2020 21:14
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Jesus.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:26
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A few more of these:      
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Feb 15, 2020 00:58
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That Eddy Curry story. Jesus.
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Talking gittars, hey Dutchy, With his honky-tonk signs. He's still coached by a "John", Only this one's named Hynes. 
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