Pablo Nergigante posted:

Last night I had a dream that I was at a big family gathering at a restaurant and I went out to my car which was parked across the street for something. Some rich dude in a Porsche slammed into the back of my car so I got out and started screaming at him. Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue came out of nowhere and helped me yell at the guy. The rich rear end in a top hat said I wasn't supposed to be parked there which wasn't true, and then wrote me a check for $1000.

I tried to get back to the restaurant but I looked around and I was in a weird village with a bunch of run down houses. Somehow I knew I was in a survival horror game and this was like a boss rush section. Each of the houses had a different boss from earlier in the game but this time I had my girlfriend as a co-op partner to make the fights easier. The first fight was a chainsaw-wielding maniac in the basement who I cheesed by attacking him and then jumping out the window to refill my health (there was a save point that would refill your health at the entrance to the village). I don't remember the second boss but the third was like the Ramon Salazar boss fight from RE4. We made short work of the bosses and then found we were back at the restaurant again.

I went back inside and decided to check the forums on my phone. I went into Imp Zone and saw that it was filled with hundreds of banme threads full of some really sick NSFW stuff. I shook my head at the state of the forums and then I woke up.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I ate 17 dollars of McDonald's and fell asleep for 4 hours. Woke up in a cold sweat.

I dreamt I was in the crowd watching the opening of FFX-2 but my mouth was extremely dry. A kid from the balcony above was kicking/dropping sand into my mouth while I'm trying to listen to YRP. Wakka saw what was happening and said to trust him as he started pulling a thread from my tongue saying "it must've got you mon". I woke up on the couch with my mouth open and bone dry.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Imp zone needs a fast food thread, and retarded clown needs to come back to post it. Just a personal gaming dream of mine.

amenbrotep posted:

after accidentally dropping a fishing boat the wrong way in a nautically themed tetris game i was reborn as a limbless android thing who could drown but never die, and spent eternity floating face down in the atlantic ocean. given that after my dream about slot machines i ended up getting a new job in a casino, i am suddenly very concerned about the eighteen layers of buddhist hell

In Training posted:

Dreamt I was playing a classic RE inspired game that was sweeping the Imp Zone by storm, tank controls and everything. It had a really spooky vibe until like twenty minutes in when the main character took you aside in a save room and explained that they're not actually zombies, they're Turkish people, and the game was suddenly unabashedly extremely racist. And I posted about it on here and there were pages of discussion about the validity of the criticisms but it was all behind walls of spoiler text so I didn't click on any of the words for fear of spoiling myself. The only post I could read was one from Bob3 who complained that the sound design was whack.

In Training posted:

Dreamt I was playing a classic RE inspired game that was sweeping the Imp Zone by storm, tank controls and everything. It had a really spooky vibe until like twenty minutes in when the main character took you aside in a save room and explained that they're not actually zombies, they're Turkish people, and the game was suddenly unabashedly extremely racist. And I posted about it on here and there were pages of discussion about the validity of the criticisms but it was all behind walls of spoiler text so I didn't click on any of the words for fear of spoiling myself. The only post I could read was one from Bob3 who complained that the sound design was whack.

In Training posted:

Dreamt I was playing a classic RE inspired game that was sweeping the Imp Zone by storm, tank controls and everything. It had a really spooky vibe until like twenty minutes in when the main character took you aside in a save room and explained that they're not actually zombies, they're Turkish people, and the game was suddenly unabashedly extremely racist. And I posted about it on here and there were pages of discussion about the validity of the criticisms but it was all behind walls of spoiler text so I didn't click on any of the words for fear of spoiling myself. The only post I could read was one from Bob3 who complained that the sound design was whack.

In Training posted:

Dreamt I was playing a classic RE inspired game that was sweeping the Imp Zone by storm, tank controls and everything. It had a really spooky vibe until like twenty minutes in when the main character took you aside in a save room and explained that they're not actually zombies, they're Turkish people, and the game was suddenly unabashedly extremely racist. And I posted about it on here and there were pages of discussion about the validity of the criticisms but it was all behind walls of spoiler text so I didn't click on any of the words for fear of spoiling myself. The only post I could read was one from Bob3 who complained that the sound design was whack.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Kurdish RE

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that a new trend in competitive gaming circles was holding a mouse with your hand arched up really high like you're going to play piano, and that this would massively increase your accuracy and speed. I was in some kind of gamer cafe where all the walls were covered with embedded monitors that had little keyboards and mouse pads underneath them. I tried the arch method but it made my hand cramp really bad and I was escorted out of the building.

herculon posted:

I had a dream that I was exploring some Dwemer ruins, but instead of finding anything cool I kept getting increasingly angrier that none of the local restaurants had appetizers. I never saw a restaurant in my dream, I just knew the ones nearby didn't have appetizers. After I woke up, I had to calm myself down before I could go back to sleep.

herculon posted:

I had a dream that I was exploring some Dwemer ruins, but instead of finding anything cool I kept getting increasingly angrier that none of the local restaurants had appetizers. I never saw a restaurant in my dream, I just knew the ones nearby didn't have appetizers. After I woke up, I had to calm myself down before I could go back to sleep.

In Training posted:

Had a nightmare that they finally announced a release date for Bannerlord but it was an early access launch.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that there was an indie metroidvania where you play as a spy goldfish infiltrating a facility on behalf of a Russian scientist. it was described as really short but cool and innovative because its control gimmick was that you don't interact with the environment directly, you just direct the fish to points you think would be of interest by clicking on them.

my immediate thought was that it sounded like point and click cintrols but probably more frustrating. The first room had lots of (underwater) fire and pipes and I had to get past the pipes. I stumbled around for a bit and found another pipe with a hole in the side, which the fish automatically latched on to and then started spitting fire. I directed him over to the blocking pipes and the fire he was spitting kind of... deleted them, but then he saw something interesting in the fire so went downwards and died, and i quit in frustration

In Training posted:

Had a nightmare that they finally announced a release date for Bannerlord but it was an early access launch.

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Lunchmeat Larry posted:

had a dream they announced Darksiders 3 DLC and the pitch was "you've fought the 7 deadly sins... now face the 8th... the Goatse man!" and I remembered I was a consultant on this and was really proud of myself.

Unfortunately, everyone hated it, and I had to lock down my Twitter because the trolls and haters immediately started calling me a "2004 rear end honky" and "crude shock value that has destroyed the Darksiders lore forever".

I left the computer to calm down and there was a gang of bikers coming to kill me for turning Darksiders into a joke, because it's an extremely popular franchise with biker gangs and they take it extremely seriously. Thankfully the four riders of the apocalypse came and rescued me in their sick motorbikes and we escaped from the bikers while I hit them with a giant glowing scythe.

I've never played a Darksiders game.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

had a dream they announced Darksiders 3 DLC and the pitch was "you've fought the 7 deadly sins... now face the 8th... the Goatse man!" and I remembered I was a consultant on this and was really proud of myself.

Unfortunately, everyone hated it, and I had to lock down my Twitter because the trolls and haters immediately started calling me a "2004 rear end honky" and "crude shock value that has destroyed the Darksiders lore forever".

I left the computer to calm down and there was a gang of bikers coming to kill me for turning Darksiders into a joke, because it's an extremely popular franchise with biker gangs and they take it extremely seriously. Thankfully the four riders of the apocalypse came and rescued me in their sick motorbikes and we escaped from the bikers while I hit them with a giant glowing scythe.

I've never played a Darksiders game.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

had a dream they announced Darksiders 3 DLC and the pitch was "you've fought the 7 deadly sins... now face the 8th... the Goatse man!" and I remembered I was a consultant on this and was really proud of myself.

Unfortunately, everyone hated it, and I had to lock down my Twitter because the trolls and haters immediately started calling me a "2004 rear end honky" and "crude shock value that has destroyed the Darksiders lore forever".

I left the computer to calm down and there was a gang of bikers coming to kill me for turning Darksiders into a joke, because it's an extremely popular franchise with biker gangs and they take it extremely seriously. Thankfully the four riders of the apocalypse came and rescued me in their sick motorbikes and we escaped from the bikers while I hit them with a giant glowing scythe.

I've never played a Darksiders game.