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Yes, hello, police? My wife is brutally owning me. I called a box heavy and then she effortlessly hoisted it up in front of me. Then she said I was a weak little baby with tiny loser baby arms. I can't even log off, as this is happening irl, and - hello? Hello? |
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alnilam posted:I know it says it's 400 ccs but it's inhabited by an ancient demon with 2Liters
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mudding is to rednecks as anime is to computer touchers it makes so much sense. it works on every level
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alnilam posted:https://youtu.be/raF9wfPxir8 the unedited version is even funnier because its only like 5 stormtroopers ---------------- |
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Cubone posted:getting tested for sex positivity amazing crimes |
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Feb 15, 2020 05:26
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Getting a research grant to study rock locomotion. Blowing it on a trip to Tahiti in the interest of researching benthic rock locomotion.
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Waking up in what seems to be a hospital bed. You can't remember anything after the crash and you're not at all sure how you could've survived it. You sit up, which is to say that you thinking of sitting up and you are sitting up, you remember, but don't experience the intermediary sequence of incrementally raising your body up. You see a modest bookshelf on the other side of the room. You walk to it, again you think of walking to it and find yourself in front of it, but the motion between bed and shelf seems, at best, a dream. You scan the bookshelf, it is comprised entirely of different editions of Atlas Shrugged.
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owlhawk911 posted:mudding is to rednecks as anime is to computer touchers it works so well i can't even think of a joke. spent a chunk of time staring at the open window, failing. oh wait here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwRHICCeXU mute this video, but watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEryxLwOD4g listen to this overtop
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http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e480633627b3-masterpiece-of-my-posting-career.php it may even be funnier with both sounds on
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Feb 15, 2020 15:55
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Heather Papps posted:http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e480633627b3-masterpiece-of-my-posting-career.php holy poo poo  . this is art
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regrets, I've had a few but then again too few to mention actually forget I said anything don't even know why I brought it up |
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Feb 15, 2020 20:12
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And avoided all the traffic. |
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google THIS posted:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— ...And it turned out that Road Closed sign was there for a reason. |
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Feb 15, 2020 20:41
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'tis better to have loved and lost than never loved and also lost
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Heather Papps posted:http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e480633627b3-masterpiece-of-my-posting-career.php powerful even in this raw form. i wish i knew anything about video touching
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I was gonna make a thread but I couldn’t be bothered but I think like, technical writers realize nobody actually reads the STEP 7 Remove inner helix (7a) from outer helix (7b). Apply locking thread sealant to four M6x12 bolts and screw into tapped holes (96). Torque to 98 ft/oh with ANSI certified torque wrench STEP 8 Thrust vigorously.
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vietnam flashbacks but it's just people having a good time in vietnam
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Getting criticized by one of those YouTube experts in real time while I try to do mundane tasks like drive or work.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Getting criticized by one of those YouTube experts in real time while I try to do mundane tasks like drive or work. Gordon Ramsey: Backseat Driver
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Yinlock posted:vietnam flashbacks but it's just people having a good time in vietnam Haha |
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car thief who says he's "just in it to get a quick buick" car thief dad who says he's "just in it to get a quick buick"
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byob prepper printing out good posts in preparation for the upcoming postpocalypse (keeping good paper stock ready for when butttheshitmanfart posts) stocking up on sixers, earnestly telling people about your plans to sprout them into 15-min wrist slaps e: applying byob camo to everything i own 
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John Allen Nelson-- the abs that time forgot it's just a thread of increasingly homoerotic pictures of obscure C-List 80s actor John Allen Nelson but I'm in denial about how bad I want his dick |
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Feb 20, 2020 04:15
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midlife crisis on infinite earths
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World War BYOB |
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google THIS posted:What if a blind person found out about the Men in Black? so what, they can't prove anything, they didn't see poo poo. |
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Feb 22, 2020 04:43
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google THIS posted:What if a blind person found out about the Men in Black? Invasive surgery |
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Feb 22, 2020 04:57
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:World War BYOB the permabanning of archduke ButtTheShitmanFart sparked a conflict that would engulf the posting world
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Yinlock posted:the permabanning of archduke ButtTheShitmanFart sparked a conflict that would engulf the posting world 
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I think my new Soundcloud Rap name is a little too derivative but I've already got the Lil' Orphan Annie tat on my face and printed a bunch of Lil' Orphan Xanny fliers.
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a superhero named druggernaut and he looks like juggernaut but his helmet is a mushroom cap |
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Weird how feet can smell like really good cheese, but don't taste like it |
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Feb 23, 2020 06:29
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a waitress with a personal vendetta against diet soda and purposely gives regular coke |
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Yinlock posted:the permabanning of archduke ButtTheShitmanFart sparked a conflict that would engulf the posting world |
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google THIS posted:What if a blind person found out about the Men in Black? You use the beepy thing instead of the flashy thing https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Combinations of good things that are actually bad, or vice versa ex.: sugar alcohol head cheese |
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A day at the ceramics factory drawing office: - A balding man in his fifties closes in on an optimum seat height to splash height. He's been a toilet engineer for 20 years, knows he's good at it, likes his work well enough - Argument of whether to use the ANSI or EU Standard ergonomic turd - A young woman draughting a cistern float shares her ambition to one day to reach the peak of the profession as a bowl stylist - A design study is working trying to finalize a standard ø[rear end] value ahead of a market debut into a South American country |
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