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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Elviscat posted:

If you cut the Sweden off the Norway, and leave the Finland, the result is literally indecipherable from a picture of a schlong.

That did actually help me see how one might see Sweden in that...and looking at it even even further I'm wondering why the nutsack that is Michigan has so many hosed up veins in it.

I kinda hate baldspot for posting that because I keep finding more and more things to hate about it. :argh:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I think I know how this happened.

The customer found the image they wanted on the internet, put it into MS Paint and added the text they wanted, discussed it with the artist to be sure they'd understand, and then the artist copied the image exactly



Or it's some kind of in-joke and it was intentional.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


That compass is broken. How do you think they got lost in the first place?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Gonna just leave this entire profile of yikes for y'all to peruse... :gonk:

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

lots happening here

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

they keep getting worse

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a fatguy baldspot posted:

they keep getting worse

This rules, puto.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Chichevache posted:

This rules, puto.

i’ll take your word on it, i have no idea what it’s supposed to be aside from, vaguely, a rat
i like this one tho

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

a fatguy baldspot posted:

i’ll take your word on it, i have no idea what it’s supposed to be aside from, vaguely, a rat
i like this one tho

If the line work was slightly less terrible they could cash in on that “intentionally lovely” tattoo trend and charge like $5k each in LA or wherever that poo poo flies.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

If the line work was slightly less terrible they could cash in on that “intentionally lovely” tattoo trend and charge like $5k each in LA or wherever that poo poo flies.

I think it's exactly that trend enabling someone who hasn't worked out how a tattoo gun isn't like a regular pen. Reminds me of this artist someone posted a while ago.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

What in tarnation

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Imagine intentionally getting the worst Friend tattooed on you.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

whypick1 posted:

Imagine intentionally getting the worst Friend tattooed on you.

To be fair, no one told him it was gonna be that way.

*clapclapclapclap*

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

IUG posted:

That compass is broken. How do you think they got lost in the first place?

Maybe it's supposed to be deep, like the words are going off the map because you have to go off the map to truly get lost in order to find yourself?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

10 Beers posted:

Maybe it's supposed to be deep, like the words are going off the map because you have to go off the map to truly get lost in order to find yourself?

More like deep like a big pile of poo poo.

I really have to think the text was either there before or that’s a level of planning failure that could get the artist on Trump’s cabinet.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


All that work to hide a wart (on Ross's nose) you think they could have blended it in better or something...

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

The Quora rabbit hole from this led to a shitload of "IS IT TRUE SWEDEN IS COLLAPSING BECAUSE MUSLIMS" questions with answers that were, comfortingly, almost entirely Swedish people recognizing them as alt-right trolls and/or morons and dunking on the concept of Sweden as a country even becoming religious, let alone Muslim

e: not really thread relevant but it was a nice change from the usual comments on literally anything so

TheKennedys has a new favorite as of 18:11 on Feb 18, 2020

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Live
Love
LiftSynthol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Doctor Zero posted:

Live
Love
Synth

fixed

synaptic revolt
Aug 25, 2004
Found on r/atbge

https://i.redd.it/tbwfogpfmoh41.jpg NWS

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

it took me two solid minutes to discern pussy from non pussy

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Why is there a knee joint immediately under the hip?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
definitely want an anus tattoo right in the middle of my chest

regardless of every other reason that is terrible

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

The Bloop posted:

definitely want an anus tattoo right in the middle of my chest

regardless of every other reason that is terrible

ok we get it, you don't eat chest

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"So, you want me to tattoo a vagina on your chest??"

"No!

I want you to tattoo a collage of like 3 vaginas weirdly blending together on my chest"

"....oh okay"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Zaphod42 posted:

"So, you want me to tattoo a vagina on your chest??"

"No!

I want you to tattoo a collage of like 3 vaginas weirdly blending together on my chest"

"....oh okay"

Living the dream of being walking concept art for the Total Recall porn flick.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

The Bloop posted:

definitely want an anus tattoo right in the middle of my chest

That is one can of whipped cream away from a really fun party trick.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary vaginas forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 23:31 on Feb 19, 2020

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Cronen-pussy

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
gently caress-it is some weird phrasing. It's like a name of a Pokemon

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8IiGhxxEjg

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Ok, which one of these is ricketyvickyt?

Delayed response but I definitely don’t have an inner arm herb tattoo!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ricketyvickyt posted:

Delayed response but I definitely don’t have an inner arm herb tattoo!

not yet you mean

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Now I want a Herb tattoo.


To be specific, this Herb.


Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene
https://twitter.com/fauxlacine/status/1230630660295057414

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀







His skin texture bothers me more than the MAGA Cult tattoos. This guy definitely thinks sunscreen is gay and he's tougher than the sun.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Hold on. Two Monster logos!? That is simply too far.

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


fishing with the fam posted:

Hold on. Two Monster logos!? That is simply too far.

Yeah... I trust you

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