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I’m extremely drunk. I wish I had some acid and amphetamines to clear my head. Goddamn, I really am a piece of poo poo, I want acid to “clear my head”. Guess I’ll just be drinking bottled water and listening to Emperor on youtube for the next few hours.
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early this morning i had to take a poo poo while nuking some gyros and when i got up to leave the bathroom the loving door wouldnt open because my god drat brothers rugrats keep loving it up every time they charge into my house to take a poo poo piss on the floor and ransack the place so after trying to kick it open a few times i took a hammer from the tool cabinet and smashed the doorknob off because i am loving sick of that poo poo. gonna go get some more beer now and cook a sirloin steak later
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Feb 15, 2020 22:45
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Feb 15, 2020 22:50
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Obsidianheart posted:Got hammered last night and posted in all my usual threads except this one, so here's my make-up homework. Same except it wasn't posting
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Feb 15, 2020 22:55
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I'm drunk in bar filled with boomers and I think one of them just gave me the eye
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Feb 15, 2020 22:56
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Blow posted:
Mahalo. I took a lame bus tour earlier and they drove by the studio. Saw one of the actors yellow Ferrari parked outside. Also I got stopped on the street near the WW1 memorial pool because they were filming some poo poo. These have been my Hawaii 5-0 experiences on vacation. Also I just realized I bought my dime bag on the beach right at the cop shop that is next to the Moana Surfrider hotel. Heh yeeeeaaa gently caress the system
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Feb 15, 2020 23:16
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just got reinforced with a fresh battalion of 30 beer cans, backed up by three batteries of 44 cigs, we're headed for the Sober Gap, fuckers. these tubes are hot and rockin to roll
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Feb 16, 2020 01:35
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Another Bill posted:I'm drunk in bar filled with boomers and I think one of them just gave me the eye I'm such an introvert the thought of walking to the local bars last night, Friday night Valentines day, did not occur to me. I played VR drunk instead. I should have been posting from VR last night I apologize. Perhaps I can do that tonight. So, did you look back and linger a little?
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Feb 16, 2020 01:42
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Nuts and Gum posted:I'm such an introvert the thought of walking to the local bars last night, Friday night Valentines day, did not occur to me. I played VR drunk instead. I should have been posting from VR last night I apologize. Perhaps I can do that tonight. The Eye is not something to be trifled with. It is not a good thing.
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Feb 16, 2020 04:41
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Willfrey posted:Mahalo. I took a lame bus tour earlier and they drove by the studio. Saw one of the actors yellow Ferrari parked outside. Also I got stopped on the street near the WW1 memorial pool because they were filming some poo poo. These have been my Hawaii 5-0 experiences on vacation.  Pretty sure the USS Arizona got sunk by the Japs in WWII.
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Feb 16, 2020 05:15
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I'm 3 pitchers and a couple shots in and I am hungry but will probably just do more liquid bread
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Feb 16, 2020 05:18
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Tanked again. Probably just going to die.
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Feb 16, 2020 07:09
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don't do that. have a wank first and call me in the morning.
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Feb 16, 2020 08:06
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When you are edging about if your dealer will come through or not.
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Feb 16, 2020 08:22
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Finished cooking for entitled Valentine's Day weekend couples. On to regular entitled rear end in a top hat customers. Getting shitfaced in the meantime.
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Feb 16, 2020 08:25
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V drunk just thought you all should know
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Feb 16, 2020 08:36
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Wicker Man posted:When you are edging about if your dealer will come through or not. I got a real scare bout my amphetamines this week but in the end it all worked out
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Feb 16, 2020 10:25
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Blow posted:
There is a WW1 memorial pool built on Waikiki beach, because Hawaii sent some troops to Europe. Who's the doofus now?
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Feb 16, 2020 19:45
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Nuts and Gum posted:don't do that. have a wank first and call me in the morning. Elentor posted:I got a real scare bout my amphetamines this week but in the end it all worked out I just wanted to compliment your Vagrant Story avatar. Still bitter I missed out on the zippo lighter that had the blood sin on it.
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Feb 16, 2020 20:52
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Pretty hung over. Last full day of Hawaii today. Talked with a couple stationed on Oahu for a good while, guy and his wife started BSing with me because I am 6'4 and then dude was 6'6 Got their number and a place to stay if I decide to return hell yea
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Feb 16, 2020 20:58
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Yeah but how tall was the woman
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Feb 17, 2020 02:01
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Obsidianheart posted:I just wanted to compliment your Vagrant Story avatar. Still bitter I missed out on the zippo lighter that had the blood sin on it. Appreciated, Riskbreaker!
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Feb 17, 2020 02:43
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Drinking arrogant bastard still not drunk Edit: couple of shots of Early Times BIB should do it interwhat fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Feb 17, 2020 |
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Feb 17, 2020 02:50
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Willfrey posted:There is a WW1 memorial pool built on Waikiki beach, because Hawaii sent some troops to Europe. Who's the doofus now? Me. 
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Feb 17, 2020 04:05
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I'm drunk and listening to mystery skulls and it's only 9 somehow and it owns
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Feb 17, 2020 05:03
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Where do Ibset up the Go Fund Me for the murder I am about to commit? Apparently we went to middle school together and. he. won't. shut. up.
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Feb 17, 2020 05:04
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just remembered about SA and thought I'd see what's up because I can't take any more loving Reddit for the rest of my life. i just googled what happened to FYAD. that's wild. hey guys
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Feb 17, 2020 05:08
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The 65 yo gay guy who likes to hit on me just came in but me and my gf already closed to go home and now we drunk at home and laughing about it and also drinking
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Feb 17, 2020 05:32
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It's official, I am drunk. You can tell by how much I've been posting. Time to shut down the posting rig. Night gunes
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Feb 17, 2020 06:33
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I'm drunk, taking selfies, and narcissistically pondering at just how pretty I am. God I'm pretty.
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Feb 17, 2020 06:53
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could you please post your prettiness for us all to value
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Feb 17, 2020 06:58
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I'm drunk but not that drunk
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Feb 17, 2020 07:08
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Feb 17, 2020 07:08
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Feb 17, 2020 07:19
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If I'd taken pictures on v day I'd have posted but I forgot because I got drunk. Watching it follows and drinking tho
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Feb 17, 2020 07:24
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I am drunk playing Planetside...I feel like I'm in my early 20s again.
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I knew the responsible thing to do on the last day of a 4 day weekend/bender was to just relax and be fresh for work tomorrow. But...then I got bored, and thought "just a couple beers until it gets dark and I'll go to sleep". Well, that of course turned into finishing everything I had left over (about a fifth of gin and a bunch of beer). I am absolutely going to hate myself tomorrow when I have to struggle once again to be coherent enough to talk about satellites and poo poo at work without getting too nauseous. but at least I made a lot of progress I wouldn't have otherwise on my Farming Simulator 19 save.
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tell me about this Farming Simulator game. does it give you the chance to get killed and eaten by hogs or electrocuted / crushed to death, or is it one of those weird german ones where you just spray corn into a hopper also i am fairly drunk, been drinking since 11 AM. made some malaysian chicken curry stuff for dinner, it was good
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Zippy the Bummer posted:tell me about this Farming Simulator game. does it give you the chance to get killed and eaten by hogs or electrocuted / crushed to death, or is it one of those weird german ones where you just spray corn into a hopper You can't really die unfortunately. I have goneb ankrupt by accidentally driving my new tractors bought with loans into various ponds and lakes because the roads are too loving long and I just launch over hills and stuff, but I have yet to die. Just entered financial ruin. mostly i just drive back and forth over a field for an hour straight wondering what I'm doing with my life one time i flipped my harvester over on its side and spent an entire hour crashing all my vehicles into it to get it back upright so i could drive it. That is basically my entire farming simulator experience - either totally losing vehicles to the water, or trying to get them upright after I l flip them over due to aggressively poor driving. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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