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- cda
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personally when confronted with a mysterious black disk held in a demon's mouth, i would remove that portion of wall with my bulldozer. likewise, the collapsing ceiling trap would be trivial to escape from using just the bucket on my bulldozer. "im sorry, acerack" i would mutter "i keep loving up your traps with my rad-rear end bulldozer."
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Jan 2, 2020 19:54
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Jan 3, 2020 02:39
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Jan 5, 2020 00:36
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 5, 2020 00:51
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- google THIS
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Thread title: "i think my weighted blanket is too heavy"
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Jan 6, 2020 20:45
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- ulvir
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Jan 7, 2020 23:02
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- Heather Papps
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Do prepare wooden stakes, garlic braid, holy water vessels (at least two) and, if possible, a willing member of the local clergy, but they must be disguised or the trucker thralls will keep them from ever getting through the front door.
Do not look directly at the eyes of the master vampire, especially if you have already slain all their minions! Not having to concentrate on keeping all those people enthralled actually frees up their demonic powers, as do the packets of "ketchup" they leave everywhere as emergency health boosting items.
Do destroy any and all gargoyles visible from the outside before entering the Wafflehouse.
Do not forget the hood ornaments! Especially on Peterbilt and Mack trucks (both vampire-owned brands); although seemingly insignificant, a swarm of suddenly animated tiny chrome bulldogs, swans and naked ladies can pick off members of your party before you're even out of the parking lot!
Do tip your server with cash. As a creature of the night they are unable to enter banks or ATM kiosks without an invitation and therefore cannot use direct deposit or pre-paid cards. And they're still working hard to serve you (and Satan).
Do not include old, real-silver coins in your tip, unless this is your opening move and, once the server begins screaming as the coins burn through their unsuspecting hand flesh, your priest companion begins immediately throwing bottles of holy water and power-stroking a rosary. This is admittedly a bold gambit but there really isn't a safe way to purge a Wafflehouse of undead, so whatever you're doing, do it and get out.
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Jan 10, 2020 04:25
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his bod is sweaty, bed soft, blanket's heavy
he brushed his teeth and laid down already, time for beddy
Snap back to reality, way too much gravity
Oh, what a tragedy bro
It's so blankety, can't take it back cause he lost
the receipt when he drove his car back from the store,
it don't matter, his sheets are more wet than before,
he's so damp that he knows, when he goes back to the Costco, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go return this blanket and hope it don't smash him
You better lose yourself in the blanket, it's weighted
You bought it, and now your sinking through the floor
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go
to the bathroom before you get under the blanket
You better lose yourself in the blanket, it's weighted
You bought it, and now youre skining through the floor
I'm serious, listen, do not miss your chance to go
to the bathroom before you get trapped under the blanket
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Jan 11, 2020 22:12
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- City of Glompton
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Jan 11, 2020 22:34
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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woops I thought i put this here, but I put it back in the thread -
(I think my weighted blanket is too heavy)
pixaal posted:
I went to sleep on the sixty nineth floor
I woke up in the basement
City of Glompton posted:
ah you requested the turn down for what service
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Jan 11, 2020 22:41
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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A race of elves from the land of Gou'Fa Qyors who can't understand why every attempt they make to introduce themselves to another race results in war.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:32
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by Hand Knit
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Feb 9, 2020 05:46
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Feb 9, 2020 16:50
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by Hand Knit
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i belly laughed for like five straight minutes when i saw that gif, it really tickled me, thank you for making my day brighter :cheers
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Feb 9, 2020 17:01
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buy grinds every sunday from a small bosnian man at the farmer's market even if i try 2 avoid hiis gaze he identifies me from distance as easy target i buy 1 lb. of the smoked dark roast they ask if they can grind it for me and i say no i pay and immediately leave the farmers market in shame i go hom eand grind the bean in a small electronic coffee bean grinder that can double as a spice grinder if u like ur spices to be coffee i dump half on the counter as i try to pat the ground out into a funnel that is too small into an ornate glass jar my great aunt got me in ""war times""". from the glass jar i scope 3 spoons of grounds into the base of my stove top percolator settling the grounds above a base filled w slightly chilled tap water stove on medium pot on stove i sit and wait b y the time the coffee is done my tears r dry i pour aa cup of 85% coffee and 15% skim milk because i was raised to have weak bones in the countryside where instead we value sunken eyes and dry lips. i drink a third of the coffee and leave the rest for god
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Feb 10, 2020 15:32
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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lmao
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Feb 11, 2020 20:24
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"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"
"What?! No I di--"
*BANG*
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Feb 13, 2020 00:10
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i told my gf i wanted to be a poet and she took a pic then made a meme, posted it to instagram, and now she has a netflix show called "my ex bf is a dumb loving idiot piece of poo poo"
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Feb 13, 2020 01:40
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Feb 15, 2020 17:22
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by Hand Knit
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lol thank you for putting this in this thread. i would not have seen it otherwise
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