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Jaguars! posted:This is a good read about the trials and tribulations of making a living creating quality food, but at an airport of all places: Man, those dishes look tasty af.
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itry posted:Man, those dishes look tasty af. I have eaten there and is is delicious.
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I think it's worth mentioning the STREET BEEFS thread again for anyone who missed it earlier in this thread. It has recently been revived by NAG who is posting the best writeups possible for the fights. Long live The Fat Ref. Voyeur of the fights. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883865
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First goldmined in the fast food forum, short and sweet https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3913887
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3913164 Apparently Vanilla Ice's vanity movie was directed by the guy who would go on to be Spielberg's personal director, and actually looks really good.
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This one about the Elan School is goddamn horrifying, but it’s good. OP started off with an incredible effort post. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914075 Zamboni Rodeo fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879589 I don't usually venture into C-SPAM, but this was a top-notch discovery. Bit specific, but it's commentaries on modern events through the medium of faux patch notes/bug reports a la historical political simulator devhouse Paradox Interactive. It's probably funny even if you're unfamiliar with the games?? It's nice when goons feel the need to one-up each other with creative posting.
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Speaking of interesting C-SPAM stuff: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914227 Shitpost ends up being co-opted by banana expert and becomes interesting and informative.
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So did longtime champion best read on the forums world's dumbest stalker get deleted because some goon decided to stalk the stalker and got poop all over?
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The stalker posted a photo of the thread while begging for money, though it's not evident how they found it. Poop got touched a few times in the pages leading up to the close.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Speaking of interesting C-SPAM stuff: "The banana defender has logged on"
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Klyith posted:So did longtime champion best read on the forums world's dumbest stalker get deleted because some goon decided to stalk the stalker and got poop all over? PHIZ KALIFA posted:The stalker posted a photo of the thread while begging for money, though it's not evident how they found it. Poop got touched a few times in the pages leading up to the close. There are TONS of people with grudges against SA/goons/Lowtax for various reasons, usually because they posted stupid poo poo and got banned and have some strange need to exact Internet Vengeance. They tend to congregate in certain online communities based on a shared hatred... it's honestly kind of sad. Many still "spy" on SA because they're nutjobs with nothing better to do with their life. It's not unreasonable to speculate that one of them did it to try to exert some sort of control over the forums. I'll stop there since this is obviously meant to die.
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I checked a few offsites and didn't see anyone bragging about it.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:I checked a few offsites and didn't see anyone bragging about it. The stalker googles himself and keywords a lot so he may have just stumbled across it on his own.
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Aw that's disappointing. I was really hoping that wouldn't be how that thread ended.
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What the gently caress happened in Command and Conquer
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DaveSauce posted:I'll stop there since this is obviously meant to die. Correct, I’m certain op will update us when deemed appropriate. Tia
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The stalker posted a photo of the thread while begging for money, though it's not evident how they found it. Poop got touched a few times in the pages leading up to the close. That was the best thread on the forums. That's a drat shame.
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frogge posted:Aw that's disappointing. I was really hoping that wouldn't be how that thread ended. Just pm me, there's already new developments that are :whatthechrist:
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Pastry of the Year posted:this is a fantastic read I'm 1 page in and I agree
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Frank Frank posted:That was the best thread on the forums. That's a drat shame. Which thread was this again?
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That Works posted:Which thread was this again? "My Wife has the World's Dumbest Stalker".
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Frank Frank posted:"My Wife has the World's Dumbest Stalker". Ahh ok, I didn't really read it when it was up
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Imagine taking the time to vote this thread a 1. Smh Content the face tattoo thread is kinda fun https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914609&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The stalker posted a photo of the thread while begging for money, though it's not evident how they found it. Poop got touched a few times in the pages leading up to the close. Wait, did the stalker post IN the thread?
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gently caress me I always wanted to finish reading that thread and now I really want to but can't.
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Klaaz posted:gently caress me I always wanted to finish reading that thread and now I really want to but can't. It still exists, just in invisible form. PM me for any updates and details until the thread can safely be opened.
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Metaline posted:Wait, did the stalker post IN the thread? I don't believe so, he just posted a screenie.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Speaking of interesting C-SPAM stuff: That’s a thread I didn’t expect to see linked here. I wouldn’t describe myself as a banana expert and that fact that anyone would is an indictment on the journalists who keep writing third‐rate stories about bananas while on the plane flying to and fro the places where the real experts live and work. It is possible that I know more about bananas than anyone else on these august fora, but I feel like an imposter saying even that. There are tens of millions of people on this planet who bananas better than I, who have to know better because their lives depend on them as a food source. My qualifications are that I read about bananas on the Internet and that I have never killed a banana plant through neglect—which is actually an indictment because anyone who’s worked with anything long enough has had failures. I have never worked with bananas professionally. I have never had personal contact with anyone who worked with bananas professionally, other than small nursery proprietors and, I suppose, anyone who has served me a banana split. So why did I write so many words about bananas? I got suckered by that silly blue banana, both in the thread and in the garden. The first banana plant I bought was the “Blue Java” banana everyone was talking about, except that it wasn’t. It’s an unrelated cultivar that’s been mislabeled for years, and the real thing doesn’t taste like vanilla ice cream anyway. That hasn’t stopped the sellers and the bloggers from posting ’shopped bananas and swearing up and down that they taste like vanilla ice cream. Every serious hobbyist knows about this racket, and once I found the serious hobbyist forums and sellers, of course I had to try my hand at growing the legendary ‘Big Mike’, the fruit that launched a dozen coups and vanished under mysterious circumstances. While I was ordering that, I might as well order a few other interesting cultivars, I just need to know a little about them first… My knowledge stems from that, and I won’t deny I learned while writing. I knew where to start. If you have any questions about bananas, you can take them to the C‐SPAM thread, where I have just posted a banana bread recipe. It’s from a children’s book, but don’t tell anyone. Using a recipe from a children’s book is less shameful than using a recipe that loses a taste test to a recipe from a children’s book. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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Platystemon posted:That’s a thread I didn’t expect to see linked here. All cookbooks are children's books because adults already know how to cook 
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All instruction manuals are for children, adults know how to make things.
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I hate bananas, but I like learning about them
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I hate bananas, but I like learning about them -------------// 
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Jerry Cotton posted:All cookbooks are children's books because adults already know how to cook lofi posted:All instruction manuals are for children, adults know how to make things. "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." (Mitch Hedberg)
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