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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guess all those thoughts and prayers 🙏 worked

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CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
NASCAR 2020: Denny Hamlin wins his 3rd Daytona 500. Please respect the NASCAR threads privacy during this difficult time.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
In celebration of the positive news with Ryan Newman, here is a Good and Cool photo of Dale Earnhardt.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

kidcoelacanth posted:

daughters strategically placed to hide cool new robot legs

Daughters are actually going to carry him around from now on like that Martin Short character in Arrested Development.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

tater_salad posted:

Guess all those thoughts and prayers 🙏 worked

Banzai 3
May 8, 2007
I'm only here for the weekly 24 bitchfest.
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/roushfenway/status/1230201168091078656?s=21

Absolutely unreal.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


awesome.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
He needs to buy every welder and fabricator on that team whatever the gently caress they want in life.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

:psypop:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I'm speechless.

Supposedly, his (ex-)wife took that photo.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Nah, that's a soundstage.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
That man just won every lottery ever

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spanky69 posted:

Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there

once you been in florida long enough you just stop wearing shoes.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

loving hell I'm so happy for him.

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

spanky69 posted:

Looks like someone stole his shoes while he was in there

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003






You absolute legend.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:five:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I can't believe he walked out of the hospital less than 48 hours after that wreck.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake


:vince:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Chastain subbing at Vegas.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420
Chastain in my campaign lemme do the drat thing

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




lmao

SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower
Now that we know Newman is ok, can we talk about Blaney's drive on that last lap? It looked like the whole way through 3 and 4 when Hamlin was pushing he was out of shape, and even his dive to the bottom coming to the line looked like he got turned sideways and just rode it out.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Wow that literally made my morning.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Cynical tin foil hat me says Newman cryptic hospital saga and news blackout was a PR stunt. Real me is happy to see those two daughters walking out of the hospital with a dad still.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



When Newman is involved I'm always this close to making conspiracy theory jokes, but real talk I'm glad to see him walking out the door of that hospital.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Blaney said the other night he got to the point where he realized he wasn't winning the race and his goal was to try and push Newman across the line so a Ford would win over a Toyota.


So his hospitalization was due to oxygen deprivation?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

CBJSprague24 posted:

Blaney said the other night he got to the point where he realized he wasn't winning the race and his goal was to try and push Newman across the line so a Ford would win over a Toyota.


So his hospitalization was due to oxygen deprivation?

He also said that point was when newman flew down on the block. Which then caused the wreck.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

important news

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/status/1230940459964387329

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

this family line should not continue

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ace Dillon sounds like generic gruff dude in a bad action movie or budget FPS.

SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower
More important news: Ken Schrader is driving in a school bus figure 8 race on his 65th birthday

https://speedsport.com/racing-nation/midwest/ken-schrader-to-race-school-bus-at-toledo-oval/

Is there anyone more awesome than Schrader?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

SwampYankee posted:

Is there anyone more awesome than Schrader?

No, some may be equally as awesome but more awesome? no way.

I want to read his book but it's been out of print forever and I don't want to read it 300 bucks or so bad. scratch that, amazon has used copies of it now and got it for 3 bucks. It's been ages since I last looked.

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Feb 21, 2020

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Speaking of oxygen deprivation in NASCAR...

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