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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Brb, trying to figure out where exactly a snake's rear end would be located

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Just before the tail of course.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Snakes are all rear end, except for the head.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

Brb, trying to figure out where exactly a snake's rear end would be located

Well it has two ends. That should help you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Regarde Aduck posted:

Well it has two ends. That should help you.


This is the closest I can figure out but it doesn't seem quite right

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Brb, trying to figure out where exactly a snake's rear end would be located

Man I didn't know Kojima had an account here

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Captain Hygiene posted:


This is the closest I can figure out but it doesn't seem quite right

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:aaa:
It all makes sense now

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"I'm trying to ssssslither passsst the guardssss, but I'm dummy thicc."

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Face down, rear end up, that's the way I like to hiss

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.











Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Didn't realize SCP-1507 was from pre-history.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I have seen this T-rex in person, and more commonly the flamingos are just keeping it company. It's on the Google main campus.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Beachcomber posted:

I have seen this T-rex in person, and more commonly the flamingos are just keeping it company.

Well yeah, they can only eat it once.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Chrysophylax
Dec 28, 2006
._.

I don't get it :saddowns:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Chrysophylax posted:

I don't get it :saddowns:

A measuring tape ...... meases?? A yardtstick ..... yards???

It just doesn't make any sense.

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Chrysophylax posted:

I don't get it :saddowns:

Ruler

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I always thought of my ruler as the king of my pencilcase. Though we had nice wooden foot length rulers in primary school that were the perfect length and weight for swordfights.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I always thought of my ruler as the king of my pencilcase. Though we had nice wooden foot length rulers in primary school that were the perfect length and weight for swordfights.

Did you have the wood ones with the metal edge?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Skwirl posted:

Did you have the wood ones with the metal edge?

Sadly not, otherwise someone would probably have gotten serious injuries. We were creative enough with the makeshift bowguns out of pens.

Chrysophylax
Dec 28, 2006
._.

:downs: gently caress I wasn't ever going to get it

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Sadly not, otherwise someone would probably have gotten serious injuries. We were creative enough with the makeshift bowguns out of pens.

You don't swordfight with the metal-edged wooden rulers, you vigorously "saw" the edge of your shoe with them, then give your own brother the spicy ruler.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

You don't swordfight with the metal-edged wooden rulers, you vigorously "saw" the edge of your shoe with them, then give your own brother the spicy ruler.

:hmmyes:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



How could you give your own brother the spicy ruler

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Chrysophylax posted:

I don't get it :saddowns:

You always measure from the base, otherwise people get a big ego.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
We used to make improvised bows out of rubber bands to launch small v-shaped pieces of bent paperclip around. It's amazing nobody ever lost an eye. See also: firing pencils into the high ceiling of the English teacher's classroom to see how many would get stuck in the Styrofoam drop ceiling. The answer is not many, and sharpened pencils falling on students from 30 feet up.

LifeSunDeath posted:

You always measure from the base, otherwise people get a big ego.

I thought four inches was average, this is very unsettling

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Phlegmish posted:

How could you give your own brother the spicy ruler

*exasperated sigh* You vigorously saw the metal part against your shoe!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

*exasperated sigh* You vigorously saw the metal part against your shoe!

Goddamn that brought back some serious memories. Also ballpoint pen vigorously rubbed on a desk, give em the blazin' bic.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

:ussr:

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

LifeSunDeath posted:

give em the blazin' bic.

:hai: this right here

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I can't find the original version of this comic because it's too memed. We need some kind of name for that.

Maybe Peped?

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Well here you go.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Deathbulge is the best comic & I’ll fight anyone who disagrees

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

beanieson posted:

Deathbulge is the best comic & I’ll fight anyone who disagrees

I’d fight you, but it would take at least 30 panels and I don’t have the time for that.

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