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Roomate has a tuxedo. So far this cat in 2 years has cost him a pretty expensive guitar in vet bills, has digestive issues so has to be on a schedule yet is the hungriest bastard on 4 legs. He's chewed through an unknown amount of food stuffs, sticks his face into every cup and plate. He recently chewed into a half a bag of hot dog buns. Yowls like the neediest thing for hours. I mean hours. The most determined cat alive to get into any room he is not allowed in including attacking the door knob until he is in. Broke a shelf and window still cat bed by Batista Bombing off higher shelves. Brained himself trying to jump through aquarium glass. Killed two tree frogs by knocking the habitat over. Looks styling in his pink bowtie. Picture mot available as none are on my phone. Goes by the name Albert.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 22:51 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:41 |
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Partner sent me this on snapchat while I was at work. I feel like it speaks for itself.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 13:56 |
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#JustTuxedoThings~~~~ - smelling your own rear end and then loudly complaining about the odor - falling in love with a stranger's toolbelt and rubbing your entire body over it - sulking because even though you brought the Food Giants your very BEST toys, like old Q-tips and twist-ties, and you put them RIGHT THERE in their weird head fur, they didn't wake up and play with you - eating a shrimp while trilling and blowing shrimp chunks all over - double-fisting from two food bowls at once because you beat up your mentally-challenged sister, who is at least three times your size - yelling at Mummy for five straight minutes at 3 AM until she gets up just so you could watch her pee
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 14:05 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
My tux is no longer allowed the cat food with whole shrimps in because he insists on doing this on my pillow.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 17:19 |
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small ghost posted:My tux is no longer allowed the cat food with whole shrimps in because he insists on doing this on my pillow. She got cat food ON THE CEILING
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 20:14 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:She got cat food ON THE CEILING Post the shithead.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 20:15 |
Hey Toff you dumb poo poo. When you've been to the vet and come home knocked the gently caress out and I put your cage in my room and you keep being completely loving comatose and just let poo poo and piss fall out of you and then drowsily escape to the closet and I go to to bed a bit later Don't hop up on my bed and rub your unwashed rear end directly on my elbow while purring like a dimwit. Disgusting. You smell bad enough, but getting actual poo poo on me is next level. Black Griffon fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jan 27, 2020 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 21:16 |
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iospace posted:Post the shithead. bidet-nappin' boo spine-twistin' boo (yes, that's my bra. oh well) sitting-on-a-throw-pillow-directly-in-front-of-her-actual-bed'n boo experimentin'-with-physics boo chair-stealin' boo bonus: v smol boo in summary: a boo edit: LMAOOOOOOOO Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 27, 2020 |
# ? Jan 27, 2020 21:31 |
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This is Cosmo AKA Cosmeow AKA Momo the Clown This is him screaming at me the literal microsecond I get home from work until I dump his evening meal into his bowl. He also reserves the right to cry as though he is being starved to death in a cage of wolves at 6 AM, 7 AM, and again at 8 AM (when I wake up for work). He eats twice a day, plus treats, but I had terrible roommates in college who have irreparably trained him to cry until his bottomless pit of a chubbo tum-tum has kitty snacks. Please, my little Pumpkin Prince, shut the gently caress up.
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 16:07 |
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tag urself, i'm the random person in the bacl
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 16:24 |
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Pictured: Dumbshits.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 14:25 |
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What the hell, Bear? First you try to trick me into falling back asleep by cuddling up to me and getting lots of pettins, then as soon as I stop and start drifting off, you bite the poo poo out of my NOSE. Both nostrils are bruised and the outside is actually bleeding. Dude... un-cool!
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 18:28 |
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Idiot.
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# ? Feb 3, 2020 18:41 |
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Aleta, you precious psycho, STOP LICKING MY ARMPITS WHILE I'M SLEEPING.
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 09:27 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Aleta, you precious psycho, STOP LICKING MY ARMPITS WHILE I'M SLEEPING. Better or worse than being awakened by your cat's stankity fish-breath because he decided to wake you by licking your nose?
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:28 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Aleta, you precious psycho, STOP LICKING MY ARMPITS WHILE I'M SLEEPING. Dirt Road Junglist posted:Better or worse than being awakened by your cat's stankity fish-breath because he decided to wake you by licking your nose? Post the offenders
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:33 |
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iospace posted:Post the offenders He's mad because I won't let him sleep on my wrist while I type. Honey, it's cute, but you're making mom's wrists hurt, please stop.
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:44 |
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Azalea, I understand that you don’t get enough attention from your mommy, and I do my very best to give you all the love you deserve when I nanny for you, but the $4,000 couch (pictured here) that you destroyed by eating a fancy pen and rolling around in it is... well the resale value is looking pretty grim. Please, Azalea, stick to the 200 kinds of dog treats she buys you and leave her expensive Doctor pens ALONE
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# ? Feb 18, 2020 23:44 |
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Bust Rodd posted:
Azalea is a good girl for teaching her owner that buying a $4000 white couch is dumb as hell when you have a dog.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 01:25 |
more like azalea just helldumped butt rodd fukken OWNED
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 02:10 |
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iospace posted:Post the offenders Scroll up! There's a boo-rear end boo about 7 posts up from this.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 07:35 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Azalea is a good girl for teaching her owner that buying a $4000 white couch is dumb as hell when you have a dog.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 10:25 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Better or worse than being awakened by your cat's stankity fish-breath because he decided to wake you by licking your nose? My cat likes to chew on my eyelids so I have to keep my bedroom door closed.
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 18:29 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:
He reminds me of my Bootsy! He likes to walk across my keyboard and headbutt my face while I type. Princess, stop loving sleeping 2 inches from my wife's face. She can't breathe and it's weird when I wake up and my cat is petting my wife.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 15:29 |
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Ayla Lay the gently caress down Stop pacing on the edge of the covers at 4am or walking on my hair
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 17:05 |
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Bremma posted:Ayla Is cat, functioning as normal.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 17:16 |
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Digby, you’re a magnificent, majestic creature. You’re also better bred than I am. So will you please stop with the following: 1. Attacking my feet when I’m fast asleep, making me yelp and scaring my wife. 2. Constantly trying to ‘play’ with Bob. Yes he’s a grumpy sod, but you need to respect his boundaries. 3. Clean your goddamned arse and stop smelling of poo. 4. Learn to purr. You have literally one job in life ffs! Bob, I know you’ve had a rough life and I respect your boundaries, but it would be nice if you tolerated affection from time to time on our terms. Also Digby is not trying to annoy you every time he walks past; he’s big and rambunctious but you don’t need to swear and swipe when he’s within two feet of you for any reason.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 18:02 |
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Based on these pictures I would not have guessed Bob was the grouch.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 18:51 |
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zakharov posted:Based on these pictures I would not have guessed Bob was the grouch. Bob is.. complicated. He used to belong to our neighbour, who has a home life that’s chaotic at best, insane at worst. Poor thing was living in their play-house in the garden in the middle of winter; my wife took pity on him and started leaving him hot water bottles and tuna, then basically catnapped him. He wouldn’t let us touch him at all for the first year or so, and was super bitey (he gave me an enormous abscess in my arm), though if we were lying in bed he’d climb on us and purr. Now he’s a bit more chill, and is hopelessly bonded to the wife. She calls him her familiar. Digby meanwhile is just this massive ball of energy. Having had old cats for years a Maine coon kitten was a bit of a change-up lol
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 19:06 |
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they are both so beautiful I want to cry
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 20:29 |
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Digby's got that Ron Perlman look going on.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 20:34 |
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Rocky and Rubble Stop being so cute, my friends keep asking if they can buy you and then getting mad when they realise how much a purebred english bulldog puppy actually sells for, and how far away my sister (who actually has these dogs) lives from where we are. I know they're cute but why are you getting mad at me for it?? Picture tax;
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 14:54 |
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Momo please learn to eat without someone cuddling you the whole time and stop trying to share bowls with Macready, he doesn't like it. Macready you have no compunctions beating the poo poo out of Momo at any other time, just smack him when he tries to share your bowl instead of looking at me forlornly and sulking. He's not even trying to steal your food, he just likes to eat with you. You spent a whole year stealing his kitten food at every opportunity so I'm not sympathetic tbh.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 15:36 |
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Aleta, when I said I needed help editing, this is not what I meant: Please don't call the po-po. Also, remember the other day when you decided to put your foot right on a candle flame? Don't do that again, either, please.
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# ? Feb 24, 2020 08:46 |
For gently caress's sake Leona you just got spayed it's like you know every way to rip a stitch and you'd like to try them all at once, thanks. I appreciate you finally figuring out that the kong is more fun when you chew it instead of trying to lick it to death, though
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 20:23 |
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Chip, you are the worst. I understand that you are just a puppy but for fucks sake STOP EATING MY FURNITURE. You cannot digest pleather, stuffing, upholstery pins, or anything else you may find on or in furniture. You broke one of your teeth clean in half somehow (probably chewing metal legs) and now I have to check you and make sure it doesn't get infected before you lose it. It would also be nice to just once wake up on my own, not because you are slapping me in the face with your paws, trying to dig into my chest/rip my heart out, or straight up sitting with your butthole right on my face. I don't enjoy any of these things, but you clearly do (somehow the pain from chest digging outweighs how gross the butthole on my face is). I know that you're a lab and you think that you will never get food again starting the instant you finish eating, but waking me up unpleasantly and earlier every morning so that I MIGHT feed you (i never do) does nothing but piss me off. If you do this kinda poo poo when you're 70+lbs, we're gonna have problems. Then your dumbass does this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyJqy0rMiwo As funny as it was, I had to help you out of it. HOW ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN YOU GET FOOD (8AM/6PM) YET GET YOURSELF STUCK IN A WAY YOU CAN'T ESCAPE? Wiggity fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 28, 2020 |
# ? Feb 28, 2020 00:16 |
Wiggity posted:Then your dumbass does this: dog in an exoskeleton
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 04:05 |
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We were gone for less than an hour and apparently also left a bag of bread out. Plus the perp, refusing to look at me or at what she did. https://twitter.com/invisiblemonkey/status/1236650983264079872
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 15:19 |
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God damnit DB Cooper stop sleeping on my noodles you fat gently caress! Go to bed in the many towers around the apartment, stop breaking into the cupboard!
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 19:23 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 03:41 |
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I got this funky little three-in-one lens from Lensbaby because I apparently am addicted to new glass and it's got some really neat bokeh effects. Natch, first thing I shot was my kitters.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 03:53 |