Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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St_Ides: May 19, 2008

# ? Feb 20, 2020 12:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:46

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Now all I want to do is go home and take a nap with Lando.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 14:54

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Wife is sick, but Nurse Juniper is reporting to duty.

# ? Feb 20, 2020 15:12

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

iwentdoodie posted:

Question: any ideas on treats that could be made for mads? Her teeth arent the best, she's allergic to beef fat (steak drippings are instant sick, but she can eat like bully sticks), too much wheat fucks with her (those ice cream pod things just create instant esophagus shaped vomit piles), and if she gets too much fat (ie, peanut butter) she gets bad pancreatitis and is sick for days.

About all she'll eat nowadays are super soft treats or bully sticks, but I feel bad.

We'll take mashed up pumpkin and freeze that into little balls. Not only does Margo really like them but it helps her poop regularly

# ? Feb 20, 2020 15:25

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1230531485414940672?s=20

# ? Feb 20, 2020 17:43

Sloth Life: Nov 15, 2014; Built for comfort and speed!; Fallen Rib

I am on a solo holiday, the dig is with my housemate. I miss my wild girl quite a bit today for some reason. Housemate sent this to cheer me up

# ? Feb 20, 2020 22:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Judgment Yawn

# ? Feb 20, 2020 23:16

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave: Jan 9, 2006; Popping up from out of nowhere...

Thanks everyone for your yawns. Here�s Zips crashed out last night while I watched a grown man backflip off of a steel cage:

# ? Feb 21, 2020 02:09

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

We'll take mashed up pumpkin and freeze that into little balls. Not only does Margo really like them but it helps her poop regularly

I'll give that a try, I know we've fed her pumpkin before for stomach issues so at least she can eat it.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 02:43

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey mags you want to go here with me

Oh snap my aunt lives in Tigard. Guess I have another incentive to go visit her

# ? Feb 21, 2020 07:08

Barcley: Jan 26, 2004; ---; Soiled Meat

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey Barcley

Remove the ball and you've got a pretty good Godzilla

Like this?

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:07

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Barcley posted:

Like this?

loving Barcley is the Everdraed of dogs.

I�m dogsitting this week:

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:11

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Barcley posted:

Like this?

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:14

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I think I broke Luca

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Barcley posted:

Like this?

Barcley I will have your five golden manbabies

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:41

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I think I broke Luca

he ded

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:47

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I think I broke Luca

Apply belly scritches to restart.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:52

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Barcley posted:

Like this?

# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:02

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/El_Gustache/status/1231353689777946624?s=19

# ? Feb 23, 2020 00:09

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

SOme dumb artsy pics I took of a friend's dog:

# ? Feb 23, 2020 04:26

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

# ? Feb 23, 2020 04:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I think that's pretty close

# ? Feb 23, 2020 05:38

Sloth Life: Nov 15, 2014; Built for comfort and speed!; Fallen Rib

colachute posted:

SOme dumb artsy pics I took of a friend's dog:

A very beautiful, very concerned dog. Nice work.

# ? Feb 23, 2020 07:55

Moot .1415926535: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

Just spooning with the barstool

# ? Feb 23, 2020 22:57

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Gip needs more white shepherds

# ? Feb 23, 2020 23:38

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

# ? Feb 24, 2020 00:49

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

# ? Feb 24, 2020 02:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

MONTY!!!!

# ? Feb 24, 2020 02:43

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/WSheepdog/status/1231551293786857473

# ? Feb 24, 2020 04:10

Burt: Sep 23, 2007; Poke.

colachute posted:

Monty, at that moment, is contemplating how to bring about the destruction of mankind.

# ? Feb 24, 2020 07:11

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tracker's still a silly girl.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 03:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Writer Cath posted:

Tracker's still a good girl.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 04:25

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Writer Cath posted:

Tracker's still the best girl.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 04:42

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Apollo having a good morning

# ? Feb 25, 2020 13:50

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Got some shots from mom from this morning - see, he woke me up specifically so I would come out and sit on the carpet with the folks and chat with them... while he cuddled in my lap. Greedy.