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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


World Famous W posted:

You right, missed the general population part of that

EDIT: A spirit critter

I think it needs the SPITS

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Klaus88 posted:

I don't know how first dog finds the energy to keep up with the United States being on metaphorical fire and Australia being literally on fire at the same time.

One would suspect cocaine is involved but he doesn't seem like the type.

Not his country, not his howling void of despair and misery full of his own neighbors and loved ones metaphorically shooting their grandchildren in the head he's staring into.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



lmao

I guess this is the reverse of an American being all "crikey mate shrimp on the barbie struth"

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Klaus88 posted:

I don't know how first dog finds the energy to keep up with the United States being on metaphorical fire and Australia being literally on fire at the same time.

One would suspect cocaine is involved but he doesn't seem like the type.

First Dog gets his energy from drawing googly eyes and little stick limbs on various things. Also lots of cartoon critters.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Brace yourselves:

Ben Garrison posted:

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS DEAD.

It’s the Socialist Party now and it’s not just because Bernie is in the lead. No, all the Democratic candidates for president are socialists. They all want the same thing, free health care, gun confiscation, higher taxes, climate change’s ‘Green New Deal’ and an even stronger, more bureaucratic, bloated, and tyrannical central government.

The Democrats once represented the average working man. The common man once put the first Democratic president into office: Andrew Jackson. Even then there was an elite establishment in Washington D.C., and they seethed that a crude, populist, and alpha male president was occupying the White House. Jackson got rid of the central bank and it took him two terms to do it. Current Democrats may talk about being against the bankers, but it’s just empty rhetoric on their part. Bernie likes to talk tough about the bankers while being in league with them.
He needs the central banks, Soros, and globalism to help bring about his socialist utopia. He wants open borders and a global ‘Denmark,’ but what he’s really after is an old Soviet Union-style dictatorship. We know what his socialist totalitarianism brings—poverty and murder.

The working class will suffer under the new Socialist Party. Jobs and industries will be eliminated—all coal related jobs, for example. People will become dependent on government, and with ‘free stuff’ comes control. The big government chains of slavery will be shackled. Free speech will be regulated. Guns will be confiscated. Rationing. Mandatory vaccinations. Those who are not aligned with the Party’s political correct platform will be sent to re-education camps, in other words, gulags.

As for the Democratic Party, may it rest in pieces.
Imagine considering the best Democratic president, and your pick going back to pre-Southern Strategy president Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson lol.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pants Donkey posted:

Brace yourselves:

Imagine considering the best Democratic president, and your pick going back to pre-Southern Strategy president Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson lol.

:yeshaha:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's like declaring that the best stakes are only to be had from some extinct bovine that predated the whole of human civilisation.

H.R. Hufflepuff
Aug 5, 2005
The worst of all worlds

Pants Donkey posted:

Brace yourselves:

Imagine considering the best Democratic president, and your pick going back to pre-Southern Strategy president Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson lol.

This rear end in a top hat posted:

He needs the central banks THE JEWS, Soros THE JEWS, and globalism THE JEWS to help bring about his socialist utopia.

I didn't expect any better from Garrison, but holy gently caress the one-sentence hat trick.

H.R. Hufflepuff fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Feb 24, 2020

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

pretense is my co-pilot

Pants Donkey posted:

Brace yourselves:

Imagine considering the best Democratic president, and your pick going back to pre-Southern Strategy president Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson lol.

think i know where this came from

i'm onto you garrison

TheDeadlyShoe fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Feb 24, 2020

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Garrison really loves drawing people as objects

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

This sucks because it ignores Failed Centrist Savior Biden and assumes Buttigieg is anything but a candidate forged in the fires of neoliberal centrism.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's next vanity project – First a garden bridge, then a Channel bridge, then a Scotland–Northern Ireland bridge – why not a Brexit box?"

Telegraph:

No 10: UK aim is to 'restore independence' from EU by end of year; Tyson Fury knocks out Deontay Wilder to win WBC heavyweight crown

Matt:

FA guidelines: Children to no longer head footballs during training

Independent:

Bernie Sanders sets sights on Super Tuesday after crushing Nevada win; World is approaching coronavirus tipping point, say experts

Times:

Labour leadership poll opens as Keir Starmer promises jobs to rivals

Evening Standard:

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

that is some peak torygraph stuff there

political cartoonists should be banned from boxing metaphors

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Weird that Yang gets the "too rich" label, when he dropped out like a week ago, and Tom Steyer, who is still in it and way richer than Yang, goes unnoticed.



The victorious raised... [googles]... protein spike amuses me.



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Dems beat the Commies, 4 symbols to 3.


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Hold on to your butts for the Bernie Castro cartoons to come..

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Lol given the current state of stonks this is very funny.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Perfect time on this one. :discourse:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Barack Obama, famous for his saying,"I, purely by myself and with no assistance from anybody, built all this singlehandedly."

I think that may have been the 2nd biggest misstep of his time as President, obviously behind that time he went onto that aircraft carrier and stood in front of a giant Mission Accomplished banner.

The third worst was probably the time he claimed that bayonets and horses are still a gigantic and vital part of the military.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Feinne posted:

Lol given the current state of stonks this is very funny.

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1231972713574653952

sgbyou
Feb 3, 2005

I'm just a shadow in the light you leave behind.

I don't understand why Obama was elected a second term after he let 9/11 happen.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Barack "I am NOT a crook!" Obama just kept getting away with this poo poo!

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Dude seriously needs to switch to a different breed of chicken for his entrail readings.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Remember when Obama said there will never be any more jobs? That was unwise.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

I remember in 2008, conservatives trying to blame the stock market crash on the prospect of an Obama presidency.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


A kangaroo walks into a bar


Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you



Getting strong Powerup Comics vibes from this one.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Republicans posted:

Getting strong Powerup Comics vibes from this one.

Bernie does NOT love oil.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Death of dedicated train driver John Kennedy was an avoidable tragedy (Clive Williams, Opinion in Canberra Times)

Leak, Son of Leak:

The Australian are running stories about how the progressive activist group GetUp! spends most of its money on salaries and travel costs.

Rowe:


Zanetti 1:

I had to double check this wasn't the same cartoon as yesterday.

Zanetti 2:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Republicans posted:

Getting strong Powerup Comics vibes from this one.

Hopefully this comic gets made for real this year:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone please steal this name for a podcast about a violent communist revolution in the USA.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm not well immersed in deep Prickly City lore but I'm going to bet that this is the first time this podcast has ever been mentioned.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please don't actively call attention to time when you're trying to use a child as a mouthpiece.

Especially if its making that child look like they started something 14 years ago.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

The only thing you are at fault for Stantis is a chorus of gently caress OFF

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sandpuppy posted:

1
Dems beat the Commies, 4 symbols to 3.

Full Communism is hitting the jackpot. AGC?

Gaybies nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


quote:



I love this one.

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!


This owns.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Somfin posted:

Global warming, like international debt, is nothing like the household version of the thing with the same name. These fuckers don't comprehend that things are very different at much larger and much smaller scales.

The fallacy of composition is probably the most egregious one that rears its head when people deny science. Humans don't really do well with understanding differences between wholes and parts of the whole. Or even that larger things may have very different circumstances surrounding them than something much smaller.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007


If "too rich" makes one unelectable, why would you suggest Bloomberg?

Bad cartoon.

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