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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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EPILOGUE:

Lazy Nate quit not too long after all this happened and kept selling drugs while working at a car wash. The last I heard anything about him was in 2000 and I was told he was in a prison in Florida. I don't know what has happened with him since.

Randy worked there a couple of more years and eventually died of lung cancer. If I had gone to his funeral I would have liked to ask if anyone knew how to get cancer out of lungs. Randy would have appreciated that.

As for myself, I worked there for a few more months then moved on to another job. I would periodically go back to check on Willie.

One day I found Willie in the woods where he roamed and he was not in good shape. He was barely moving and had lost a tremendous amount of weight. None of the other dogs were around so it looked like he was all alone. I scooped him up and took him to a vet where through a lot of tears I sat with him for a long time then finally said goodbye to Willie The Pimp as they euthanized him. They estimated him to be about 13 years old at that point so he did have a long life. I took him back to his domain and buried him there. I like to think he lived long enough just to save my life and I'll never forget the big guy.

Before I left the job MelonHead sightings got less and less frequent and one day we were all met with a big surprise. MelonHead was female and had given birth to four kittens in her lair!
One of the factory workers was very much a cat person so she took one, and I took another. The other two were adopted out by the local Humane Society.

MelonHead's spirit lived on. I named the kitten I took Emmy and she was with me for 18 years until she succumbed to kidney failure. Here's a picture of her from 2015 about a year before she passed.





Rest in peace Willie The Pimp and MelonHead. You were the best security guards ever.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
MelonHead is a legend.

Do you have any sense of how old she was when you worked there?

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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Not really. The facility had been in operation as the dog food factory for about 5 years before I started working there and a couple of the workers said MelonHead had been there from the beginning. She was so massive and wild looking it would be hard to guess her age.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Probably not GBS thread of the year but drat sure thread of the month. loving spectacular.

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
enjoyed this

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Probably not GBS thread of the year

:wrong:

A Real Hologram
Jun 22, 2018

Moo!
Best thread
Thanks

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:five:

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Good poo poo. I enjoyed reading your story.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Melonheadlets :3:

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
that's how dogs should be. none of this domesticated housebound bullshit; fighting, killing, death machines.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

How would you say Emmy compared in size to her mother?

She looks like a big cat in that photo, but not over twenty pounds.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That's one loving nice kitty right there.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Both this and the stripper story were great reads.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Fantastic story, thank you.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
that's a good cat god dammit 5/5

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Rest in peace to all of the animals involved, and to the OP I raise my glass of morning orange juice
:five:

sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 24, 2020

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Loved this story.

Out or curiosity, where in CA? Just curious, as I lived there a while and just wanted to set the scene in my head.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
What were you doing about the CCTV?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Are feral dogs common in America?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Weka posted:

Are feral dogs common in America?

Not really, although out here in New Mexico you'll get "res dogs" on the reservations which are, like, semi-feral.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Not really, although out here in New Mexico you'll get "res dogs" on the reservations which are, like, semi-feral.

Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene
A solid 5.

Well told Beets

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


:five:

Another Beets classic

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

Xaintrailles posted:

What were you doing about the CCTV?

Randy was in charge of that so he would either turn off recording or tape over anything that might show us doing something stupid. Like porno shoots. Nate's Hole was in a blind spot so we didn't worry too much about his drug dealing being recorded. Anyone wanting to see a tape would have to go through Randy so our asses were pretty well covered. In my time there we never had anyone ask to see any footage.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Great story op

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