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The perfect margarita is Jose Guervo margarita mix and vodka.
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Feb 24, 2020 23:24
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Push El Burrito posted:The perfect margarita is Jose Guervo margarita mix and vodka. This is true lose the marg mix tho
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Feb 24, 2020 23:26
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Nah you're supposed to put vermouth on the ice, then throw out the vermouth and add your gin/vodka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU_65qNLnwk
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Feb 24, 2020 23:37
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large_gourd posted:so You can swim. It's really ineffective swimming because you're pushing on air instead of water and it just doesn't have the density to give you any real thrust. But it will work eventually.
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Feb 25, 2020 00:44
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I think the analogy is that it's like riding a bike with the gear set impossibly below the usual minimum. You're doing a lot of spinning with almost no resistance for not much movement. But there technically is resistance so technically you are moving. You would only be trapped forever if you were in a vacuum.
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Feb 25, 2020 00:49
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"stop! stop! you're violating the NAP!" cries the libertarian as the anarchists laugh and use brooms to keep them spinning in place in the center of a room in a space habitat.
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Feb 25, 2020 00:53
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I don't know how to do the math, but theoretically you can propel yourself by farting, though I suspect it will be really, really slow. E: this is a setup for someone to do the math. Shut up Meg fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Feb 25, 2020 |
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Feb 25, 2020 00:55
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Or blowing out your mouth
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Feb 25, 2020 00:58
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What a cool video! I always wondered how easy it would be to swim in low gravity. The answer? Not very!
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Feb 25, 2020 01:01
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's a whole bunch of Youtube "experiments" where they set up coins on tabletops and set their video camera at the side and move the coin around the table, it's absolutely adorable how stupid they are I realized immediately that I shouldn't have asked the question and that I was unwilling to read or view any primary documents from these guys
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Feb 25, 2020 01:53
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Mauser posted:I realized immediately that I shouldn't have asked the question and that I was unwilling to read or view any primary documents from these guys So what you're saying is, you're afraid of The TRUTH?
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Feb 25, 2020 02:18
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gschmidl posted:loving worthless, he was cleared of the strongest charge and faces "up to" 25 years in prison, i.e. it's gonna be loving nothing because this is hellworld. Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:He's also got charges in California I think, so he's not finished with court yet by a long shot. After watching the Michael Jackson trial in 2005, I'm amazed that he was convicted of anything.
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Feb 25, 2020 02:27
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Shut up Meg posted:I don't know how to do the math, but theoretically you can propel yourself by farting, though I suspect it will be really, really slow. Piss would work too, although if you're not careful all you'll do is start yourself spinning.
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Feb 25, 2020 02:37
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And then be encircled by a ring of piss.
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Feb 25, 2020 02:41
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The tricky bit would be actually stopping without anything nearby, since you need some thrust to get there, then a way to decellerate again or you just keep going until you hit the opposite wall.
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Feb 25, 2020 03:29
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oh dope posted:What about pissing then you drown in a piss blob later
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Feb 25, 2020 03:34
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"It was like that when you brought it in", obviously.
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Feb 25, 2020 04:21
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It's just shedding. It'll be a semi-trailer soon!
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Feb 25, 2020 04:39
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So break it down for a layman, how the hell does that happen?
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Feb 25, 2020 04:52
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In the sedate weightlessness of the derelict space station's observation room Jack tuck his legs in and spun faster and faster, rendering the peeling walls and the floor below him a streaking gray rainbow. The golden crescents stacking so precisely atop one another they'd need the most powerful of extimators to separate each individual of Jack's exertions. Basked by the godly rays of the orbiting hydrogen ball, Jack's own golden sphere was beginning to take the hue of a perfectly golden cocoon, his droplets suspended perfectly in the stillness of the dynamo. He knew that the only way to pierce the cursed veil of quarks was for his frail body to achieve a minimum centrifugal force of over 9000 rotations per minute while the planet's gravity well was at its strongest. To save her on the other side, he had 10 minutes and he knew he had to squeeze like he never squeezed before. His wrist strap was flashing red and showing 7503, time to pull out the extra-large can of Monster energy drink he'd saved in his breast pocket for this exact occasion...
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Feb 25, 2020 04:53
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SilvergunSuperman posted:So break it down for a layman, how the hell does that happen? You’re supposed to support the heavy part of the car. They supported the light part.
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Feb 25, 2020 04:57
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Double Punctuation posted:You’re supposed to support the heavy part of the car. They supported the light part. Ok, in my mind that would cause it to fall not look like it was bisected by a dark souls boss.
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Feb 25, 2020 04:59
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Ok, in my mind that would cause it to fall not look like it was bisected by a dark souls boss. It’s a truck, body on frame. If you only support the shell all the other shits just gonna fall right out. A unibody car wouldn’t do this.
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Feb 25, 2020 05:05
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Ah I get it, thanks.
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gschmidl posted:loving worthless, he was cleared of the strongest charge and faces "up to" 25 years in prison, i.e. it's gonna be loving nothing because this is hellworld. https://i.imgur.com/ug2fex9.mp4
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Feb 25, 2020 05:33
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https://twitter.com/marsijuanass/status/1211342182134628354
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Feb 25, 2020 06:00
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This is almost assuredly STDH.txt rather than relationships.txt, but it's fun to pretend that TooManyAnts is just the hero we need  https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1230513886127894528 I made an Imgur gallery of all the screenshots from a couple of different tweets in the thread: https://imgur.com/a/Qa8HgQ1
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Feb 25, 2020 06:17
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large_gourd posted:so Start ripping out nose hairs in hope that you sneeze? If you are outside, couldn't you take off a glove and let your hand/arm freeze, snap it off then huck that to get moving? Beer_Suitcase fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Feb 25, 2020 |
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Feb 25, 2020 08:35
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The Lone Badger posted:You can swim. It's really ineffective swimming because you're pushing on air instead of water and it just doesn't have the density to give you any real thrust. But it will work eventually. Presumably breast stroke? I'd have thought anything with a circular motion would just set you spinning in the opposite direction you were moving your arms.
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Shut up Meg posted:I don't know how to do the math, but theoretically you can propel yourself by farting, though I suspect it will be really, really slow. A quick google says average gas volume for a fart is 5-375ml (really useful range, let's say 200ml), and is slightly heavier than air (200ml of air weighs 1.29kg, so let's say 1.3kg), moving at 3 m/s. So theoretically an average fart provides 3.9N of force over half a second, enough force to accelerate an average American man (88kg) from 0 to 0.02216 m/s, or less than an inch a second. Obviously there's massive confounding factors here, from the - ahem - nozzle design through to the angle of the force relative to the body (I suspect it'd actually mostly spin you), and I'm sure I remember that astronauts often have problems with feeling bloated because the digestive system uses gravity to sort the farts from the turds but I've done enough space fart googling for first thing in the morning.
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Feb 25, 2020 09:27
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goddamnedtwisto posted:A quick google says average gas volume for a fart is 5-375ml (really useful range, let's say 200ml), and is slightly heavier than air (200ml of air weighs 1.29kg, so let's say 1.3kg), moving at 3 m/s. You must really have been keeping it in to pressurize your farts to 6.5 times the density of water.
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Feb 25, 2020 09:35
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Lurking Haro posted:You must really have been keeping it in to pressurize your farts to 6.5 times the density of water. Oh bollocks, managed to paste the wrong end of the calculation somehouw (1.29kg is the weight of a whole cubic metre of air). I guess the lesson here is you need to really stock up on beans if you're going into space.
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Feb 25, 2020 09:39
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There's a Love, Death & Robots episode where quote:Overworked and underpaid by the E-Z Orbital Maintenance Company, working class hero Alexandria Stephens attends to a faulty satellite in Earth orbit. While in mid-operation her old-model EVA suit is randomly hit by a stray screw from orbital debris, damaging her oxygen tanks, disabling the mobility unit, and casting her hopelessly adrift in open space. A rescue team can reach her in 58 minutes, but her compromised oxygen supply will only last 14 minutes. She seals the upper left arm of her suit using her watch strap, then removes the left glove, exposing her left arm to the vacuum of space. Throwing the glove pushes her back toward the satellite. Unfortunately, she narrowly misses grabbing hold of the satellite. As she drifts back past her beaten up maintenance vehicle The Anthem, she decides to break off her now frozen left forearm, and throws it in a last ditch attempt to make it back to her ship. Back onboard she performs emergency self triage then radios Bill, her ground controller, who asks with relief if she "still needs a hand?"
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Feb 25, 2020 09:55
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Pet peeve: Space isn't cold. It's not anything. Unless there's something cold nearby to absorb warmth, you'll be the same temperature as before you took off the space suit. You may even end up cooked if you're in direct sunlight.
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Feb 25, 2020 10:26
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Check out this guy who hasn't heard of radiation. I mean, I'm not going to go to the trouble of googling it, but a warm body will radiate heat energy in space, surely? Edit - also, CMB radiation has space at 2.7K. So, it is cold? 2nd Edit - OK this is quite interesting. http://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2013/space-human-body/ Teach fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Feb 25, 2020 |
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Feb 25, 2020 10:30
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bwah? Space is cold. Things freeze there, as evidenced by comets. Freezing off an arm that's still attached to a warm body is pretty bad scifi, but if we dropped you off naked drifting in the shadow of a planet and came back a month later, you'd be a popsicle.
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Feb 25, 2020 10:39
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Serephina posted:bwah? Space is cold. Things freeze there, as evidenced by comets. Freezing off an arm that's still attached to a warm body is pretty bad scifi, but if we dropped you off naked drifting in the shadow of a planet and came back a month later, you'd be a popsicle. As I understand it part of the issue is that while space is cold if you're not in relative proximity to a star, it's also empty. Like, when you're getting chilly outside in windy weather, it's because of a fresh influx of cold atmospheric air that you transfer body heat to. In space, there aren't a lot of particles for your heat to go to, and radiative cooling is comparatively inefficient. So yes, after a month in the shadow of a planet you would probably be frozen, but you wouldn't instantly frash-freeze the moment you stuck your hand out of the air lock.
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Feb 25, 2020 13:13
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It’s not really helpful to think of space as being cold or hot. More than anything, it’s an insulator. PurpleXVI posted:So yes, after a month in the shadow of a planet you would probably be frozen, but you wouldn't instantly frash-freeze the moment you stuck your hand out of the air lock. Not months. For a spherical, naked man in a vacuum, it would take tens of minutes for hypothermia to set in and hours to freeze solid.
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Platystemon posted:For a spherical, naked man in a vacuum, it would take tens of minutes for hypothermia to set in and hours to freeze solid. As a near-spherical human who occasionally gets naked, thanks for the warning
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