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Lobok posted:You need both at the same time. Star Wars is so popular because it was a movie with Harrison Ford as Solo and a movie with Harrison Ford and his dog. All they had to do was ape Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and bookend the movie with Harrison Ford. Literally lol just have the part from Force Awakens when he's talking to Ben and ADR in Ford going "this reminds me of when I was your age and..." and then have the rest of the film Solo play as it is, then after it finishes Ben does the thank you I now know I have the strength to do this whatever/line and as he stabs Ford, credits roll.
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Lmao at the entire 789 trilogy Talk about a shaggy dog story
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:32 |
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The problem with cgi dogs is that they're actually puppets operated by people and therefore do not radiate any goodboy.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 19:36 |
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Speaking of failed Harrison Ford projects... Steven Spielberg exits Indiana Jones 5, James Mangold in talks to direct
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:09 |
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aware of dog posted:Speaking of failed Harrison Ford projects...
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:12 |
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aware of dog posted:Speaking of failed Harrison Ford projects... wait theyre still trying to do this
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:12 |
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What's the point if the OG crew isn't involved? I mean, you could equally ask what's the point even if they are, but if you're going to get a whole new crew just get a new actor and put it back in the 30s and make more serialized adventures. Or just don't make a movie at all and give Paul Dini an animated series that picks up where Young Indy left off. Or just let it be for another decade or two.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:14 |
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Spielberg spent the 90s and early 2000s saying that the reason there was no Indy 4 was that he didn't want to just put any poo poo out there and leave a bad taste in everyone's mouths. Then he went and did KOTCS which did that anyway. Mind you the Christ Columbus script from the 90s was worse still.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:19 |
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Indiana Jones franchise restarter idea: John Wick, but with Indiana Jones. We never learned how Indiana died, did we?
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:20 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Lmao at the entire 789 trilogy The Emperor has no force.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:32 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Then he went and did KOTCS which did that anyway. The biggest problem with KOTCS is that at its core, the idea is a grand-loving-slam. Letting the film evolve alongside cinema trends of the time was absolutely inspired, going from 30s adventure serials as the main inspiration to 50s drive-in b-movies was brilliant. Throwing in a motorcycle-riding greaser, flying saucers, cold war espionage, atomic test sites, extrasensory perception, and monstrous ants are all fantastic ideas. The only problem is... it sucked. It was executed extremely poorly with a written-by-committee script and lazy direction that didn't respect the look and feel of the originals, as well as tons of lazy callbacks and poor characterization. Plus it didn't help that the ESP wasn't real, the flying saucers weren't real, and the ants were tiny instead of giant
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:36 |
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Reboot Indiana Jones, but this time starring the dog Jones was named after.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:38 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Indiana Jones franchise restarter idea: John Wick, but with Indiana Jones. We never learned how Indiana died, did we? Alternatively, turn him into a Mad Max
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:43 |
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Indiana Jones directed by David Lynch. Set design by H.R. Giger via a Ouija board.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:50 |
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Lobok posted:You need both at the same time. Star Wars is so popular because it was a movie with Harrison Ford as Solo and a movie with Harrison Ford and his dog. Wookiees live so much longer than humans it's more like Han was Chewie's dog.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:52 |
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feedmyleg posted:The biggest problem with KOTCS is that at its core, the idea is a grand-loving-slam. Letting the film evolve alongside cinema trends of the time was absolutely inspired, going from 30s adventure serials as the main inspiration to 50s drive-in b-movies was brilliant. Throwing in a motorcycle-riding greaser, flying saucers, cold war espionage, atomic test sites, extrasensory perception, and monstrous ants are all fantastic ideas. The only problem is... it sucked. It was executed extremely poorly with a written-by-committee script and lazy direction that didn't respect the look and feel of the originals, as well as tons of lazy callbacks and poor characterization. Yeah it's like everyone was working... PART TIME.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:57 |
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Alan Smithee posted:It’s gonna be another cg Andy serkis for the plant. Because he’s the only mocap performer in existence Benedict Cumberbatch would probably like to do a musical.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 21:11 |
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pospysyl posted:Benedict Cumberbatch would probably like to do a musical. He should go back to England and stop ruining movies.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 21:16 |
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aware of dog posted:Speaking of failed Harrison Ford projects... Yeah this isn't getting made.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 22:49 |
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aware of dog posted:Speaking of failed Harrison Ford projects... I mean, poo poo, James Mangold is a pretty good pull, so if this happens I'm actually more excited than I previously was.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:17 |
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Gonz posted:Indiana Jones directed by David Lynch. The scene of Willie reaching into a bit of the Temple of Doom to try to save Indy and Short around is gonna have a whole different vibe.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:17 |
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Indiana Jones by Gore Verbinski. Gore is going to create a literal dungeon with live traps. Or intersect with horror and do Del Toro.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:29 |
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Indiana Jones directed by Johnny Knoxville. Not sure I need a lead-in here.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:37 |
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Werner Herzog Indiana Jones, which is a origin story for bad lieutenant.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:50 |
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Gatts posted:Or intersect with horror and do Del Toro.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:53 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Indiana Jones franchise restarter idea: John Wick, but with Indiana Jones. We never learned how Indiana died, did we? We didn't see how Old Indy lost his eye either iirc Just have Indy show up in John Wick 4 with no explanation
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:08 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Would be cool but it would fall into development hell until long after Ford dies. As if that would stop Disney
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:23 |
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https://twitter.com/scottderrickson/status/1232764164243771393?s=21
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:25 |
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Werner Herzog Indiana Jones, which is a origin story for bad lieutenant. Aguirre
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:34 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Aguirre That's even better.man, Herzog has shot films all over the world. I'm like 90% sure if they told him that the new Indiana Jones would be set in the Himalayas or Antarctica he would do it in a heartbeat.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:43 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:We didn't see how Old Indy lost his eye either iirc You want real funny. When they re-edited them into features they slammed an original Corey Carrier episode together with new material. So the second half of the episode is a 14 or 14 year old Carrier pretending to be 10 years old, and that it's only a couple weeks after the first act.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:54 |
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Lobok posted:That studio really screwed the pooch. (Insert Weinstein joke here)
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 01:28 |
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Just hire someone new to be indiana jones, have him fight, I dunno, Francoists in the 30s, and not have him take advantage of under age women.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 01:57 |
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Shia LeBeouf.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:13 |
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smug jeebus posted:How did they spend $150m making a dog movie https://twitter.com/vfxblog/status/1231979600743452677
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:30 |
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Is this a Gore Verbinski movie?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:43 |
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On one hand, that's wasteful and dumb. But on the other that's kinda what I love about filmmaking.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 02:45 |
I'm sorry, they built a river but couldn't get a dog?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 03:49 |
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smug jeebus posted:How did they spend $150m making a dog movie quote:Principal photography on the film began in late-September 2018 in Los Angeles.[14] The film was not shot on location, extensive use was made of CGI. Some of it was also shot on sets in Los Angeles and some exteriors in Santa Clarita, California. All-in-all the production spent $109 million filming in California, with the final budget reaching $125–150 million by the time post wrapped. I'm guessing the conversation went something along the lines of "We're not greenlighting this film unless you get a big name like Harrison Ford to star in it!" "But there's no way that he'd spend 8 weeks on location in the Yukon!" "Well, just make a new Yukon a half hour from his house" GrandpaPants posted:I'm sorry, they built a river but couldn't get a dog? Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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Shneak posted:Yeah this isn't getting made. Ford is so old now that I wouldn't be surprised if Indy 5, if made at all, would be set in the 1970s or 1980s. I'd laugh it features Raiders Of The Lost Ark as a diegetic reference, like the first film is a fictionalization of in-universe Indy's adventures.
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