NBA N/V March: The French Infection

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The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 1, 2020 14:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:48

duodenum: Sep 18, 2005

March is off to a good start.

Metapod posted:

Harden worked all summer on the mierda step

Herik posted:

# ? Mar 1, 2020 14:51

Shrimp or Shrimps: Feb 14, 2012

Shart out to James for acting like it wasn't no thing.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 14:51

duodenum: Sep 18, 2005

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NBA 2019-2020 through games of 2020 February 29 Saturday                                                                                        
                                RATING    W   L  SCHEDL(RANK) VS top 10 | VS top 16 |  PREDICTOR   | GOLDEN_MEAN  |  RECENT    
                HOME ADVANTAGE=[  2.42]                                               [  2.43]       [  2.42]       [  2.43]
   1  Milwaukee Bucks         = 100.71   51   8   88.96(  30)   11   4  |   19   8  |  100.49    1 |  100.33    1 |  101.70    1  CENTRAL
   2  Los Angeles Clippers    =  95.70   40  19   90.08(  14)   11   7  |   20  14  |   96.17    3 |   95.46    4 |   95.65    4  pacific
   3  Los Angeles Lakers      =  95.69   45  13   90.10(  13)   10   9  |   22  10  |   96.99    2 |   97.03    2 |   93.98    7  pacific
   4  Houston Rockets         =  95.54   39  20   90.11(  12)   11   8  |   20  13  |   95.34    5 |   94.98    6 |   96.61    2  southwest
   5  Boston Celtics          =  95.40   41  18   89.63(  21)    9   8  |   16  14  |   95.42    4 |   95.53    3 |   95.38    5  ATLANTIC
   6  Toronto Raptors         =  94.25   42  17   89.22(  29)    7  10  |   14  14  |   94.83    6 |   95.15    5 |   93.12    8  ATLANTIC
   7  Denver Nuggets          =  93.12   40  19   89.89(  19)    9   9  |   17  13  |   93.63    8 |   94.51    7 |   91.65   11  northwest
   8  Oklahoma City Thunder   =  92.78   37  23   90.16(   9)    6  13  |   16  19  |   91.76   12 |   91.75   13 |   95.70    3  northwest
   9  Dallas Mavericks        =  92.58   36  24   89.91(  17)    7  11  |   17  16  |   94.37    7 |   93.57    9 |   90.41   14  southwest
  10  Indiana Pacers          =  92.23   36  24   89.23(  28)    7   9  |   11  15  |   91.72   13 |   92.18   12 |   92.96    9  CENTRAL
  11  Philadelphia 76ers      =  92.10   37  23   89.90(  18)   10  12  |   15  16  |   92.94   10 |   93.50   10 |   90.26   15  ATLANTIC
  12  New Orleans Pelicans    =  91.53   26  33   90.84(   1)    7  21  |    9  26  |   90.33   14 |   90.06   14 |   95.10    6  southwest
  13  Utah Jazz               =  91.51   37  22   90.13(  10)    8  12  |   14  18  |   93.36    9 |   93.68    8 |   88.08   19  northwest
  14  Miami Heat              =  91.06   38  22   89.57(  22)    9   8  |   16  12  |   92.32   11 |   92.58   11 |   88.57   18  SOUTHEAST
  15  Sacramento Kings        =  89.92   25  34   90.35(   5)    7  15  |   10  21  |   88.70   19 |   88.49   19 |   92.82   10  pacific
  16  San Antonio Spurs       =  89.90   25  33   90.46(   4)    7  16  |   12  19  |   89.48   15 |   89.47   15 |   90.87   13  southwest
  17  Orlando Magic           =  89.11   27  33   90.12(  11)    1  21  |    7  26  |   88.88   18 |   88.88   17 |   89.69   17  SOUTHEAST
  18  Memphis Grizzlies       =  88.76   29  31   89.97(  16)    6  15  |   11  25  |   87.05   21 |   87.74   20 |   91.43   12  southwest
  19  Portland Trail Blazers  =  88.25   26  35   90.83(   2)    8  17  |   14  27  |   89.11   16 |   89.26   16 |   86.25   22  northwest
  20  Brooklyn Nets           =  87.93   26  33   89.46(  24)    5  12  |   10  20  |   89.01   17 |   88.68   18 |   85.96   24  ATLANTIC
  21  Atlanta Hawks           =  86.60   19  43   90.30(   7)    4  19  |    8  26  |   84.42   26 |   84.43   27 |   89.75   16  SOUTHEAST
  22  Phoenix Suns            =  86.51   24  37   90.16(   8)    4  18  |   10  25  |   87.49   20 |   87.43   21 |   84.19   28  pacific
  23  Minnesota Timberwolves  =  85.57   17  41   90.64(   3)    1  22  |    7  28  |   86.26   22 |   85.92   22 |   84.50   26  northwest
  24  Washington Wizards      =  85.15   21  37   89.26(  27)    4  12  |    7  19  |   85.33   25 |   84.90   25 |   85.36   25  SOUTHEAST
  25  Charlotte Hornets       =  85.03   21  38   89.56(  23)    3  16  |    5  22  |   82.77   29 |   83.12   29 |   87.67   20  SOUTHEAST
  26  Detroit Pistons         =  84.94   20  41   89.40(  25)    6  13  |    9  19  |   85.92   24 |   85.65   23 |   82.64   29  CENTRAL
  27  Golden State Warriors   =  84.82   13  47   90.32(   6)    1  18  |    3  32  |   83.75   28 |   84.45   26 |   86.07   23  pacific
  28  Cleveland Cavaliers     =  84.75   17  43   89.83(  20)    2  19  |    5  27  |   82.20   30 |   82.55   30 |   87.52   21  CENTRAL
  29  Chicago Bulls           =  84.70   20  40   89.40(  26)    1  17  |    3  25  |   86.04   23 |   85.19   24 |   81.91   30  CENTRAL
  30  New York Knicks         =  83.86   18  42   89.98(  15)    3  16  |    5  26  |   83.96   27 |   83.53   28 |   84.19   27  ATLANTIC

The Bucks, and then look at that crowd for the #2 spot. These playoffs are going to be pretty entertaining.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 15:14

Maneck: Sep 11, 2011

Poor guy. The equipment manager, that is.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 15:41

duodenum: Sep 18, 2005

Harden is #2 in minutes per game this year, #2 in turnovers per game this year, was #2 in MVP voting last year, and something else I forget.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 16:01

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

https://twitter.com/MasonGinsberg/status/1234130852457537536?s=20

# ? Mar 1, 2020 16:08

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

its a drat travesty that doody pants harden wasn't the pic in the OP

# ? Mar 1, 2020 16:35

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

James Sharten

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:28

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

A+ thread title imo

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:29

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:29

Katana_Warrior: Dec 25, 2009

Strange to see James poo poo himself before the playoffs, but thats the 2020 NBA for you

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:40

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Dwayne Bacon has had a rough year

https://twitter.com/rodboone/status/1234156892567560192?s=21

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:54

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

morestuff posted:

Dwayne Bacon has had a rough year

https://twitter.com/rodboone/status/1234156892567560192?s=21

this just happened to Jesperi Kotkaniemi in the NHL, too. bad year to be made a bobblehead i guess

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:55

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Bip Roberts posted:

# ? Mar 1, 2020 17:56

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

morestuff posted:

Dwayne Bacon has had a rough year

https://twitter.com/rodboone/status/1234156892567560192?s=21

happens in baseball a lot. think it happened to devin travis one year.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 18:13

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

When was the last time a CBA player got out of his deal early? (and it wasn't the team cutting the player)
https://twitter.com/DraftExpress/status/1234180279876673538

Wonder how close they are to canceling the season.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:29

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Glad I decided to catch up on the nba threads while eating :v:

# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:49

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

that's a real high tier bobblehead compared to the repainted ones that look nothing like the guy tbh

# ? Mar 1, 2020 19:55

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

https://twitter.com/townbrad/status/1234193070880690176

Get well soon Luka.

The current Mavs roster has had 0 games with everyone healthy/available. This is mainly because WCS has been out for personal reasons since MKG joined the team

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 1, 2020

# ? Mar 1, 2020 20:07

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Does anyone have any idea what draft is going to be the first with the one and done rule gone? I'm guessing the 21 draft.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 20:42

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

I�m sure the 1:00 start time helped but the Hornets just held the Bucks under 100 for the first time all season. The defense has looked pretty sharp since moving Biyombo into the starting lineup and turning the bench minutes over to the Martin Twins and Jalen McDaniels

# ? Mar 1, 2020 21:19

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1234206361946292224

# ? Mar 1, 2020 21:27

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Athanatos posted:

Holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1234206361946292224

*Reggie Miller noise* Mmm hmm!

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:07

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Athanatos posted:

Holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1234206361946292224

I love my large adult Greek son

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:26

Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

WHO CAN STOP HIM??!!

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:40

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

this works better without the subheadlines

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:47

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/survivethehero/status/1234229166914048000

Shake Milton with 26 points on 10/11 shooting at the half.

He�s 19/25 from 3 in his last 5 games.

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:53

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Shake Milton just broke the NBA record for consecutive 3s made. He has 14 over 3 games.

e: he just airballed one. The record stays at 14.

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Mar 1, 2020

# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:09

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Trade Simmons and Embiid, the Wells Fargo Center is now the Shake Shack

# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:20

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Congratulations to future superstar shake milton for gaining the elite record, previously held by hall of famers brent price and terry mills

# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:24

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Athanatos posted:

Holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1234206361946292224

god like he isn�t even loving there, insane

# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:57

Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

Poque posted:

this works better without the subheadlines

WHO CAN STOP HIM??!!

# ? Mar 2, 2020 00:18

Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

NotWearingPants posted:

Shake Milton just broke the NBA record for consecutive 3s made. He has 14 over 3 games.

e: he just airballed one. The record stays at 14.

WHO CAN STOP H - ah right the Clippers, yeah.

These current Clippers commentators are terrible. What happened to the other ones? The black guy was having none of it.

WHITE COMMENTATOR: I'm going to celebrate Milton's success after the game...WITH A SHAKE!
BLACK COMMENTATOR: What flavor?
WHITE COMMENTATOR: Strawberry
BLACK COMMENTATOR: Don't do that
WHITE COMMENTATOR: What's you're favorite flavor? Chocolate?
BLACK COMMENTATOR: Why cause I'm a brother? No, it's vanilla.

Red Rox fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Mar 2, 2020

# ? Mar 2, 2020 00:23

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

So in the lebron clip nba reddit is all angry about did he get hit or not?

# ? Mar 2, 2020 00:37

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Disco De Soto posted:

WHO CAN STOP H - ah right the Clippers, yeah.

These current Clippers commentators are terrible. What happened to the other ones? The black guy was having none of it.

WHITE COMMENTATOR: I'm going to celebrate Milton's success after the game...WITH A SHAKE!
BLACK COMMENTATOR: What flavor?
WHITE COMMENTATOR: Strawberry
BLACK COMMENTATOR: Don't do that
WHITE COMMENTATOR: What's you're favorite flavor? Chocolate?
BLACK COMMENTATOR: Why cause I'm a brother? No, it's vanilla.

You sure that wasn't JVG and Mark Jackson? The game was on ESPN.

# ? Mar 2, 2020 00:44