|
stockpile hand sanitizer and just drink that
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 14:38 |
|
|
U-DO Burger posted:yeah we're hosed lol they let some fucker wander around San Antonio spreading his lick-spittle everywhere gently caress
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:37
|
|
|
god bless corona-chan for killing amazon and jeff bezos's wealth
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:38
|
|
|
just going to eat a few pounds of cheese and not be physically capable of making GBS threads for 2 weeks, bing bong so easy
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:39
|
|
|
flying to denver for the week tomorrow morning out of nyc will trip report as i melt into virions
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:39
|
|
|
my dad is voting for biden so I'm just ordering stuff off of amazon and having it shipped to his house figure it's best that I do the needful
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:39
|
|
|
Fellatio del Toro posted:stockpile
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:42
|
|
|
GrimGypsy posted:just going to eat a few pounds of cheese and not be physically capable of making GBS threads for 2 weeks, bing bong so easy yes, eating a highly fatty food makes you incapable of making GBS threads absolute brain genius here
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:43
|
|
|
Doorknob Slobber posted:i didnt get to lmao all day at this lol you're going to infect a few people itt
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
Chard posted:this plague is a test which will separate the dry bean people from the canned bean people. only the former will find mercy. The only true beans are canned beans. Instant access to beans whenever you want. Not soaking them for a trillion years in your crybaby bitch tears as you wait to eat.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
so sounds like the combination of trying to believe that keeping cases out of the usa was all that mattered, to not anger trump, and any talk of, much less testing for, community transition would spook number and thus also anger trump doomed america to being a hotbed of virus i mean, we were doomed no matter what, but this accelerates things i guess turmp https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1234180129527619586 edit: there's more in the whole thread, not just the sciencemag article that has been posted previously... although the overall sentiment in the tweet thread is also something this thread has already settled on as well Crusader fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Mar 2, 2020 |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
my emergency booze is a mere 30 pack of hamms, 1 liter of tito's vodka and 1.75 liters of captain morgan (for grog if poo poo really shits the fan). i dont even feel that prepared
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
SKULL.GIF posted:yes, eating a highly fatty food makes you incapable of making GBS threads some of us have idiot digestive tracts please do not be divisive, we need unity among struggle shitters right now
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:46
|
|
|
Did we post this one yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L9-POl_GFs
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:49
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1234338901092753408?s=20
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:50
|
|
|
GrimGypsy posted:Japan update: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage is real. Food is everywhere, both fresh and stuff you can store long-term. Normal toiletries, medicine, etc also fine. Just the TP. I know it's happening in the US too, but locally it apparently stems from a social media rumor that China was going to stop sending toilet paper over...even though Japan manufactures pretty much all of their own. who needs toilet paper anyway if you have a fancy bidet
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:50
|
|
|
oh dear
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:51
|
|
|
we are all gonna die
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:52
|
|
|
Crusader posted:so sounds like the combination of trying to believe that keeping cases out of the usa was all that mattered, to not anger trump, and any talk of, much less testing for, community transition would spook number and thus also anger trump doomed america to being a hotbed of virus I don't think you need to search very hard to find the conclusion that trump gutted CDC funding, installed useless maralago yesmen, and never put any serious thought toward coronachan until last week. The poo poo kits are just a byproduct of the grift where the CDC was just giving handouts to their grift buds to make some useless $3,000 test.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:52
|
|
|
Bullfrog posted:smdh...... i agree,,, idsgusting
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:52
|
|
|
triple sulk posted:god bless corona-chan for killing amazon and jeff bezos's wealth comrade corona
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 05:54
|
|
|
twoday posted:I find it hard to believe that in that there have been only 9 cases in all of the combined former Soviet states, especially that there have been none in the central Asian countries between China and Iran Current distribution of nCoV-2019 in relation to variants of BCG vaccines Cytokine response in COVID-2019 COVID-19 is deadly, in part, due to the way it affects the immune response of the body The viral infection starts in the upper respiratory tract, enters cells through ACE2 receptors, and causes cell death there. The fluid and viral remnants then fall down into the lungs, where they trigger inflammation in the form of a cytokine response. Cytokines are proteins which determine how other aspects of your immune system respond, and what sort of immune response your body produces. In certain diseases something called a “cytokine storm” occurs. This is a sort of feedback loop where the cytokines tell the body to have a certain reaction to an infection, and that reaction in turn increases production of certain cytokines, etc., until the body produces excessive amounts of certain immune agents which actually cause damage to the body. In COVID-19 this cytokine feedback loop ends up causing extensive damage to the lungs, with large pockets of the lungs being destroyed by the body’s immune response in this manner. Because cytokines play a part in the general immune response, they also play an important part in the immune response to many other diseases. BCG vaccine variants BCG is the name of one of the most common vaccines used on the planet earth. It is usually given at birth or shortly thereafter and is meant to protect against tuberculosis, and while not completely effective, limits the rate of the disease. It does not prevent initial infection of tuberculosis, but modulates the immune response to it. The vaccine is made of a bacterium called Mycobacterium bovis, and most notably provides protection against the related bacteria which cause tuberculosis (Mycobacterium tuberculosis), as well as leprosy (Mycobacterium leprae), among others. As the name suggests, M. bovis is derived from cattle, or more specifically the bacterium which causes tuberculosis in cattle. Think perhaps about how cowpox proved to be an effective vaccine against against smallpox in humans. Although BCG vaccination is prevalent around the world, not all BCG vaccines are the same. The bacterium used for the vaccine evolved, and was isolated at different times in different places. As a result, there are different BCG strains used in vaccines in different countries. Here is a chart showing the evolutionary relationships of some variants of the bacteria:  There are a few specific variants that are of present interest to us, but the important feature of this tree is that it has a distinct branch on top containing the Sweden, Russia, Tokyo, and Moreau variants, and some other ones below which contains China, Danish, Pasteur, etc. The study which this chart is from found that “Comparatieve genome and transcriptome analyses indicate that BCG Russia is an ancient BCG strain most closely related to the original strain.” Thus, the latter are more recent mutations. Numerous studies have found that the variant of the BCG which was used affected the body’s immune response and the outcome in various diseases. This study found that the variant used affected cytokine response, with the Danish variety triggering a stronger cytokine reaction than the Russian one: quote:We hypothesized that immunogenicity to BCG-Denmark would differ to that of Russian and Bulgarian BCG immunized infants. We compared the magnitude of cytokine responses in infants vaccinated with both strains in CT vs. Jos. Infant samples were re-stimulated in vitro with the matched antigen, except cells from CT infants vaccinated with BCG-Russia were stimulated with BCG-Denmark culture (SSI) in vitro (Supplementary Table 2). We confirmed that the in vitro stimulating antigen did not impact the T cell cytokine magnitude and polyfunctional response (Supplementary Figure 2). As expected, total CD4 cytokine response magnitudes were comparable between strains before vaccination (Figures 1A,B). At week 7 post BCG vaccination, however, the BCG-Denmark strain vaccinated infants had significantly higher frequencies of CD4+ cytokine-producing cells over background (median = 0.83%) compared to both Jos infants vaccinated with BCG-Bulgaria (median = 0.23%) and CT infants vaccinated with BCG-Russia (median = 0.23%, P < 0.0001 for both; Figures 1A,B). This study also indicated stronger cytokine reactions in Danish than in Russia variants. This study found that Pasteur variety triggered a stronger reaction than the China variety (which is derived from the Danish variety): quote:We found that BCG Pasteur strain induced higher specific IgG and IgG1 titers, higher proliferation of splenocytes, higher percentages of CD4+ or CD8+ T cells, and higher concentration of secreted IFN-γ than BCG China strain. So, it seems that the Russian variety triggers the least response, then the Danish and Chinese variants are in the middle, and the Pasteur variety has the most intense response, in certain aspects of the cytokine system. Geographic distribution of BCG vaccines Let’s look at some maps. Here is the current map of BCG vaccination policies by country:  Most of Western Europe no longer has mandatory BCG vaccinations, though some, such as France, did until very recently. Most of the rest of the world does have mandatory BCG vaccination. Several notable exceptions are Italy, the US, Canada, and the Netherlands, which never had universal mandatory vaccination programs. More specific data per country can be found at the BCG world Atlas. Here is a map of the variant of BCG vaccine used in different countries:  China and Iran have their own variants of the vaccine, with the Chinese one being a variant of the Danish one, and the Iranian one being a variant of Pasteur. As mentioned above, the Pasteur variety is known as perhaps the most potent strain, triggering some very intense immune responses, and also having numerous other exceptionally adverse side-effects in certain cases. The situation per country varies a lot. Is there any kind of pattern here? Let’s look at the COVID infection statistics per country:  Notably, the virus is spreading in China, Iran, Italy, Japan, and South Korea, and more recently gaining a foothold in Western Europe. Iran uses the Pasteur variant, which causes a very strong cytokine response, and they seem to be having a particularly deadly outbreak. South Korea also uses a a Pasteur variant. As noted before, China uses a variety of the Danish vaccine, as does Western Europe (in countries where it is used at all). Japan mostly uses the Japanese variant, which is related to the Russia variant. Most notable is that the former Soviet countries and former Soviet satellite countries in Eastern Europe, as well as India, Turkey, and many countries in Africa and South America all use the Russian strain (which triggers the weakest cytokine response) and there have been almost no reported cases in those countries. Even in Germany, the vast majority of cases seem to have been found in Western Germany so far. Is it related? Who knows. Let’s give it a few more weeks and see. just saying!!! edit: The update to this, Part 2, can be found by clicking this link! Part 3 twoday fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Mar 25, 2020 |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:00
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1234223668135448576?s=20 lmao at this idiot
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:01
|
|
|
Putin is the media in Russia and they run everything thru the Kremlin including local news from Siberia because United Russia only let’s oligarchs and their wives hold office and their power is absolute.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:03
|
|
|
Nonsense posted:Putin is the media in Russia and they run everything thru the Kremlin including local news from Siberia because United Russia only let’s oligarchs and their wives hold office and their power is absolute. Sure, and most post Soviet countries are likewise tinpot dictatorships, but does he control the Eastern European countries in the EU as well as the medical establishments in India, South America, and Africa?
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:06
|
|
|
Shear Modulus posted:https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1234223668135448576?s=20 the answer is ideology *schniff*
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:07
|
|
|
twoday posted:Sure, and most post Soviet countries are likewise tinpot dictatorships, but does he control the Eastern European countries in the EU as well as the medical establishments in India, South America, and Africa? I was addressing Russia which has a public health crisis involving merely loving alcohol. of course they have COVID-19. Everywhere else? who knows they ain’t on anybody’s radar 364 days of the year.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:08
|
|
|
so, there were multiple tests that were hosed, so a lot of the negative results could turn out to be positive you just know that the people who got told "it's negative, get on with your life" just proceeded happily to sneeze and cough everywhere cause they thought they didn't have it lmao
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:15
|
|
|
Epic High Five posted:Don't soak overnight just pressure cook them from dry You can do that, but you should soak anyway. You'll fart less if you soak first
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:16
|
|
|
Shear Modulus posted:https://twitter.com/JeremyKonyndyk/status/1234223668135448576?s=20 imagine giving the trump admin the benefit of the doubt
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:18
|
|
|
I still can't get over the German dude who had "unlimited" contacts lmao https://twitter.com/2019nCoVwatcher/status/1232664376139747328?s=20
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:27
|
|
|
that’s a lot of idiot tweets that are easily summed up with “trump screamed at everyone who told him bad news”
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:29
|
|
|
dads friend steve posted:still going to the gym tho
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:29
|
|
|
orange sky posted:I still can't get over the German dude who had "unlimited" contacts lmao Not great, not terrible.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:29
|
|
|
QuarkJets posted:You can do that, but you should soak anyway. You'll fart less if you soak first Fake news, the farts are unchanged
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:31
|
|
|
I think I'm ready. I've been preparing since Prester Jane graced these forums with insanity and WTF-ever. Tomorrow I see my doctor for the last extra of my prescriptions and to vote in the primary. On top of this I've got 4 months of cat food, water storage (I've got a filter), liquor, cigarettes, recreational drugs, and 2 vats of hand sanitizer I plan on sleeping in. I already work remotely so that's lovely. I'm high risk for poo poo going wrong so I'd like to avoid the public for a while e: gently caress mobile facetoucher cat fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Mar 2, 2020 |
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:32
|
|
|
also farting is good and prevents bowel cancer
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:32
|
|
|
is....is this original research? because 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:33
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 14:38 |
|
|
UNLIMITED CONTACT
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2020 06:34
|
|