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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A good poster posted:

Of course they're not going to remove the game from the store after January first.

I mean it has solid long-term options for the DLC market

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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Please watch the first 2 trailers:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1004210/Pandamonia/

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Lodin posted:

Good news, Cuckold Simulator is launching just in time for Christmas!

I have to wait almost a year for Crusader Kings 3?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



i watched them all instead

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002




:cool:

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Is this one of those «strand» games?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

ymgve posted:

Is this one of those «strand» games?



:hai:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


After I met that catgirl, my questlist got too long!

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
oh hey guys what's hap https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222640/Cumming_Hotel__A_Gay_Furry_Slice_of_Life/

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

7 vaganias

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

We're really not far off 'If it wasn't for that horsegirl, I'd never have spent that year in college'.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Tentacle Girl

It's exactly what you think it is. Why is it showing up in my queue?

quote:

Because you've played games tagged:

Casual
Adventure
Female Protagonist

Great job, Steam.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tentacle Girl posted:

Aoi and Sally, a treasure hunter, found a cave during the expedition. They foresee a treasure in it. So I decided to go in and take a look. Unexpectedly, this is a tentacled cave.

drat, spoilers right there in the description!

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

ultrafilter posted:

Tentacle Girl

It's exactly what you think it is. Why is it showing up in my queue?


Great job, Steam.

A couple of days ago my entire discovery queue was games like this, including this one, and I'm thinking, "why is it all anime titties today?"

Then I looked at the calendar and I was just like, gently caress you Steam

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
So Steam celebrates Valentines day by discounting wank material? :bravo:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Makes sense when you think about it.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I dont know posted:

So Steam celebrates Valentines day by discounting wank material? :bravo:

To be fair, it's the publishers discounting their games, not Valve. Valve are still crap for letting those games on but whatever.

Lunsku
May 21, 2006

"New and trending" indeed, Steam...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1136330/Hazumi_and_the_Pregnation/

quote:

The gravid game, Hazumi and the Pregnation, makes its Steam debut! Prostitution, pregnancy, and birth. Let's increase the world's population!

quote:

Comprehensive Pregnancy Mechanic – Hazumi’s body will actively change as a result of pregnancy. In addition to her belly growing each trimester, she will also experience things such as morning sickness, darkening nipples, lactation, and postpartum period. Sexual encounters can also be affected.

Detailed Menstrual Cycle – The chance of getting pregnant will depend on the current phase of Hazumi’s menstrual cycle. She will even have her period.

Play at Your Own Pace – There aren’t any silly things like combat or falling in love to worry about. Some content, such as birth scenes, and x-ray view, can enabled or disabled via an in-game menu.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's okay to kinkshame.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Mature Content DescriptionAll characters depicted are age 18 years or older.This game contains graphic sex, non-consensual sex, adult language, full nudity, depictions of childbirth, drug use, abortion, and prostitution. All depictions of genitals are censored with a mosaic pa...
Oh for fucks sake!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lodin posted:

Oh for fucks sake!

The rare case where an adult human being born could conceivably be the least creepy option

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Terrible Awful Games: It's okay to kinkshame.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Finally, the West will understand Xi Jinping Thought



🤔

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
Was hoping Shadow of War would be in the list.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

The Joe Man posted:

Was hoping Shadow of War would be in the list.

First thing that instantly popped in my head was a dating/gently caress game that uses the Nemesis System to create a long and historied love life.

You're wandering around town, suddenly the camera seizes, you hear a loud, "HEY," and then it zooms over and it's your ex and they give a small speech referencing past things you did together. Then it's a dialogue battle to get them to go away or gently caress you or something.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

First thing that instantly popped in my head was a dating/gently caress game that uses the Nemesis System to create a long and historied love life.

You're wandering around town, suddenly the camera seizes, you hear a loud, "HEY," and then it zooms over and it's your ex and they give a small speech referencing past things you did together. Then it's a dialogue battle to get them to go away or gently caress you or something.

the best use of the nemesis system

Brenda the miffed.

Rachel the unsmiling.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
GWARRRRR! You thought you could ghost me?!!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


真龙主宰 showed up in my queue today. It's not available in English, has mostly negative reviews, and "doesn't look like other things [I've] played in the past". Why the gently caress is it recommended then?

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

ultrafilter posted:

真龙主宰 showed up in my queue today. It's not available in English, has mostly negative reviews, and "doesn't look like other things [I've] played in the past". Why the gently caress is it recommended then?

Because it goes through everything, preferring recent and popular games. It doesn't give a duck what you personally like.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Strip 4: Classmate Study

quote:

I'll take of my dress.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Glad to see that Steam commenters are their stable, well adjusted selves:

Steam Review posted:

This chick is so ♥♥♥♥ing sweaty at connect four. I want to bash her ♥♥♥♥ing head in with a bat. I rather scrape my balls along burning hot coals then ever help this ♥♥♥♥♥ study again.

:yikes:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Terrible Awful Games: she doesnt even have a no no spot

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
what about a yes yes spot

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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ymgve posted:

what about a yes yes spot

Such a thing is only spoken of in whispers, long thought to be a myth.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



AG3 posted:

Glad to see that Steam commenters are their stable, well adjusted selves:


:yikes:

I kinda like the idea of a tiddy game that's so difficult it frustrates the people who can't get the girls naked though.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

I'd play Steamshovel Harry, but with one (1) boob

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I Want To Be The Guy (who jerks it to a poorly-rendered titty)

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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
More BANG for your buck!

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