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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Just the one?

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

yaffle posted:

Just the one?

As a little treat

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

As a little teat

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Snowglobe of Doom posted:

As little a teat

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



I believe something similar happened with the picture of the guy playing an instrument at a penguin, when the caption was changed to specify that he was the one on the right.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The بارك وايني supermarket in Tit seems like a happening place, although the reviews are mixed. It's just off the Route de Titt in Tit's northern shopping district if anyone is thinking of visiting.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Quite a full and well rounded subject, we should have a tete-a-tit on my motorboat.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Quite a full and well rounded subject, we should have a tete-a-tit on my motorboat.

More like tête-bêche :wink:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Zereth posted:

I believe something similar happened with the picture of the guy playing an instrument at a penguin, when the caption was changed to specify that he was the one on the right.

The worst was them taking down the synopsis of Regulate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulate_(song)

quote:

Synopsis
Warren G is driving alone through Eastside, Long Beach, California at night, looking for women. He finds a group of men playing dice and tries to join them, but they pull out their guns and rob him instead. Thinking he's about to die, Warren G sings out, "if I had wings I would fly"; one critic describes this moment as "the hook" of the song.[11][12]

Meanwhile, Nate Dogg is looking for Warren G. He passes a car full of women, who are so fixated on him that they crash their car. He finds Warren G and shoots at the robbers, dispersing them. The two friends then return to the women and ride away with them.[12]

In the third verse, Warren and Nate explain their G-funk musical style; the song "constructs itself as inaugurating a new era".[13]

Vs.

quote:

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, in the East Hill/Salt Lake neighborhood[6], where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favorable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself in a fantastical escape, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them. Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges.

Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

if anyone is thinking of visititng.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



there's a literal decade of worthless things on wikipedia

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/cBrMvFB.mp4

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



:five:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Oh so you have an article on there?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

:allears:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oldpainless posted:

Oh so you have an article on there?

I do, actually :negative:

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Thing is, the article is funnier without the caption. It's a photo of Guy Standing sitting down. It's funnier as a visual joke without the words. When you have too many words, you make things less funny. Fewer words are better. Less is more. As the dead and famous author William Shakespeare once s

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




I'm a jittery, anxiety-riddled wreck right now because I have an important job interview in a couple hours, and I just wanna say this totally took the edge off. Thank you.

(Hopefully if they ask what I do for hobbies/spare time I don't blurt out "I like dogs now", though)

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I'm a jittery, anxiety-riddled wreck right now because I have an important job interview in a couple hours, and I just wanna say this totally took the edge off. Thank you.

(Hopefully if they ask what I do for hobbies/spare time I don't blurt out "I like dogs now", though)

Tell them you're an '08 with a post count of over 2,500 - that'll impress them.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I'm a jittery, anxiety-riddled wreck right now because I have an important job interview in a couple hours, and I just wanna say this totally took the edge off. Thank you.

(Hopefully if they ask what I do for hobbies/spare time I don't blurt out "I like dogs now", though)

Hey you and me both (my interview is tomorrow). Good luck! I'm sure you will smash it.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I can hear him

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Roblo posted:

Hey you and me both (my interview is tomorrow). Good luck! I'm sure you will smash it.

Good luck, Roblo, I'm sure you'll do great. I don't know if this is useful advice or not, but during job interviews I like to reduce my anxieties by aggressively flirting with everyone in the room

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Shut up Meg posted:

Tell them you're an '08 with a post count of over 2,500 - that'll impress them.

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers up!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The absolute mad bastard did it.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Lodin posted:

The absolute mad bastard did it.



Is this like an anime thing or what

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Hideki Kamiya founded Platinum Games. He is kind of famous for blocking people on Twitter--it's like a kind of running gag that if you tweet at him and he thinks it's not worth his time, he'll say something like "Ask your mother. BLOCKED!"

So Hideki Kamiya blocked his own company on Twitter.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Is this like an anime thing or what

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RareAcumen posted:

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

Otakus

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RareAcumen posted:

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

I know this wasn't directed at me, but besides anime there is taking about anime, pillows that look like anime, anime collectables, and I believe they get a whole bunch of weird flavored Kit Kats there too. Probably with pictures of animes on them.

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Oct 30, 2009

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RareAcumen posted:

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

Pixelated pornography

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

Sushi is pretty good but I knew it wasn't a sushi thing because he is a person and not a piece of raw fish.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RareAcumen posted:

Name one thing you know about Japan besides anime

That they didn't explicitly ban child pornography until about ten years ago.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of dump


First time you feel it might make you glad
Next time you feel it might make you mad
But you'll be glad when you drop some trou
That's the power that makes the bowl turn brown

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

captainOrbital posted:

Thing is, the article is funnier without the caption. It's a photo of Guy Standing sitting down. It's funnier as a visual joke without the words. When you have too many words, you make things less funny. Fewer words are better. Less is more. As the dead and famous author William Shakespeare once s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Being the hero the thread deserves and unsticking Bobby's post.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
MP4s aren't GIFs, right?

https://i.imgur.com/U5yOVLe.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I'm 99% sure she's shouting at dad to stop filming and help, and dad absolutely had the right idea.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
:thunk: I wonder if this would actually do anything

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

biracial bear for uncut posted:

:thunk: I wonder if this would actually do anything



With a 9V? Probably just a tingle if anything. You can actually lick them to get a feel for how much charge is left in it (Don't do this with corroded batteries you dinguses).

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