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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually.

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").

:science:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DontMockMySmock posted:

bugs, crustaceans, etc. form around their mouth.

:science:

Ah so do bats have assholes at all?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Ah so do bats have assholes at all?



edit: poo poo, wrong C&H

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Important to note that some people never move past the "just an rear end in a top hat" phase

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/1eYHZdO.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good

Paging Cumshitter

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

DontMockMySmock posted:

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").

:science:

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


This has to be on purpose, come on.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Sweater puppies

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I'm sure you're supposed to be thinking nipples but I'm just thinking skin tags.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

FREE THE NIPPLES

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Man, chicken pox sucks as an adult.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007




shadow on the right guy's chest









Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:crossarms:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



That one's intentional.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wood

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


If I'm not mistaken that's a Japanese mushroom, so it's a sex organ already.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
That's kinda a hat on a hat situation.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PmBOknC.gifv

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Cool, it's a SFW meatspin.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They all claim low-flush toilets work just as well, but I don't believe it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/kiJa9jI.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Talk about spreading your seed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



oldpainless posted:

Talk about spreading your seed

Well, if you insist

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




https://youtu.be/Fw1RRG2iQDM?t=70s

1:10 if the video doesn’t start there

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Druid girls make do

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


https://twitter.com/cbloggy/status/1236776358824402944

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


"my furnace exhaust made an ice sculpture overnight"

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

Memento posted:



"my furnace exhaust made an ice sculpture overnight"

The two proud, but exhausted parents stand protective over their newborn youngster. At birth the infant pipeling lacks its parents protected carapace, leaving it vulnerable.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
KY's new ad slogan: are YOU brave enough?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

KY's new ad slogan: are YOU brave enough?

Just in case anyone's never seen it:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Get past the ridge at the top and the rest's easy.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pneub posted:

Get past the ridge at the top and the rest's easy.

Flared base level: the planet Earth

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2rfoVOc.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



eh, ive had worse sex

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Krankenstyle posted:

eh, ive had worse sex

Braggart

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