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shouldve been a weird golem made of death star reactor energy powering up a dark side ghost, wrapped in chunks of debris from the death star
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Squizzle posted:shouldve been a weird golem made of death star reactor energy powering up a dark side ghost, wrapped in chunks of debris from the death star This would have ruled.
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Star Wars: Episode 10: Attack of the Clones 2: Army of Sheevs
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I mean I doubt that the actual DS2 reactor vented directly into Sheev's throne room, that would be a massive OSHA violation.
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So..... Palpatine had a false reactor core installed in his office?
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Mooey Cow posted:I mean I doubt that the actual DS2 reactor vented directly into Sheev's throne room, that would be a massive OSHA violation. have you seen the walkways on death stars
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it probably wasnt a throne room it was a room with a nice view that they moved a revolving chair into
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Mar 2, 2020 22:51
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Palpatine doubtless demanded a front-row seat for all that power.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:59
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He falls for like 7 seconds or something before exploding, which probably isn't enough to even reach the bottom of that big tower he lives in.
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I will be the first to admit I was talking right out of my rear end when i said he got thrown into the core but I also didn't expect that to be the takeaway
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Mar 2, 2020 23:44
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He gets thrown into something that has no business being uncovered, let alone in a throne room.
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ItBreathes posted:He gets thrown into something that has no business being uncovered, let alone in a throne room. yeah my rear end
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im sorry im sorry that was rude
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not inaccurate but neither the time nor place to be saying that
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Squizzle posted:not inaccurate No, no, it was both insightful and completely accurate.
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reignofevil posted:So..... Palpatine had a false reactor core installed in his office? Surprise, it was a teleporter. He didn’t explode at the end of Jedi, it was an emergency beam out to the surface of Endor and he had to hoof it on foot to the nearest shuttle and hope he didn’t run into any Ewoks or Han and Leia before he got there.
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nine-gear crow posted:Surprise, it was a teleporter. So you're saying he did die and he's a clone in TROS
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Guy A. Person posted:It could've actually been a decent plot to have the failing clone be the specific reason why Palpatine needed to seek out his progeny that he previously didn't give a poo poo about. Like his DNA had become unviable through weird experimentation or something and all the clones came out badly deformed and aged to dust within months or something. This was eleborated more in the comic the movie was based on, dark empire
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Cease to Hope posted:So you're saying he did die and he's a clone in TROS It's just as Disney said 
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loving lol that disney is having to clarify major plot points in tweets
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Ghost Leviathan posted:loving lol that disney is having to clarify major plot points in tweets nah, that's just a notorious clickbait site. it's in the novelization, just like every confusing or unclear plot point from the prequels
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Cease to Hope posted:nah, that's just a notorious clickbait site. it's in the novelization, just like every confusing or unclear plot point from the prequels Nah those are all in the tv show when they're padding space between the good episodes
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People have gotten leaked copies of the novelization and according to that Sheev did NOT do a gently caress and Rey's dad was also a clone (that somehow ended up with no force powers or looked anything like Sheev.)
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Mar 5, 2020 05:51
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Lmfao this literally gets stupider by the second
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Mar 5, 2020 05:56
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 When will the story be told?
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muscles like this! posted:People have gotten leaked copies of the novelization and according to that Sheev did NOT do a gently caress and Rey's dad was also a clone (that somehow ended up with no force powers or looked anything like Sheev.) seriously, ive been having a great time since the episode 9 leaks were coming out and now its ruined
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FunkyAl posted:
<gestures to a bin filled with 10 dollar paperbacks> dive in buddy, its in there somewhere
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Is twitter just going to be the new EU where every single character ever on screen for more than 4 frames will end up having their own story tied to either the FO or the Resistance?
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So wait snoke and reys dad are both clones of Palpatine? Why do they look wildly different from him and why is cloning all of a sudden some super complex and forbidden thing in the Star Wars universe than only Sith magicians dabble in? Like are the prequels even canon anymore? Cloning is a well known and old tech in the Star Wars universe and also there are only supposed to be 2 Sith at a time not a whole planet of them doing cloning experiments and building super weapon equipped Star destroyer fleets What the gently caress happened to that story group that was supposedly in place to keep everything consistent
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All of this ScreenRant clickbait is taken from a leaked copy of the TROS novelization.
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FunkyAl posted:
Here you go, kid. Fill your boots. I'm more or less serious. JJ's first draft of TFA began with Luke's severed hand, still clutching the lightsaber drifting through space for no reason, and I think that's how The Glove of Darth Vader opens as well, only with, as you might expect, the Glove of Darth Vader rather than Luke's Hand. The Sequel Trilogy is just a big budget and even sloppier adaptation of the Jedi Prince young readers book series.
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muscles like this! posted:People have gotten leaked copies of the novelization and according to that Sheev did NOT do a gently caress and Rey's dad was also a clone (that somehow ended up with no force powers or looked anything like Sheev.) Disney agitprop. Don't believe the lies! Sheev most definitely did a gently caress upon a person or some kind of space person.
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Mar 5, 2020 11:01
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Disney needs to give the people what they want, Full Frontal Sith
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FunkyAl posted:
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Saint Drogo posted:nvm the lightsabre, remember when we thought this character would have reasons to exist? Shes in all 3 films too. Its great
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the "rey's dad is a clone" leak is just disney propaganda to stop you realising that the weird prune woman is rey's grandma and she looks like that because sheev's cum has the same transformative effect as his lightning
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It could be that the lightning is cum  After all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9aPta_LajU&t=64s
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if sheevs son is a clone of him and sheevs son fucks does that mean that sheev by extension also fucks? come on guys you have to give me this one
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