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Been traveling and haven't smoked in a while. I am very VERY baked. One may say grilled. You may aks me anything.
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Literally A Person posted:Been traveling and haven't smoked in a while. I am very VERY baked. One may say grilled. You may aks me anything. What do you think is the meaning of life? I personally have been trying to mostly work out and gently caress. Also I've drunk almost a liter of gin and already passed out once, gonna pour some more gin.
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Mar 5, 2020 04:40
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doverhog posted:What do you think is the meaning of life? The meaning is that there is no meaning but not in a nihilistic way in a nice way. 
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Mar 5, 2020 04:45
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Yeah, watch legion, have sex, build a road, sing a song, whatever, just try to do something you enjoy.
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Mar 5, 2020 04:53
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killed a whole case of Natty dtoysa made s a chicken gryo thing, ate it, passed out, now im back and opend another case listentig to Amon Amarth
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Mar 5, 2020 05:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtJ-KH5_H8E
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Mar 5, 2020 06:28
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my beer can is speaking to me. it keeps making a very very quiet popping sound literaly ever second, on the dot. i looked around for several minutes for the source of the noise until i realized it was the loving beer. gonna down it right now to shut it the gently caress up
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Mar 5, 2020 06:43
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how old is corsair now
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Mar 5, 2020 07:36
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who is corsair
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Mar 5, 2020 07:47
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poo poo I was gonna hang with some cool folks but instead they started yelling and breaking things and now I'm drunk cuz we had to call the cops. Why couldn't they just read the thread title
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Mar 5, 2020 08:14
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I'm real high and I'm watchin some AEW
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Mar 5, 2020 08:32
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Eldercain posted:poo poo I was gonna hang with some cool folks but instead they started yelling and breaking things and now I'm drunk cuz we had to call the cops. Why couldn't they just read the thread title beat them with a sturdy switch until they become cool
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Mar 5, 2020 08:36
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I'm about to gooddamn it's easy 1) drink 2) be cool
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Mar 5, 2020 10:23
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I want a gang tag!!!!!!!
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Mar 5, 2020 16:08
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Being drunk and playing Eco trying to save the world.. but rather do massive department of transportation projects.
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Mar 5, 2020 16:53
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Doc Fission posted:I want a gang tag!!!!!!! You don't need a gangtag to be cool. but it doesn't hurt
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Mar 5, 2020 17:00
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Chompwad posted:Not necessarily, she sounds like she just likes to party but just to be sure make sure you lock down the house from the inside so she can't escape with your things and cut off any way to call friends to help steal your things and tell her so she is well aware not to try anything tricky/spooky I be lying if I say I didn't put a couple things in the gun safe. It is the day after her birthday I believe her when she says it would be her 2nd time
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Mar 5, 2020 18:24
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when you feel like you could tell her anything do NOT tell her you locked stuff in the gun safe. or that you have a gun safe.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:32
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Man. Is x like a truth serum. You all are stressing me out Edit: switched the venue to her place no worries Willfrey fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 5, 2020 19:02
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I find that I talk to myself in random channels of converstaion and no one wants to hear me. I AM DRUNK. FINE. You aren't. COOL LET ME BE DRUNK MEANIE I am not getting laid tonight
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Mar 6, 2020 01:09
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drunk mutt posted:I find that I talk to myself in random channels of converstaion and no one wants to hear me. Being and drunk and getting laid owns
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Mar 6, 2020 01:44
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started late today (1pm) oh gently caress, i need to cook that asparagus before it goes bad. gently caress i completely forgot about it
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Mar 6, 2020 01:49
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Zippy the Bummer posted:started late today (1pm) Don't forget the timer
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Mar 6, 2020 02:00
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Mar 6, 2020 02:08
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The portapotties at that festival must be ripe.
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Mar 6, 2020 02:11
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Gary Larson posted:I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus i steamed it and ate it with a chicken gyro. it was very good
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Mar 6, 2020 02:53
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Welp someone I thought was my friend just tried to hit on my girlfriend by text aaaaaa can't I just be drink in peace BE COOL DRINK
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Mar 6, 2020 03:16
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text them annoying gifs over and over
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Mar 6, 2020 03:59
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i play ez mode where you dont have a girlfriend i have girls, that are friends, that i flirt/sleep with, but actual commitment and long-term intimacy is too much for my feeble self i'm still eyeing off my tequila/cointreau with trepidation after overdoing margaritas the other night. i didnt throw up or anything i just stayed up til 3am texting people bs i didnt remember the next day. dont like that
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Mar 6, 2020 07:26
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Marriage is a construct of man don't be a sucker. Unless she has your baby then shits a little murky Man tequila just never agreed with me. Always seemed super... salty? I dunno but I barf everytime
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Mar 6, 2020 07:29
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Willfrey posted:Marriage is a construct of man don't be a sucker. It may be that I'm drunkbut this kinda reads likea poem or a rap
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Mar 6, 2020 09:08
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Willfrey posted:Marriage is a construct of man don't be a sucker. mixed with cointreau and lime juice its pretty delicious i've never really enjoyed tequila otherwise i also have a full bottle of bacardi just, sorta there, i was gonna go make mojitos with someone but it fell through not wanting to drink daily anymore, is a weird feeling. stopping an antipsychotic pretty much changed my personality for the better
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Mar 6, 2020 09:47
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old habits die hard. i want to drink and shitpost for hours but i should prob just go to bed the difference in personality is it actually feels like a choice i can make, as opposed to being trashed 5 hrs ago
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Mar 6, 2020 10:41
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I graduated from my therapy poo poo today. Celebration of whiskey and IPA is underway. If you want to have CBT insights, I got ya!
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Mar 6, 2020 22:58
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drunk mutt posted:I graduated from my therapy poo poo today. While some fuckers wanted to say drinking was the root of my problems. I questioned them. My drinking habits are just that...It's not emotionally tied... Drink on my friends
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Mar 6, 2020 23:02
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drunk mutt posted:While some fuckers wanted to say drinking was the root of my problems. I questioned them. psychiatrist told me the reason i have issues is because im a drug addict. im not a drug addict because i have issues, no sirree i'm no longer on drugs, but i had to resolve some issues first to get there. it wasnt the other way around
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Mar 6, 2020 23:11
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drunk mutt posted:
Do they have to start with the cock or can they do the balls first?
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Mar 6, 2020 23:16
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dangle 4 days posted:psychiatrist told me the reason i have issues is because im a drug addict. im not a drug addict because i have issues, no sirree Yeah, my mental poo poo isn't because of alcohol. I was using it to "cope". Now I just drink it because, drat it actually still tastes good...
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Mar 6, 2020 23:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do they have to start with the cock or can they do the balls first? It's equal, cock to ball ratio to the testicles
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Mar 6, 2020 23:19
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drunk mutt posted:Yeah, my mental poo poo isn't because of alcohol. I was using it to "cope". yeah when i realised i didnt gain any pleasure/relief from drugs anymore it was a HUGE breakthrough. alcohol i find tasty and like a buzz but if i approach anything resembling blackout i just go to bed, i dont like going that far anymore
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