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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Lol stupid fuckin idiots!

*buys 200 hot dogs*

Deli worker says "you can't stock up like that here"

you reply, "you haven't even seen my final form", with a Fat Bastard-like twinkle in your eye

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

mds2 posted:

My local Costco in the midwest is limiting purchases of: rice, sugar, water, and lysol products.

How else am I going to make my crisp linen sushi survival rice?

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

I don't get the water hoarding thing, even if you're quarantined in your home you still have water on tap.

Edit: I guess importing tap water from somewhere else just makes it taste that much better.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Nfcknblvbl posted:

I don't get the water hoarding thing, even if you're quarantined in your home you still have water on tap.

Edit: I guess importing tap water from somewhere else just makes it taste that much better.

I have my own well, and a bunch of these:


Maybe I should fill them and sell 300 gallons of water for $1000 each.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Nfcknblvbl posted:

I don't get the water hoarding thing, even if you're quarantined in your home you still have water on tap.

Edit: I guess importing tap water from somewhere else just makes it taste that much better.

I don't get the toilet paper thing. Clean yo rear end in the shower!

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I don't get the toilet paper thing. Clean yo rear end in the shower!

LOL if you don't have Enrique eat your rear end clean.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe


lmao

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Those Sanders sea salt caramels chocolates that are in the coupon book are pretty good. Definitely recommend.

They are great but buying 2 pounds of chocolate in a single bag is not great for my health

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*
The peanut butter whiskey... It is good. Thanks everyone who recommended it.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My Costco stopped selling take and bake pizzas why the gently caress would they do that they won’t sell you an uncooked one from the food court either

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

TraderStav posted:

I have been feeling good since I bought this life changing device. I get SO mad when nature calls and I’m at work and not near it. The rest of the day is uncomfortable and it’s the first thing I hit when I get back home.

You must be really bad at wiping

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

bird with big dick posted:

You must be really bad at wiping

You have no idea, brother.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Restaurant Depot had tons of water folks.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Bloodplay it again posted:

The peanut butter whiskey... It is good. Thanks everyone who recommended it.

We should be stockpiling booze, which is mostly water anyways.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Ultimate Mango posted:

We should be stockpiling booze, which is mostly water anyways.

What kind of low grade booze are you buying?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

pentyne posted:

What kind of low grade booze are you buying?

BIB so 100 proof, or at most half water.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Ultimate Mango posted:

We should be stockpiling booze, which is mostly water anyways.

I have. Half gallons of gin, rum, vodka and tequila. Smaller bottles of whiskey. I should go grab some more mixers though. Ginger ale is good for so many things

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Hed posted:

Restaurant Depot had tons of water folks.

So does my tap.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


So does my toilet.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
So does this hot dog

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


But you will not be getting any more money/hazard pay/time off.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

But you will not be getting any more money/hazard pay/time off.

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/1235759667634200576?s=20

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I freaking hate the new policy requiring membership to eat at the food court, I want to beat its architects with hammers

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Daikloktos posted:

I freaking hate the new policy requiring membership to eat at the food court, I want to beat its architects with hammers

You've been posting a lot about hammers, but I bet you don't own more than two or three hammers. Maybe four. Not impressed.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Daikloktos posted:

I freaking hate the new policy requiring membership to eat at the food court, I want to beat its architects with hammers

Why?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Probably because he wants to eat there and not have a membership to the 'co. :confused:

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


No communion unless you tithe. PBUC

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Wait it's obligatory to eat at the food court? I thought it was just a fun perk.

I didn't get a dog last time, just a soda. And I used my own tumbler. :ohdear:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Suspect Bucket posted:

And I used my own tumbler. :ohdear:

For christssake

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Rumor mill has come down from Club Demonstration Services (the company that employs the sample ladies) That they're going to be STOPPING SAMPLING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/costco-changing-free-sample-policy-131733902.html

ya can still eat 1.50 dogs tho.

Suxpool
Nov 20, 2002
I want something good to die for...to make it beautiful to live
i hate sample ladies and the traffic jams they cause

this is the best costco news ever

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal

TraderStav posted:

You have no idea, brother.

Have you consider, I dunno, eating vegetables?

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Suxpool posted:

i hate sample ladies and the traffic jams they cause

this is the best costco news ever

:hmmyes:

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

This letting a corporate policy take precedent over community health. Since they cannot protect everyone they choose to protect no one? Between this, them not carrying Choc Full o' Nuts Coffee, and them hosting Don Jr. in Arizona I am serioualy re-thinking renewing my membership next fall.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I used to work at a major home improvement corporation that had a similar policy for its corporate folks for time off. It was a pain in the rear end but I believe it’s fairly standard practice to help prevent animosity building towards corporate from the folks on the front lines.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sample stations just cause mass traffic and arent really much value since i can snag a dog or a slice for an extremely reasonable price

imho

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Daikloktos posted:

I freaking hate the new policy requiring membership to eat at the food court, I want to beat its architects with hammers

heretical to eat the flesh of our saviour Costco without being a member

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Suspect Bucket posted:

Wait it's obligatory to eat at the food court? I thought it was just a fun perk.

I didn't get a dog last time, just a soda. And I used my own tumbler. :ohdear:

Deny this man entry to the store of stores, forever condemned hotdoglessness

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Stopped to pick up a cell phone preorder this morning, and the phone guy gave me a $100 costco gift card just because it took him longer than expected to get all the paperwork done. PBUC

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





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