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Really hope it's one of those incredibly awesome "live appearances" where the guy Skypes in to the wrestling show.
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I won't loiter on it but whenever this happens I feel like it would be kind of morally gross for me to not express what I I want to express just because I know a bunch of people will get mad and it will get uncomfortable. He's a serial domestic abuser and he doesn't appear to have ever done or said anything to make amends, and I think its kind of messed up that we just don't care and love him. He's basically the Chris Brown of wrestling. Ok, I'll show myself out.
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:35 |
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Austin’s going to beat Drew McIntyre to take his place at WrestleMania. Austin vs. Brock is a bigger draw, you see.
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:42 |
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STAC Goat posted:I won't loiter on it but whenever this happens I feel like it would be kind of morally gross for me to not express what I I want to express just because I know a bunch of people will get mad and it will get uncomfortable. If someone ever wants to hold you accountable for something you did, just say "dude that was a long time ago" and mumble something about cancel culture and you're good.
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:46 |
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Spiderdrake posted:Carter / Heyman / Bischoff inducted as the death of a promotion triangle. Heyman does a little ZERO... PROF-IT taunt. Hmmm...
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# ? Mar 5, 2020 23:49 |
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how can you not remember the importance of syxx and the buzzkiller. Disrespect
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:02 |
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The Lord of Hats posted:Austin’s going to beat Drew McIntyre to take his place at WrestleMania. A Drew segment is a good guess I think, obviously one where he endorses him in some fashion.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:06 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:imagine wwe You may say I'm a bootlicker But I'm not the only one
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:33 |
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jesus WEP posted:Cool how Ronnie Radke managed to make announcing this news mostly about himself
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:38 |
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yeah
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:40 |
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Incessant Excess posted:A Drew segment is a good guess I think, obviously one where he endorses him in some fashion. If he just claymore kicks the poo poo out of Stone Cold and drinks a beer over his prone body that'll be a better endorsement than anything Stone Cold could say.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:48 |
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Drew McIntyre kicks Steve Austin's rear end and says "as a former victim of domestic violence that's for all your victims, you unpunished wifebeating scumbag." Ok, I loitered a bit.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:51 |
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Need a babyface that gives 0 fucks about legends approval. Like they can't even get a full sentence out commenting on the new talent before they're utterly destroyed.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:52 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Love every WWE wrestler having to say some variation on "it's your fault for not enjoying our product" every time the booking sucks. They keep saying if you don't like it don't watch it even though less and less people are watching it Seems like a bad idea
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 00:58 |
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Intruder posted:They keep saying if you don't like it don't watch it even though less and less people are watching it To be fair the official WWE position is more nuanced. Its more like "If you don't like it, no you did like it. It was good. You love it. If you say you don't like it you're just being difficult and trying to make this about you. You can't have everything you like, even though you should and do like this. If you insist on having everything you like and won't admit you like this then you should just stop watching. But subscribe to the Network for $9.99. Stone Cold will be on RAW! You like Stone Cold! And he's never done a single bad thing in his life we should hold him accountable for and not just pretend didn't happen." I might have got off track.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:02 |
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OH HELL YEAH
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:18 |
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Intruder posted:They keep saying if you don't like it don't watch it even though less and less people are watching it One weird thing Bryan Alvarez does, he keeps saying all the people who whine about WWE and canceling the network will just be back the next day. Then 3 minutes later he gives a report about raw/smackdown/nxt ratings and network numbers being down. That's.... not being back the next day. Is everyone who said that supposed to update him every week for the rest of their life they're not watching? Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Mar 6, 2020 |
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Blaise330 posted:One weird thing Bryan Alvarez does, he keeps saying all the people who whine about WWE and canceling the network will just be back the next day. Then 3 minutes later he gives a report about raw/smackdown/nxt ratings and network numbers being down. That's.... not being back the next day. Is everyone who said that supposed to update him every week for the rest of their life they're not watching? He thinks the hardcore lifetime fans won't leave, but they slowly are. Sometimes they angrily say they're quitting but come back, but there's a lot who just quietly go....
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 01:58 |
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Correction: This week's Backstage actually did 56,000 viewers.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:04 |
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The Rowan fake spider thing reminds me of a story Luke Gallows told about his time as the Freakin' Deacon. He mentioned at the time he was putting a spider in his mouth as part of the gimmick and eventually they told him backstage that they wanted to change his gimmick because finding a spider in each town was too hard. So I think that's when he became Festus. So they probably just put a fake spider in the cage because they're lazy assholes.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:06 |
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I think I know exactly what happened with that angle. They simply never knew what was in that cage. They never figured it out before the started it. They just started the angle and went with it, kept escalating it and dragging it out, and then ended up in a place where nothing actually made sense to resolve it in a satisfying way. They knew they needed something big and scary but they couldn't figure out what the hell that could be that they could actually have and use. And some genius came up with an animatronic monster tarantula that they pretend is real. And now they're just going to ignore it and pretend it never happened. Then in 5 years someone in WWE will make fun of it on a Network show like someone else did it.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:12 |
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It was going to be Matt Hardy.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:16 |
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What was the recent angle they did that for? The one Bischoff was quoted on saying he/they had no idea. Was it the Roman was attacked one?
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:20 |
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Spider woulda been the ultimate final boss for R Truth's 24/7 title if he's still arachnophobic.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:21 |
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Blaise330 posted:One weird thing Bryan Alvarez does, he keeps saying all the people who whine about WWE and canceling the network will just be back the next day. Then 3 minutes later he gives a report about raw/smackdown/nxt ratings and network numbers being down. That's.... not being back the next day. Is everyone who said that supposed to update him every week for the rest of their life they're not watching? In the short term, he's absolutely right. Probably like 90+% of people who get outraged at something WWE does and cancel their subs and stop watching are back within a month or two. Some people hold out longer. But every time this kind of thing happens there's a few people who decide that was actually their breaking point and are for real done, which is how you get these declining numbers year after year. I think the Saudi stuff in particular has accelerated it quite a bit.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:23 |
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I think WWE does it a lot. Its just kind of symptomatic of their booking approach. They go for the "moments" and the highlights, not the story. So they just execute ideas before they've figured out how they fit. They'll figure that out later. Or they won't. It doesn't really make a difference. Case in point: What exactly is the story of anything going on with Liv Morgan?
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:25 |
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Blaise330 posted:One weird thing Bryan Alvarez does, he keeps saying all the people who whine about WWE and canceling the network will just be back the next day. Then 3 minutes later he gives a report about raw/smackdown/nxt ratings and network numbers being down. That's.... not being back the next day. Is everyone who said that supposed to update him every week for the rest of their life they're not watching? To be fair, usually what he says is,"(most) People don't quit over one specific thing, it's just a long steady buildup of crap till they just get fed up and stop."
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:25 |
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Spiderdrake posted:What was the recent angle they did that for? The one Bischoff was quoted on saying he/they had no idea. Was it the Roman was attacked one? Ah yes the one where one week they had a rowan doppelganger, the next week they have new (from a month before but just now being seen) footage of a blurry vaguely rowan shaped silhouette , and they don't blame it on the doppelganger. #BuddyMurphyNeverLied
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:29 |
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Someone on reddit (i know) had the theory that the cage is actually a portal to a person's greatest fear and No Way Jose is just afraid of spiders and honestly that's the kind of brilliantly ludicrous Lucha Underground poo poo wrestling needs more of.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:37 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Steve Austin can kiss my rear end and go to hell. Uncool cop shoulda went to AEW and rode with the Hangman quote this post when austin shows up at dynamite on wednesday, march 16th, 2022
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:40 |
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So the latest newsletter reported that Vince may be getting cold feet on Shayna again. He was not happy with how the audience reacted to her last Monday. This is the second time he's gotten cold feet with her apparently. The first being at the Rumble. He mentioned this in the preview for the Elimination Chamber match:quote:If Baszler doesn’t win, that wouldn’t bode well for her, since it would make twice that Vince McMahon would have changed his mind on her. Baszler was the original pick to win the Rumble only to have McMahon a week out change plans to Charlotte Flair and have Baszler win the Chamber. But there was negativity and uncertainty regarding McMahon’s reaction to Baszler’s match with Kairi Sane on Raw not getting the desired reaction and Baszler not coming off like a WrestleMania headliner.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:48 |
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i'm so excited for this company to wither and die
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 02:51 |
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DarkstarIV posted:So the latest newsletter reported that Vince may be getting cold feet on Shayna again. He was not happy with how the audience reacted to her last Monday. This is the second time he's gotten cold feet with her apparently. The first being at the Rumble. He mentioned this in the preview for the Elimination Chamber match: A good outcome to this would be for Vince to change it to Asuka winning at EC and beating Becky at WM, that bad outcome would be Liv winning, the worst outcome is somehow getting Charlotte involved.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:09 |
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I wouldn't mind Liv winning.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:10 |
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Ruby winning would be alright, but I don't care at all about Liv or Logan. I changed my mind, the best outcome would be Kairi taking out Shayna before the match, taking her spot in the Chamber, and winning the whole thing.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:12 |
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The obvious best outcome is Kairi winning at the pirate ship stadium
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:23 |
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Rhonne posted:A good outcome to this would be for Vince to change it to Asuka winning at EC and beating Becky at WM, that bad outcome would be Liv winning, the worst outcome is somehow getting Charlotte involved. I would be shocked if Vince changes his mind this time though, if just for the fact that Heyman is a HUGE fan of the MMA 4HW, and will probably heavily push for Shayna/Becky even if it'll be an unpopular decision at this point. That being said, I would not be shocked if Shayna loses at Wrestlemania if Dave is correct in his report. And maybe they'll call up Io or Bianca and have them dethrone Becky the night after Mania or something. Because there is virtually no chance that Shayna/Becky will even remotely close to decent. And unless its slotted early on in the card, the crowd is going to absolutely die. It'll either get THIS IS BORING chants or just complete silence.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:24 |
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It would be pretty hilarious though if after attacking on Becky and Becky talking about how much she wants Shayna to win so she can get her revenge, Shayna just loses at EC and is quietly forgotten.
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# ? Mar 6, 2020 03:30 |
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Rhonne posted:It would be pretty hilarious though if after attacking on Becky and Becky talking about how much she wants Shayna to win so she can get her revenge, Shayna just loses at EC and is quietly forgotten. To be honest, I can't even see Shayna doing all that well on the main roster. Her style is so incredibly different compared to everyone else that even with competent booking, her ceiling would be pretty drat low just due to how different the main roster audiences are compared to NXT audiences. Shayna's style is way too slow and calculated for the main roster.
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I mean the ideal story is her to lose and then murder the other 5 entrants one by one in singles matches but Vince couldn't write a hot push to save his life at this point. Also lol Darkstar do you really think they'd go with Io or Bianca over just doing the Charlotte feud again? If Bianca gets called up and doesn't vanish instantly into the jobber zone I would be so shocked. She was just hard jobbed, she's 0-3 as the adjacent to this feud.
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