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scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Hakkesshu posted:

gently caress that tired poo poo and check this out

https://twitter.com/FANGORIA/status/1234878662186586113?s=20

lol this rules

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hakkesshu posted:

gently caress that tired poo poo and check this out

https://twitter.com/FANGORIA/status/1234878662186586113?s=20
:allears::allears::allears:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

For those of us nostalgic for Nuke em High

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I don't care how much gore is in your flick, I don't want whack-rear end cutesy kid characters in my (horror) movies.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

kiimo posted:

For those of us nostalgic for Nuke em High

They released a new Nuke em High a few years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CilX4WrjWVw

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Hakkesshu posted:

gently caress that tired poo poo and check this out

https://twitter.com/FANGORIA/status/1234878662186586113?s=20
How does this film star 1978 George Carlin?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

thrawn527 posted:

Didn't click it at first because the screenshot looks like another generic animated movie from no one interesting. You should have mentioned it's from the studio that made Spider-verse.

It's another generic animated movie from someone interesting. That doesn't make it better.

Psycho Goreman looks ridiculous and may be either good or bad depending on how they roll with it.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
It looks like a modern day Monster Squad in time to me. That is both a good and bad thing.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Tom Hanks is a bus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyzxu26-Wqk

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No "Who's Lou?!" 2/10

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


This seems like it was built in a lab as the perfect movie to see with my dad.

I don't even mean that as a bad thing. I'll love seeing it with my dad.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I love Janelle Monae and underclass rebellion stories, so this looks to be my kind of thing. But is it also a time travel and ghost story?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcz28hTIXQ

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Man Netflix is on a roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlfooqeZcdY

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

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90 degree jokes aside, this looks good.

DanTheFryingPan
Jan 28, 2006
I stumbled on this randomly on IMDB earlier today, looks hella good.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Reaganomics looks pretty good

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






These fallout vaults are gettin weird

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
Wayside Snowpiercer is Falling Down

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im hella into this

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

feedmyleg posted:

Today I learned that Billy Zane wasn't in The Mummy.

Lol, you're in good company there.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Wait he wasn't???

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybji16u608U

Black widow final trailer

I'm not usually that guy, but when Florence Pugh's character does her weird neck-grab jump at 1.41, and her opponent somehow manages to fall in the opposite direction she's pulling him it looks like some Buffy the vampire slayer level of action choreography.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

kanonvandekempen posted:

but when Florence Pugh's character does her weird neck-grab jump at 1.41, and her opponent somehow manages to fall in the opposite direction she's pulling him it looks like some Buffy the vampire slayer level of action choreography.

You mean when she swings around a stationary guy, then kicks the backs of his legs causing him to appropriately fall backward?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



cvnvcnv posted:

You mean when she swings around a stationary guy, then kicks the backs of his legs causing him to appropriately fall backward?

Yeah, I'm not sure how they missed the leg sweep, but it looks legit as far as a superhero movie goes.

That said, the movie looks like a hot mess.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Eh, this looks like the hacky version of what Bong is doing with his movies

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



kanonvandekempen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybji16u608U

Black widow final trailer

I'm not usually that guy, but when Florence Pugh's character does her weird neck-grab jump at 1.41, and her opponent somehow manages to fall in the opposite direction she's pulling him it looks like some Buffy the vampire slayer level of action choreography.

ZzZZzzzzzZZZ

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib
black widow seems like a movie that missed its window by ohhhhh 5 years or so

If this had come out during the winter soldier era id expect way more hype

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



kanonvandekempen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybji16u608U

Black widow final trailer

I'm not usually that guy, but when Florence Pugh's character does her weird neck-grab jump at 1.41, and her opponent somehow manages to fall in the opposite direction she's pulling him it looks like some Buffy the vampire slayer level of action choreography.

This looks bland as hell, also that title sequence is just ugly. That's the most iconic thing they could think of for this character - walking down a hallway? Also is it me or are they using the de-aging CGI on William Hurt? He looks.... weird.

Taskmaster doing all the MCU fight choreography greatest hits might be entertaining but not enough to get me to buy a ticket.

Mat Cauthon fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Mar 9, 2020

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mat Cauthon posted:

Taskmaster doing all the MCU fight choreography greatest hits might be entertaining but not enough to get me to buy a ticket.

Oh, this is definitely a “wait for it to go into heavy rotation on TNT/TBS” for me.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Colonel Whitey posted:

Eh, this looks like the hacky version of what Bong is doing with his movies

Having seen it as well as all of bongs stuff I think it's distinct enough not to feel like any sort of ripoff. You'll be seeing an awful lot of class warfare movies after the success of Parasite but Bong was neither the first nor the last to explore that theme.

flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Mar 10, 2020

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
ugh I just realized that since they're keeping Taskmaster's credited actor on the down low, it's probably going to be a childlike clone of Natasha Romanoff so that Scarlett Johanson can continue acting in the MCU after Black Widow was killed off in Endgame.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


They actually haven't cast Taskmaster. They'll digitally add the actor for it in post production a week before the premiere and use it as a surprise reveal.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Having seen it as well as all of bongs stuff I think it's distinct enough not to feel like any sort of ripoff. You'll be seeing an awful lot of class warfare movies after the success of Parasite but Bong was neither the first nor the last to explore that theme.

Well you’ve actually seen it so I’ll defer to you. I’ll just clarify that I’m not just referring to the apparent theme but the way the theme is being deployed through overt scifi metaphor. In the trailer it comes off as kinda hacky and hamhanded. Bong’s Snowpiercer could have been that way too but he’s such a master of juggling tones that it’s incredibly successful. The trailer does not come across like it has that sort of deft touch, but perhaps it does in the film.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

They actually haven't cast Taskmaster. They'll digitally add the actor for it in post production a week before the premiere and use it as a surprise reveal.

It is obviously Ray Park!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It’s Kevin Sullivan.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Jungle Cruise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HvoipFcA8

Hm. I might hate fun, because that looks like such a slog to me.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Mar 10, 2020

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

feedmyleg posted:

Jungle Cruise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HvoipFcA8

Hm. I might hate fun, because that looks like such a slog to me.

Wait, this is about magic? I guess it worked for Pirates, but this gets a big yikes from me.

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

feedmyleg posted:

Jungle Cruise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HvoipFcA8

Hm. I might hate fun, because that looks like such a slog to me.

Trust me, it's not you.

Also Jesse Plemons must be the fastest aging man in Hollywood.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






feedmyleg posted:

Jungle Cruise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HvoipFcA8

Hm. I might hate fun, because that looks like such a slog to me.

No, it's not just you. I feel especially bad for Emily Blunt, slumming it in this snoozefest that feels like it was generated by a Markov bot.

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BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
I just want one reference to SEA and I will be happy

Also a backside of water joke

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