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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Brb going to get "Not Racist" tattooed on my butt

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Retro Futurist posted:

Brb going to get "Not Racist" tattooed on my butt

I'm Not a Racist Butt

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm Not a Racist Butt

:golfclap:

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Saw some dude coming out of a store the other day that had “1488” tattooed on his neck.

Ah, that brings back the memories. My boyfriend's roommate, who was generally full of very bad decisions, once brought home a nice scenester girl with an iron-cross-with-eagle smack dab in the middle of her chest, with a lovely blackletter "14" under one breast and "88" under the other. Neither my Ashkenazim boyfriend (woof) nor the roommate had any clue.

I am still rather shocked we didn't all get hatecrimed in our sleep, what with our collective gayness and Jewishness and mixed-blood Hispano-Polishness.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
ok so this is definitely a :nws: link in that it’s literally a video of a woman getting a pussy tattoo while being hosed, so I’m not even gonna link it...

But uh, here ya go, a woman got a pussy tattoo while being hosed :staredog:


:nws: [nu uh]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e21cbe262eb6[/nope] :nws:

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
I’m not watching that, but that sounds... unsanitary :cry:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
She looks exactly how I imagined she would based on your description of the scene.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Here’s a pallet cleanser

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

CeramicPig posted:



Here’s a pallet cleanser

Oh gently caress, that’s just :barf:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

CeramicPig posted:



Here’s a pallet cleanser

EMORAN

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sephiRoth IRA posted:

I’m not watching that, but that sounds... unsanitary :cry:

Incredibly.

She’s a trooper though.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

CeramicPig posted:



Here’s a pallet cleanser

The uncircled "James" at the end there feels really passive-aggressive.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

On an inadvertent white supremacist nite, I got a tattoo of two dancing skeletons a while ago and I live in perpetual fear of discovering that it's a hate symbol used on some niche nazi/furry fansite

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Flint_Paper posted:

On an inadvertent white supremacist nite, I got a tattoo of two dancing skeletons a while ago and I live in perpetual fear of discovering that it's a hate symbol used on some niche nazi/furry fansite

I got a squid tossing lighting bolts and someone had to ruin my fun but saying “are those SS bolts”?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Flint_Paper posted:

On an inadvertent white supremacist nite, I got a tattoo of two dancing skeletons a while ago and I live in perpetual fear of discovering that it's a hate symbol used on some niche nazi/furry fansite

Everything is white supremacist unless you get exclusively polynesian tribal tattoos, which is cultural appropriation and carries the risk of being viewed as a colonizing white supremacist.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/robcalloway3/status/1236706906166755328

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


He's gonna dunk that ball through his own halo.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
A Kobe who dunk he own halo a shameful Kobe

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

beanieson posted:

ok so this is definitely a :nws: link in that it’s literally a video of a woman getting a pussy tattoo while being hosed, so I’m not even gonna link it...

But uh, here ya go, a woman got a pussy tattoo while being hosed :staredog:


:nws: [nu uh]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e21cbe262eb6[/nope] :nws:

The tattoist giving directions on gently caress technique so as not to interfere with the tattooing is pretty good.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Look at the bright side, at least when people ask what the tattoo is of he can pretend it's something from Shut Up and Jam Gaiden instead of a rapist.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


:nws:https://imgur.com/7LQWdOP:nws:

Whole lot going on in that one.

rydiafan has a new favorite as of 13:42 on Mar 9, 2020

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

That's probably my least favourite tattoo in this entire thread

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

rydiafan posted:

:nws:https://imgur.com/7LQWdOP[/url]

Whole lot going on in that one.
Either that's a medical diagram or even the artist didn't have faith in their ability to draw a turd without people being like "what is that?"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PancakeTransmission posted:

Either that's a medical diagram or even the artist didn't have faith in their ability to draw a turd without people being like "what is that?"

It's easy to draw a lovely tattoo but it turns out it's hard to draw a piece of poo poo tattoo.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“It commemorates the time I hosed someone and when I came they poo poo on my balls. Also my cock was covered in bugs.”

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

just finished watching The Good Place and i knew there would be a tonne of these















LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

Get out, plainskin.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

Look at this square.

Oh wait there's nothing to look at.

Boring.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

Pizza Reaper’s comin for your rear end

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.
Some of us get dumb Simpsons jokes before we run out of ideas too

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo.

I wish tattooing had been normalized to the point of omg that's totally me banality back when shows like Night Court and Coach were on the air

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


It’s like people in this thread have said before, it starts with “man this tattoo needs to have deep meaning behind it” and eventually just evolves into “haha an astronaut with a cat face WOULD be hilarious, let’s do it”

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Tears In A Vial posted:

just finished watching The Good Place and i knew there would be a tonne of these

I mean it *is* one of the best episodes of the best tv show ever made, but still, yeah I'm not surprised those exist and it doesn't particularly make a good tattoo.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

Get your av tattooed on you, that would look sick as poo poo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Every time you get redtext you have to get that inked too

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's great that people have so many stupid tattoos they run out of ideas and just get anything they see on TV for their next tattoo. I have no tattoos and feel pretty goddamn good about that decision.

I have the dude from the Big Lebowski tattooed on me and I have no regrets :colbert:

DeNofa
Aug 25, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Field Mousepad posted:

I have the dude from the Big Lebowski tattooed on me and I have no regrets :colbert:

George Costanza here. Smoothskins don't get it. :jerry:

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Tears In A Vial posted:

just finished watching The Good Place and i knew there would be a tonne of these







this, a TARDIS tattoo, and a Pete Buttigeg 2020 wristband.

really paints a picture.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

shut up netface posted:

this, a TARDIS tattoo, and a Pete Buttigeg 2020 wristband.

really paints a picture.

What's amazing to me is that the TARDIS tattoo is newer than the Good Place one.

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