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i wish elfsword and hugh had gotten to have cubebro adventures
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What the gently caress is going on with this woods-girl and her bow. Why does she spend her time LARPing and if she spends her time LARPing why the gently caress is she pointing her bow at random old men who show up on her planet and threatening to kill them.
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 23:49 |
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Heh it's riker
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 23:53 |
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I guess riker's daughter was poking the bow around because they had trouble with the tzinti or whatever the gently caress
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 23:54 |
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reignofevil posted:I guess riker's daughter was poking the bow around because they had trouble with the tzinti or whatever the gently caress Kzinti. Aka these fuckers https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/e/e3/Chuft-Captain.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080504002010&path-prefix=en
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# ? Mar 8, 2020 23:57 |
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Neat! To me the thing that is least believable about this whole episode is that the Riker family doesn't have a guest bedroom for picard.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:02 |
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Why is it ladies always be showering together in tv shows and such let me tell you how many people are allowed to watch me shower, none. I close my eyes when I shower and never peek, not once ever, and so should you.
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girls have different rules for bathrooms
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:14 |
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Even I'm incredulous that someone could have the capacity to read a whole dictionary in two minutes and yet somehow this person was ever convinced they were an actual human being.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:18 |
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Riker pretty clearly makes the shittiest pizza ever. I don't think he even rendered his tomatoes down into paste first.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:21 |
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Troi being a real bitch and telling someone who has never had a grown-tomato before to try one. Don't get me wrong tomato is delicious as hell but it's not an apple you don't just give it to someone and say "have a bite" unless you're doing some kinda bit. Sure Vashj or Dashj or whatever has probably had a tomato before just from the replicator so she should basically know what she's getting into more or less but it just doesn't sit well with me when they probably have more palatable things than fuckin' tomatoes.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:24 |
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reignofevil posted:Even I'm incredulous that someone could have the capacity to read a whole dictionary in two minutes and yet somehow this person was ever convinced they were an actual human being. This is post-activation Soji. Her positronic brain is in "gently caress it, guess I don't need any of these human-presenting safeguards anymore" mode.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:25 |
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Luckily she loved the tomato. Also I forgot about the safeguards but that honestly raises even more questions in my mind
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:25 |
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Is her name really Soji? gently caress I can't retain a god damned thing from this show.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:26 |
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Picard is outright loving with this poor android by telling her it's an elaborate plot to torture her in a sunny garden villa in the most sarcastic way possible. Honestly though one of his defining character traits is being kinda lovely at dealing with younger adults so I don't actually have any objection.
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 00:34 |
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i will be watching the picard show this evening
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:21 |
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holy fuckin poo poo the director for this ep was dynamite
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:12 |
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chabon writes for readers not viewers and it gives his scripts a near rhythm and v distinct dialogue style
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:13 |
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*neat rhythm
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:17 |
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All I can say is I am onboard as gently caress for Mass Effect: Picard.
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 02:33 |
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chabon eps have picard saying things like “hey......hey!!” but at the same time, get the core of the character p fuckin well. he is just too much of a writer to calibrate his Writerly Voice for television i guess
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:57 |
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this is the first ep where at no pt did it feel like the camera was fighting the sets in the borg cube, imo. dark lighting w no specific light source + narrow corridors + long corridors has to make the cube s nitemare to shoot on, but this ep managed it
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:00 |
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and the picard/soji conversation worked hard to make the camera angles meaningful when it totally could have gotten away w shot/reverse-shot
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:02 |
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Squizzle posted:and the picard/soji conversation worked hard to make the camera angles meaningful when it totally could have gotten away w shot/reverse-shot That at Picard being dense as gently caress that Data flying through space, busting into an enemy dreadnought, fighting his way to the bridge, and slapping an emergency beam out doodad on Picard purely to save his life knowing 100% that he wouldn't survive the trip himself was anything but the ultimate expression of love and respect for him. I dunno, maybe he wanted to see if Soji would say it herself because she's a neutral observer on the whole thing.
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 04:13 |
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i am about 40% through this and it finally feels like they are just being their own thing & having fun with it
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:28 |
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It was bad.
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:55 |
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instead of data dying so picard could live, picard lived so data could die, and so experience a fuller humanity
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 03:27 |
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they have to stop letting akiva goldsman direct important eps, tho
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 04:08 |
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Squizzle posted:they have to stop letting akiva goldsman direct important eps, tho But who will give us all those pointless sickass nausea inducing spinning camera shots?
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 09:29 |
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picard has died like five times now speaking of, i guess he doesnt have an artificial heart anymore. at least, no more artificial than the rest of him
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 16:53 |
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Better alternate ending: Super Android Picard and Data team up to suplex the evil Romulans into submission. I would do it but my MSPaint skill is zero
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 19:59 |
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istewart posted:Better alternate ending: Super Android Picard and Data team up to suplex the evil Romulans into submission. This might be doable.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 21:27 |
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they missed a trick in not saying that picard is in fact immortal af, and then getting him for a guest spot in discovery s3
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 01:06 |
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Squizzle posted:they missed a trick in not saying that picard is in fact immortal af, and then getting him for a guest spot in discovery s3 Obviously just trying to avoid being carrie fischer'd when we reach the crucial Picard season 5.
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 07:16 |
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reignofevil posted:Obviously just trying to avoid being carrie fischer'd when we reach the crucial Picard season 5. picard should absolutely be flying unaided thru space now
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 07:34 |
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Give Picard psychic powers so he can make that Extra's cameo canon and just have him fly around the universe making women's clothes fall off with his mind.
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 09:59 |
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Squizzle posted:they missed a trick in not saying that picard is in fact immortal af, and then getting him for a guest spot in discovery s3 Well, they’re not getting Rene Auberjonois back Although if they had any balls whatsoever, they’d have a guest spot open for Weyoun-457
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 14:19 |
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disco s3 should be superrobot picard and an entirely unscripted avery brooks as sisko laughing and throwing a huge dinner party for the discovery crew, for 13 eps
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Like that the Romulans finally got away from giant shoulder pads and bowl cuts to become the Dark Eldar from WH40K
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