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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
You're not going to like what their bodies will soon be saying.

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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Holy poo poo, what the gently caress

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Weird how a porn store full of porn/sex books insists on having all the covers be blank text and no pictures.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

GrossMurpel posted:

He's still making fun of this thread because we said he's only focused on tits and dicks. It's obviously a self-parody :smug:

Apparently.

So, Mookie's responding to people criticizing his comic online by tuning all the elements we criticize up to 11. Can't make fun of him if he makes it suck even more on purpose.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
We're getting the Madonna-Whore complex where mongrel nudity lit is bestial, demeaning, and degenerate whereas Mookie's is tasteful and artistic.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

rannum posted:

it's how you know this is an Adult comic doing Serious Art, I assume

see also: nudity

God damnit.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
If it's full of porn novels shouldn't he have called it a BukkStore?

Edit: Spellcheck before posting, doh.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Mar 10, 2020

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
I just caught up with 2 months of this comic after forgetting it existed. I wish I hadn't.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
What about Ball Made of Smaller Balls though?? Does he not get a book?

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
So, any bets on if this rear end in a top hat will have a porn book about Dominic Deegan?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Wait, no, he is in the right store. What happened to Dominic was that he failed at writing books about prophecy and being a sage or his adventures, so he turned to writing smut. The book Snout is looking for is just a book about how to have really hot lucid dreams.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Midnight Voyager posted:

What about Ball Made of Smaller Balls though?? Does he not get a book?

What do you think Balls 2 is about?

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Drunk Theory posted:

So, any bets on if this rear end in a top hat will have a porn book about Dominic Deegan?

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1172544847519080450

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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evilmiera posted:

Wait, no, he is in the right store. What happened to Dominic was that he failed at writing books about prophecy and being a sage or his adventures, so he turned to writing smut. The book Snout is looking for is just a book about how to have really hot lucid dreams.
wouldn't mind getting dream laid.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

SardonicTyrant posted:

wouldn't mind getting dream laid.

I’d wager Snout and the Witch plow to increase the potency of the dream visions but who even knows where this is going from here? It’s like they walked into Diet Oglaf between pages.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sadly it isn't even anything even close to clever like that, it's just a gag with no plot bearing at all

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1237103843911008258

Unless Mookie just is straight-up lying on Twitter of course (or changes his mind).

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Don't be so clothes-minded.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Sadly it isn't even anything even close to clever like that, it's just a gag with no plot bearing at all

https://twitter.com/mookiebean/status/1237103843911008258

Unless Mookie just is straight-up lying on Twitter of course (or changes his mind).

No, nooo, he can’t still seriously be wasting everyone’s time while also being unfunny. It took nearly two months to even get to Mongreltown.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

TheHan posted:

No, nooo, he can’t still seriously be wasting everyone’s time while also being unfunny. It took nearly two months to even get to Mongreltown.

I would honestly be surprised if he WASN'T wasting our time

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

To be fair, I prefer this to when nothing at all was happening. Now, nothing of consequence is happening but it's at least entertainingly bad.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Agreed. If I was here for a mediocre and boring Mookie comic I’d have read Star Whatever. I’m here to rubberneck.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!
Well in that case I have good news.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

FATAL & Friends
Walls of Text
#1 Builder
2014-2018

Reading always makes me go cross eyed.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Woowwww that is some lazy rear end copy/paste. He could at least show him reacting to things in the book, but nope, 6 panels of identical Snout.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Rotten Red Rod posted:

Woowwww that is some lazy rear end

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'd call him Shaft but that would be an insult to Shaft.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Sweet making GBS threads Jesus that guy is terrifying.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Deaf people have spatial awareness, too, Mookie. Snout's gonna notice someone waving his arms wildly from two feet away.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




WHY

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

why do these people not have belts

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

There's so many horrifying things about this strip that I can't focus enough to properly examine before I hit the sack (and Jesus Christ I regret checking this thread before doing so). But first (worst) impressions)

1) panel 2: that's his obvious chub right?

2) panel 4: that's his boner shown under the trousers? WHY IS IT POINTY

3) most panels really: DEAF PEOPLE CAN FEEL AIR PRESSURE YOU loving ARSEHOLE. By panel 4 he would absolutely have noticed you, or if he really was distracted then panel 5 would absolutely have him freaking the gently caress out by what happened

4) what bizarre world ends with a sex creep not being spotted and just going back to his corner quietly after escalating to screaming but not touching

5) why am I wasting brain cells on this loving comic, loving hell

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sailor Cat posted:

Deaf people have spatial awareness, too, Mookie. Snout's gonna notice someone waving his arms wildly from two feet away.

Not to mention feeling someone's breath on you if they're screaming.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I know, right? Normally I'd assume he was loving with us but this is too egregious.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Tesseraction posted:

4) what bizarre world ends with a sex creep not being spotted and just going back to his corner quietly after escalating to screaming but not touching

The kind where this is yet another Looney Toons gag and has no bearing at all to any reality or narrative purpose

Seriously, Mookie watched some cartoons, mined them for ideas, and now he thinks he's a comedic genius

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

man introduced in book store can't read a single word on snout's arm

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
The Ink Witch is an rear end in a top hat if she's not even trying to deflect this or explain.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
god just look at that asshair

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!
I like that this guy's nakedness is gross and deviant enough to be a punchline, but Snout's nakedness is normal and pure. This despite them both being grotesque monsters with an uncomfortable emphasis on their body hair. It adds a sort of je ne sais quoi to the page.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


TheHan posted:

I like that this guy's nakedness is gross and deviant enough to be a punchline, but Snout's nakedness is normal and pure. This despite them both being grotesque monsters with an uncomfortable emphasis on their body hair. It adds a sort of je ne sais quoi to the page.

You cna tell by his hairline that sex store monster is supposed to be a pervert. He conforms roughly to what Mookie thinks of as a pervert, ie. balding guy with weird facial hair. He's supposed to be sex creeping on snout.

Still a better gay character than Szark.

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Fister Roboto posted:

why do these people not have belts
Falls out, balls out.

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