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Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
I like to keep this around, for close encounters.

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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Jay_Zombie posted:

I like to keep this around, for close encounters.

I like to get this handy. At Spa Encounters.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Jay_Zombie posted:

I like to keep this around, for close encounters.

Thanks to your avatar I'm imagining you holding up a roll of tape saying that

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
How many ninjas would it take to kill a xeno?

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

purple death ray posted:

Thanks to your avatar I'm imagining you holding up a roll of tape saying that

And now that's all I'm going to think about every time I hear that line.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Shaocaholica posted:

How many ninjas would it take to kill a xeno?

They were more like George Smiley rather than James Bond, so it would be entirely dependent on whether they'd see the Xeno coming or not.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Shaocaholica posted:

How many ninjas would it take to kill a xeno?

You would have to apply Inverse Ninja Law. Yeah, that's a thing.

It states that the threat level of any assailant (such as a ninja) is inversely proportionate to their numbers.

So if you have 1 ninja vs 10 Xenomorphs that ninja is going to wreck their poo poo.
But if you have 10 ninja's vs 1 Xenomorph, they're as good as dead.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
I just want to see 100 ninjas fight a xeno even if they all die it would be funny to see them try to hold it down while others try to poke its dong head.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Shaocaholica posted:

I just want to see 100 ninjas fight a xeno even if they all die it would be funny to see them try to hold it down while others try to poke its dong head.

You know those fuckers are going to stand in a big circle and only attack it one at a time.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Ok then 100 mall cops.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Shaocaholica posted:

Ok then 100 mall cops.

Mounted on Segway's or no?

Inverse Ninja Law would still apply, 100 mall cops would get decimated, while a single overweight mall cop would go all John McClaine and Yippy Kai Yay that Xeno into the next life.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Paul Blart: Derelict Cop

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Post from TFF's chat thread;

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Android Apocalypse posted:

Post from TFF's chat thread;

That's fuckin terrible.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I found it funny.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Wrong thread. Wait.

Wowshawk
Dec 22, 2007
bought with beer
Grimey Drawer
Just call me John. Marachuk, John J. I've got a hankerin' for some space crab

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I have some bad news for you Mr. Marachuk.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Would xeno-flesh be edible? Obviously the acid blood (and presumably other fluids if Resurrection is anything to go by) would have to be neutralised, but once they're prepared they might taste OK.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'd imagine it'd be a bit chewy. Maybe an Instant Pot would help.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Tastes like chicken.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'd imagine it'd be a bit chewy. Maybe an Instant Pot would help.

I'd imagine they'd be slightly rubbery, like calamari. I'd imagine it would be a good meat for Korean BBQ.


Shaocaholica posted:

Tastes like chicken.


There's clearly an endoskeleton, which could be used for soup stock.

Wutang-Yutani
Nov 21, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Have you guys been taking about Aliens (the movie) for 121 pages?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Wutang-Yutani posted:

Have you guys been taking about Aliens (the movie) for 121 pages?

Penises too.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
I can't find the volume of the comic that talks about other aliens that would steal alien eggs and eat them

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Vagabundo posted:

There's clearly an endoskeleton, which could be used for soup stock.



Ok so chicken soup delicious.

I want to see a presentation of xeno, face hugger and egg meat inside a dug out xeno skull.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Vagabundo posted:

I'd imagine they'd be slightly rubbery, like calamari. I'd imagine it would be a good meat for Korean BBQ.



There's clearly an endoskeleton, which could be used for soup stock.



Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Wutang-Yutani posted:

Have you guys been taking about Aliens (the movie) for 121 pages?

Everything in the Alien canon really. Also The Thing, Predator, Terminator and Starship Troopers make appearances.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Has Robocop been discussed? I know it had it's own thread for a while, can't remember if it has been suitably analyzed in this thread.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Vagabundo posted:

I'd imagine they'd be slightly rubbery, like calamari. I'd imagine it would be a good meat for Korean BBQ.



There's clearly an endoskeleton, which could be used for soup stock.



I bet the little inflatable scrotes that hang off the side are where the real tender meat is.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Wutang-Yutani posted:

Have you guys been taking about Aliens (the movie) for 121 pages?

Sometimes we talk about Aliens (the creature).

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Sunswipe posted:

Has Robocop been discussed? I know it had it's own thread for a while, can't remember if it has been suitably analyzed in this thread.

Robocop gets discussed occasionally, as they are roughly associated via the Terminator.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Walt "loving" Simonson

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

purple death ray posted:

Walt "loving" Simonson

:hmmyes:
I got to meet him at a Comics Art Forum & he's a total sweetheart.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Walt "the reason anyone still cares about Marvel's Thor at all" Simonson

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



Wutang-Yutani posted:

Have you guys been taking about Aliens (the movie) for 121 pages?

Yawl... yawl seen nat myewvie? Hwhut's called Praydador?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

PipHelix posted:

Yawl... yawl seen nat myewvie? Hwhut's called Praydador?

Soy un praydador

Wutang-Yutani
Nov 21, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is it any good?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I don't know. A couple of us think it's one you might want to watch sometime.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
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Illegal Hen
I'm gonna guess you & other goons will soon have a lot of free time. I suggest the following movies to pass the time:
Alien
Aliens
Robocop
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Starship Troopers
The Thing
Predator

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