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TheHan posted:You know what's not funny? These book titles, c'mon Mookie edit a little. Oh neat, more confirmation he's reading this thread. 
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is that supposed to be an impossible cube but he drew the lines in the wrong order so it's just a normal one
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Mar 12, 2020 22:18
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What if it's a tesseract and this thread's been made.
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Mar 12, 2020 22:37
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TheHan posted:You know what's not funny? These book titles, c'mon Mookie edit a little. Is this guy a ghoul from Fallout?
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Mar 12, 2020 22:45
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TheHan posted:What if it's a tesseract and this thread's been made. I jokingly bragged that I was in his head before. He hasn't had my likeness beaten up or destroyed though so it's unlikely to be me.
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Mar 12, 2020 22:48
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Mar 12, 2020 23:08
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Damnit Mookie. This wasn't even a library. You spent two strips establishing Mongrelperv as gross and pointless. So of course he has what the plot needs.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:05
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I'm just still not really sure why a place that developed buildings and has a shopkeeper devoted to keeping books, has not developed a method to have trousers stay up.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:34
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Don't be so clothes minded.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:26
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Visions *Of* Ass
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Mar 13, 2020 06:32
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I was almost willing to give him credit on Lurid Dreaming as a good pun on Lucid Dreaming. Almost. But then he has Lewd Dreaming in the corner. Which is the same pun, but it doesn't work as well. And if you are going to put porn name authors, put them on all the books. And in the previous strip, he is just trying to cram two different jokes together, and it doesn't work at all. Joke A is "character makes a fool of themselves trying to get the attention of a deaf or blind person", and Joke B is "character is so engrossed/disturbed by what they are reading that they don't react to the world at all". Separately, the jokes would work. They wouldn't be funny because Mookie, but at least we could look at it and recognize that it would be possible to derive humor from the situation. By combining them, there is too much ambiguity.
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Mar 13, 2020 13:36
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I'm still thinking about how the bubble butt he drew must, because of the angle of perspective, have a left cheek twice the size of the right. How inconvenient would your life be with one normal cheek and one huge cheek.
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Mar 13, 2020 15:10
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Tesseraction posted:I'm still thinking about how the bubble butt he drew must, because of the angle of perspective, have a left cheek twice the size of the right. How inconvenient would your life be with one normal cheek and one huge cheek. truly the life of the mongrelman is one of biological torment
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Mar 13, 2020 16:05
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TheHan posted:You know what's not funny? These book titles, c'mon Mookie edit a little. Inkwitch is deaf too? Or why did they need a non-dialog written note to communicate here?
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Mar 13, 2020 18:57
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GrossMurpel posted:Inkwitch is deaf too? Or why did they need a non-dialog written note to communicate here? Lol I didn't even catch that. Mookie hasn't forgotten that Snout is deaf - he's forgotten everyone else ISN'T!
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Mar 13, 2020 19:02
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I would probably passive aggressively point at the armband too so that didnt even phase me and then once snout realized they had his attention he just shares the note
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Mar 13, 2020 21:14
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rannum posted:I would probably passive aggressively point at the armband too so that didnt even phase me Maybe she's not speaking out of solidarity with Snout.
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Mar 13, 2020 21:35
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Or she has the desire to interact with this complete rear end in a top hat pervert as little as possible. But, no, that would make sense. Can't be it.
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Mar 14, 2020 03:26
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GrossMurpel posted:Inkwitch is deaf too? Or why did they need a non-dialog written note to communicate here? Mookie has written himself into a corner and refuses to acknowledge that sometimes, hearing people talk to each other even when a deaf person is present. But aside from that, it's just a mask of his terrible writing style and all the models he's using being chosen one self insert crap where no one but the main is allowed to actually do anything, regardless of how inconsequential. Inkwich can't possibly tell the clerk trivial information. The main has to do it! Funnels into Mookie's misogyny that these passive appendage characters are girls yada yada yada you've heard this before. I hope they move on from the item shop soon and we get back to baffling incompetence instead of dreary incompetence. Rotten Red Rod posted:Lol I didn't even catch that. Mookie hasn't forgotten that Snout is deaf - he's forgotten everyone else ISN'T! It's a mask of flaw scrubbing. Snout is deaf, but it will never cause him any problems, because everyone he runs into can read and write, even a race that is too stupid to read and write and is willing to communicate through notes and always carries a pen and a bunch of postits in a pre-industrial agrarian society.
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Mar 14, 2020 05:49
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Gnolls can canonically understand every language, so when they show up they'll be able to read Snout's facial expressions.
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Mar 14, 2020 06:04
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Ague Proof posted:Gnolls can canonically understand every language, so when they show up they'll be able to read Snout's body language just like Cassandra Cain.
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Mar 14, 2020 07:43
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Ague Proof posted:Gnolls can canonically understand every language, so when they show up they'll be able to read Snout's facial expressions. I don't think gnolls exist in deeganland. Have I forgotten them? It was a very long comic. I don't know of that as a power of theirs in D&D either, but admittedly I've only ever played 3rd edition. Is it a new power of theirs in 4 or 5, or does it come from 2 or prior?
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Mar 14, 2020 07:46
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Invisible Clergy posted:I don't think gnolls exist in deeganland. Correct. No Gnolls. These are Mongrelfolk, original fantasy race do not steal. (Gnolls have more dignity, and belts)
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Mar 14, 2020 08:28
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Drunk Theory posted:Correct. No Gnolls. These are Mongrelfolk, original fantasy race do not steal. It's been a few pages, but Mongrelfolk are also literally from dungeons and dragons. The real reason gnolls don't exist in deeganland isn't that Mookie's worried about getting sued by Hasbro, but because he wouldn't be able to differentiate their hyena snouts from all the human snouts.
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Mar 14, 2020 09:54
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Gnolls aren't product identity and anyone can use them. That's why WoW and Pathfinder both have them. I'm pretty sure Mongrelfolk are more iffy than Gnolls in terms of being copyright infringing.
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Mar 14, 2020 12:08
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You know how the worgs are the original canids do not steal version of Tolkien's wargs; the gnolls are D&D's original creature do not steal version of Dunsany's gnoles. Mongrelfolk is just two dictionary words. Even if one of them is kinda a slur. It's going to be hard to claim intellectual property on it, just like it'd be hard to claim IP on "merfolk" or "ratfolk" or "smallfolk" or anything else like this. Mongrelfolks are in 2e, 3e, Pathfinder, and 5e. They might be in 4e also but it's kinda harder to quickly search for 4e content than for the rest.
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Mar 14, 2020 13:15
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Turns out I was thinking of hobgoblins.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:06
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Ague Proof posted:Turns out I was thinking of hobgoblins.
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Mar 14, 2020 18:12
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 Ink Witch just fades away Marty McFly style anytime a joke needs setting up.
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Mar 15, 2020 23:19
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Having FUN isn't HARD if you HAVE a LIBRARY card
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Mar 15, 2020 23:23
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Fun librarian fact: we don’t write disabilities on your library card
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Mar 15, 2020 23:55
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Stealing jokes from 20+ year old sitcoms.
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Mar 16, 2020 00:52
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TheHan posted:
You could knit a sweater out of their body hair.
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Mar 16, 2020 04:36
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How low have my standards slipped that this is an "actually kind of funny" page?
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Mar 16, 2020 04:59
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it involves Snout being hurt
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Mar 16, 2020 05:45
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PMush Perfect posted:How low have my standards slipped that this is an "actually kind of funny" page? My standards were low at the start and plummeted as it went on but I still didn't laugh.
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Mar 16, 2020 06:17
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Okay, Pervmongel look way too excited about the prospect of a sale. You aren’t going to convince me he doesn’t do a brisk smut business in this town.
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Mar 16, 2020 07:28
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PMush Perfect posted:How low have my standards slipped that this is an "actually kind of funny" page? Dabir posted:it involves Snout being hurt Yeah this. Any time Snout gets owned is funny. Not as funny as watching as he blew up his house right in front of him, but funny.
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Mar 16, 2020 11:01
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Mors Rattus posted:Fun librarian fact: we don’t write disabilities on your library card That's his ID, Wild Edge Library is the county he lives in.
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