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Slumpy

costco is on fire atm its on the news. twisted metal characters are driving down my street and calypso is on tv promising a miracle for the winner

# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:17

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:13

redm

mah mah mah my corona

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

redm posted:

mah mah mah my corona

lmao

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Hi I'm Tom hanks the new face of Corona Extra

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Corvid is the new "orange" b/c it doesn't rhyme w/ anything

# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

trying to decide whether it's an appropriate subject for jokes rn

# ? Mar 12, 2020 03:41

redm

A couple weeks ago, I asked my dad what he thought about the corona virus and his response was quote "I think I'm gonna order a corona at the bar tonight." I've since adopted his attitude about it.

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

beer and only beer can get us through this thing

:guinness:

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:08

deep dish peat moss

there's like 13 different possible cases within a mile of me awaiting test results but the US barely has the capacity to test anyone lol

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

touching my face like a mf out of pure defiance rn :getin:

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:15

Escape From Noise

Just a long day of licking handles, buttons, and eyeballs. HBU?

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:42

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

you mean jim bakker's silver solution didn't work

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:48

Escape From Noise

Putty posted:

you mean jim bakker's silver solution didn't work

Mods?

# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:49

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

corvids are ravens, one of my favourite birds. makes you think

i think the best strat is to turn raider early and redistribute some ventilators. get into the oxygen business. stock up on fish antibiotics. burn down a walmart

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 05:15

Doxxieh

I have not yet decided whether I expect flu season or post-apocalyptic looting out of this but only time will tell, at least either way it's not the end of the w- wait

# ? Mar 12, 2020 08:42

Escape From Noise

Doxxieh posted:

I have not yet decided whether I expect flu season or post-apocalyptic looting out of this but only time will tell, at least either way it's not the end of the w- wait

Why not both?

# ? Mar 12, 2020 08:51

Goons Are Gifts

I heard even Mr. Dow Jones is sick

# ? Mar 12, 2020 16:27

Macnult

Slumpy posted:

costco is on fire atm its on the news. twisted metal characters are driving down my street and calypso is on tv promising a miracle for the winner

axel most likely to win since he cannot touch his face

# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:42

vanisher

gonna fight the virus with my fists

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 20:03

vanisher

like this but with fists

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# ? Mar 12, 2020 20:06

google THIS

My home state of Ohio just cancelled most public gatherings, school, and joy (joy was already cancelled but not officially on the books)

# ? Mar 12, 2020 20:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*building a protective wall of toilet paper rolls as it is the only thing known to stop the virus*

# ? Mar 12, 2020 21:16

Entenzahn: erm... quack-ward

My country will probably get completely locked down next week so I don't have to pretend to enjoy getting out of bed anymore lol also i will never get out of bed again

thank you Evan Jellicle for the honkin' rad holiday sig

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# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:01

alexandriao

owlhawk911 posted:

corvids are ravens, one of my favourite birds. makes you think

Tiny crows circulating through your veins as penance for never giving them food smh

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:08

tadashi

Covid 19 is the previous millennium's revenge on us for attempting to leave it behind.

It has "19" right there in the label.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 15:28

poverty goat

It's Final Destination 19 and the 20th century has returned for the boomers who have cheated death

# ? Mar 13, 2020 17:59

Stoner Sloth

preparing for literally everyone being dressed as a toilet paper mummy this halloween

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# ? Mar 14, 2020 17:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm on top of this, in an effort to prevent my ultimate demise due to starvation, I am commencing to eating myself with great gusto

later, suckers!

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# ? Mar 14, 2020 22:33

ulvir

norway has more or less shut down, all schools, unis, public services etc are closed and moved to WFH, though stores are open. it�s surreal

ppl here are extremely retarded though, hoarding toilet paper and flour and yeast and alcohol, and then swarming towards cabin areas in the mountain (usual population: like 21000 ppl within the whole wide municipality, now over 50k) and our prime minister had to threaten to chase them all back to their hometown via the civil military branch lol

# ? Mar 15, 2020 00:29

ulvir

i�m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it�s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

# ? Mar 15, 2020 00:31

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

ulvir posted:

i�m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it�s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

norway represent
awoooooooooooooooo

you should join wolfcrew

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:01

Doxxieh

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm on top of this, in an effort to prevent my ultimate demise due to starvation, I am commencing to eating myself with great gusto

later, suckers!

I hear the feeling of eating someone would override the feeling of being eaten

Unless I'm thinking of something else but I'm pretty sure that's correct

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:16

Doxxieh

ulvir posted:

i�m having my first bout of digital classes from monday, it�s gonna own to finally teach in my underpants but have a nice pretend shirt on top for the camera

please don't make the mistake some other poor bastard did and leave a mirror behind you or stand up and forget
or do I'm not your dad

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:19

Mr. Dick: by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick just discovered that it's possible to make what is basically coffee marshmallow fluff using nothing but instant coffee, super fine sugar, a little water and a hand blender.

We will get through this.

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# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:50

deep dish peat moss

millions of norwegians dead following intentional infection after virus mistakenly identified as kronervirus

# ? Mar 15, 2020 01:50

City of Glompton

Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick just discovered that it's possible to make what is basically coffee marshmallow fluff using nothing but instant coffee, super fine sugar, a little water and a hand blender.

We will get through this.

that sounds good

here is another good trick, if you microwave a couple marshmallows for about 30 seconds, and stir in a blob of peanut butter, and keep stirring, it turns into something like peanut butter taffy

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# ? Mar 15, 2020 03:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Diseases begone!

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# ? Mar 15, 2020 03:30

biosterous

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Diseases begone!

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he/him

# ? Mar 15, 2020 05:01

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Stoner Sloth posted:

preparing for literally everyone being dressed as a toilet paper mummy this halloween

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# ? Mar 15, 2020 05:47

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 16:13

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

can't wait for society's impending collapse so i can roll around like a hero with my oxygen concentrator and expectorants. got face paint and sports armor ready to go. toilet paper strat: rent a room in a cheap hotel, and use the access this grants you to heist their whole supply closet. single ply and tiny bars of soap for days. carry them in a pillowcase and throw them to the hungry children to encourage handwashing. if you can't get into the supply room just wait until morning and settle for the cart

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# ? Mar 15, 2020 05:47

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