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give me thread
Dec 29, 2008

Elfface posted:

Why would you need a Hello Kitty glass doorkn- oh. Ohhhhh. Well, that certainly should be part of your everyday carry, just don't get it mixed up with anything else on there.

Who doesn't love a a bacon rasher up their rear end? I know I do!

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Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012

Bronze Fonz posted:

What more do you need, really?



:barf:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Why are you posting a redditor's Swiss Army knife?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
hey hey hey, one minute here mate, I never complained about the knife, just don't have much need for it, these look much better

nice one

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah I know I was just exaggerating for effect at your expense

Do you think you would have more use for your Swiss Army Knife if it had a Fleshlight or a flamethrower attached to it??

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
do NOT get those attachments confused, even if they look 99% exactly the same

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

super sweet best pal posted:

Why are you posting a redditor's Swiss Army knife?

because of the enormous demographic crossover, OP

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
gently caress. I can't remove the broken attachments.

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Marta Velasquez fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Mar 13, 2020

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol that took me way too long to spot

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

that's good lmao

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah I know I was just exaggerating for effect at your expense

Do you think you would have more use for your Swiss Army Knife if it had a Fleshlight or a flamethrower attached to it??

Ah yes, the hot pocket.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Outrail posted:

Ah yes, the hot pocket.

The perfect way to give your brother the ol' spicy keychain.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hulk Hogan Meat drawer is a pro attachment for anything, shoes, knives, or otherwise.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

sticklefifer posted:

Hulk Hogan Meat drawer is a pro attachment for anything, shoes, knives, or otherwise.

just dont give it to a black person or a billionaire will sue you into the ground

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