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hallelujah posted:i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away Thank you for your service
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More like oldspineless
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No, that's Lowtax.
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Casual Encountess posted:i also have oddly romantic notions about food and while meal prep is a step in the right direction i don’t like the whole beep boop tech culture aspect of it. half the time i just go to the grocery store baked and that’s how i accidentally made four cheesecakes after not doing the math on the recipe ingredients last week and that was a beautiful mistake
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Severed posted:I think he wants us to explain what our bedrooms are like.
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# ? Mar 13, 2020 18:52 |
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same... same. is there a current gooncave thread anywhere?
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Quovak posted:Hey guys, I'm thinking of doing an LP of T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land". I'm going to LP the French translation, but since I don't know French I'll probably spend most of the time talking about cats. It might be a bit slow at times, but I feel a need to bring my humor and genius to Western eyes. How excited are you about this idea? Kaboom Dragoon posted:Depends, will there be much humour involving the consumption of fecal matter? This is important. J.theYellow posted:the gently caress is this Mouser.. posted:Did you really sit there and bang out "She ate my dried poop" on your keyboard, thinking "Man this is LP GOLD" ? I'm angry at myself for even skipping through this. Alkydere posted:Okay...not sure if I'm a horrible person for finding that as funny as I did. It was obviously poorly written, and you have no idea what you're translating. I will admit the "8-year long business trip", "My best friend is Brok", "I'm all alone" and "Those are too big to be ears, WTF? It's gotta be a parasite of some sort." gags were good, but many others were just stretching it way to much into the unfunny territory. And yet, I still laughed when she was punched out...so I think that means I'm horrible person, not the extreme jokes really all that funny. Wandering Knitter posted:Back in High School I knew a kid who thought he was so cleaver when hey changed the words to Brittany Spear's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to "Increase My Boobies One More Size".
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Phanatic posted:
Sir Lemming posted:I guess Horton didn't hear WHO vvv Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 23:27 on Mar 13, 2020 |
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goddammit you posted that as I was pasting it together . oh well, still funny
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https://twitter.com/whatmaddness/status/1117472105589698565
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 05:56 |
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you bastard, I'm in this thread to laugh, not to cry
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 06:26 |
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butterflies can't laugh, do your loving research, i spent years tickling butterflies as part of my thesis
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Vagabundo posted:I wonder what this might mean for the Faith No More concert in May. Charles 2 of Spain posted:Mike Patton making GBS threads and pissing on the mosh pit, his fluids infected with coronavirus The Rabbi T. White posted:Darmok, his arms wide.
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i clicked through and, while i love a good Darmok joke, your joke was better
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:36 |
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Coucho Marx posted:you bastard, I'm in this thread to laugh, not to cry I missed the Good Tweets thread by a mile, sorry
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Tei posted:Many c compilers have the option to print the C lines has comments next to the assembler it would generate. Is was not a 1:1 and not even a perfect 1:2, but it was generally similar enough to follow. Soricidus posted:What the gently caress is going on there? Volte posted:Looks like that compiler didn't support c++
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eonwe posted:whats everyones favorite video game toilet Zedsdeadbaby posted:anthem
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 21:59 |
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Rondette posted:Sometimes when I read through this thread I think back to the days of that guy on FB who was obsessed with Titanic and becoming a Fireman. I miss those days. I wonder what became of that guy. Hihohe posted:I heard hes near and far. Wherever you are, really.
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bike tory posted:When I was five years old my family fostered and trained some lambs to walk on a lead, come when called and other small tricks, all as part of my small rural school's annual "calf club day". About a month before the competition, after several months of working with and bonding with a lamb, I went out to feed mine who I had named Wooly. I immediately noticed that something was wrong; she was lying on her side, head bent at an unnatural angle, blue in the face and with foam still fresh on her now-cold lips. It turned out she had eaten a poisonous plant and died, probably in a lot of pain. In this recipe for lamb ragout, I will draw on these memories to...
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Sunswipe posted:The throwing instructions are great.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Marmaduke NOOOOOO, BAD DOG!!!! By popular demand posted:Marmaduke did everything wrong. Captain Hygiene posted:Haha Marmaduke, he's so big, and also fascist Fister Roboto posted:Il Marmaduce
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lol came here to post that
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I was in a Hummer following a 5 ton truck at Ft Bragg. Two of the scrawniest deer North Carolina has ever produced, decided to 'Goodbye cruel world!" by running into the rear wheel well of said 5ton. xzzy posted:I worked with a guy once who claimed his wife pulled that off.. in a 3 series bmw.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:48 |
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My dad and I both have stories similar to the Ft. Bragg one, except instead of the driver in front hitting a deer it was a homeless guy.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 21:30 |
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Why was a homeless guy driving a five-ton military truck?
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Moon Slayer posted:Why was a homeless guy driving a five-ton military truck? To hit deer. Please pay attention.
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Random Stranger posted:https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1239683349154840583?s=20
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# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:19 |
Dogen posted:So are we all gonna spend our trumpbux on guns with which we can take others’ trumpbux and toilet paper? i say swears online posted:estate sales
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Lodin posted:It finally happened, the official Sonic account did a racist. jesus WEP posted:we finally found a use for comic sans: the accurate representation of irish accents
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# ? Mar 18, 2020 01:52 |
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Hollismason posted:Does elderberry syrup really work or is that bullshit? Feldegast42 posted:It depends, do you live in Redwall
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Never forget Lowtax posted:Have people forgotten I have the ability to ban them for poo poo posts
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Kitfox88 posted:I dunno, Black History Month is kinda neat and it's fun to learn. lmao
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Captain Hygiene posted:Information requested: do you have intent to cry now, repeat, do you have intent to cry, nerd? Over
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# ? Mar 19, 2020 00:31 |
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Rainbow Knight posted:just now got a "thank you for your service" from a customer Yawgmoth posted:If I had to choose between going back to retail and going to an active war zone there's not a chance in hell I'd choose the former (assuming you could tell the difference these days).
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Don't remember the originating goon, but I believe this was from the vajazzle thread back in the day:quote:lookit that posh peach. want to make your man squirm? garnish that gash with garnets and cash!!! jam some bills in those labes, let em flutter and fly. girl you nasty but your stench trench got the eddie bauer package
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Hell Yeah posted:the virus can be cured by eating 6 frozen pizzas in a single week.
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Ariong posted:We recommend all of our employees stock up on disinfectant and hand sanitizer. We would provide these supplies, but for some reason we seem to be having trouble finding any. We’re sure you’ll have more luck. Duckman2008 posted:Like all other strategies , Game Stop is probably going to shift to encouraging employees to buy as much used / preowned sanitizer as possible.
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oh so that's why i haven't gotten sick
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Plinkey posted:wonder when the trump presser started Schmoe Cwead posted:congrats on the stockmarket because they def #flattenedthecurve
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Serf posted:so here's my covid story for the day:
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