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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Always mustard, ketchup optional as an addition :colbert:

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Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
Put whatever you loving want on your hot dog, who cares, the world is burning. Just put what makes you happy on your meat hoagie.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Lmao good troll pick

Just mention Stephen King and watch the thread derail itself
Pick is so powerful

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I argue about Stephen King and hotdogs because I want to, not because I've been duped into it :colbert:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/790589283216351232

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would tell Stephen King to his face that that's the wrong way to cook a hotdog if I found out he went through with it.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Now picturing that internet recipe meme but for hot dogs.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Greatest Sagas: King and Ketchup

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Polaron posted:

Put whatever you loving want on your hot dog, who cares, the world is burning. Just put what makes you happy on your meat hoagie.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Greatest Sagas: King and Ketchup

kingchup

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
bachdogs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
*posts*

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

Captain Hygiene posted:

I would tell Stephen King to his face that that's the wrong way to cook a hotdog if I found out he went through with it.

it's how my parents cooked them. then i had a grilled one and was like :aaaaa:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
put your hot dogs in the steamer.
put your buns in the steamer

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Pick posted:

*posts*

how dare you

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Tashilicious posted:

put your hot dogs in the steamer.
put your buns in the steamer

i tried that and got kicked out of the restaurant and now i have to introduce myself every time i move to a new neighborhood

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


weed cat posted:

it's how my parents cooked them. then i had a grilled one and was like :aaaaa:

Butterfly them and pan fry them in butter and hot sauce(or plain salt).

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



LingcodKilla posted:

Butterfly them and pan fry them in butter and hot sauce(or plain salt).

Frying hotdogs in butter sounds gross.

Just microwave them like a normal person.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Why recook something that’s already cooked?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Snowy posted:

Why recook something that’s already cooked?

Crisp em. Straight out of the fridge isn’t appetizing.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Searing meat and getting it all Mallardy is the thing that makes meat worth eating over plant goop.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



:actually: it's homeopathically absorbing another being's suffering.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Ghostlight posted:

:actually: it's homeopathically absorbing another being's suffering.

That's pretty metal.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ghostlight posted:

:actually: it's homeopathically absorbing another being's suffering.

Moo.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ghostlight posted:

:actually: it's homeopathically absorbing another being's suffering.

Oh, I get all my daily required amount of that by reading the news. Like, three articles and I'm topped up on my despair for the day.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ghostlight posted:

:actually: it's homeopathically absorbing another being's suffering.

What about that dish that's a live bird drowned in butter where you wear a napkin over your head to hide from God as you chew it?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What about that dish that's a live bird drowned in butter where you wear a napkin over your head to hide from God as you chew it?

but enough about breakfast at the white house

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Screaming Idiot posted:

but enough about breakfast at the white house

P sure that's just McDonald's

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What about that dish that's a live bird drowned in butter where you wear a napkin over your head to hide from God as you chew it?

Excuse you, the bird is drowned in brandy, butter is not nearly depraved enough for the french nobility

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

P sure that's just McDonald's

well yes, what else does mcdonalds serve on its breakfast menu

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What about that dish that's a live bird drowned in butter where you wear a napkin over your head to hide from God as you chew it?

Ortolans.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



the french aren't the only ones who need to drown a bird in brandy in order to shame themselves under a sheet am i right fellas

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Ghostlight posted:

the french aren't the only ones who need to drown a bird in brandy in order to shame themselves under a sheet am i right fellas

please leave my girlfriend out of this

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
yeah, leave my mom out of this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Screaming Idiot posted:

yeah, leave my mom out of this

Tell her I said Hi.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Gross. Boiling hot dogs is gross. I know it's how most people made them, but still, gross.

I gladly take the time to fire up my grill for a pack of hot dogs. You need that direct heat to make them awesome.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Mm yes this is a delicious boiled meat sub mmm

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LingcodKilla posted:

Tell her I said Hi.

She said "hi" and that you need to get tested

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I wonder if any of the kids who attended that Hatian school we funded are now old enough/have computers enough to actually be goons now.

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Apr 3, 2017

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