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Like a bat the animal not like the piece of sports equipment
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Curfews are an odd relic of the notion that we aren't a 24 hour society
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bird with big dick posted:I heard the corona virus started because someone hosed a bat is this true no that's absurd bird with big dick posted:Like a bat the animal not like the piece of sports equipment oh, got you. yes.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:41
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Yeah please don't gently caress bats or if you do, start with the handle or you'll lose the whole thing up in them guts 
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Mar 16, 2020 22:42
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My dad went to the store today and now he's almost having a nervous breakdown. i told him to order everything online, and just stay in his garden and chill. France just locked down and I can see the same happening here in Belgium soon. Got real mad seeing these loving British tourists being massive gaping assholes in Spain. Nothing new, I know, but still, I don't get what the hell is going on in the UK. They didn't do poo poo last week to try to stop it last week.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:43
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where are the billionaire philanthropists offering to open up their endless vats of cash to keep the people losing work afloat
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Mar 16, 2020 22:43
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I'm sure someone will be willing to buy your blood and other fluids
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Mar 16, 2020 22:45
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People are panicking a bit after the shelter in place order for the Bay Area. The stores are slammed. Tons of uncertainty right now.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:46
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New rule added! Please read the op! Thanks
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Mar 16, 2020 22:48
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Headed back to the casino for work. I wonder if they've instituted anymore safety steps beyond, "hey, we all wear gloves now and that's it".
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Mar 16, 2020 22:56
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Burt Sexual posted:New rule added! Please read the op! Thanks It feels like a million years ago when you were trying to decide on whether to go on a cruise and people were like "go ahead, it won't be that bad"
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bird with big dick posted:I heard the corona virus started because someone hosed a bat is this true They hosed a pangolin that had hosed a bat
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Mar 16, 2020 22:58
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I bet this was china... https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/us-health-agency-suffers-cyber-attack-during-covid-19-outbreak/ar-BB11g3gk Cyber-Attack Hits U.S. Health Agency Amid Covid-19 Outbreak quote:The U.S. Health and Human Services Department suffered a cyber-attack on its computer system, part of what people familiar with the incident called a campaign of disruption and disinformation that was aimed at undermining the response to the coronavirus pandemic and may have been the work of a foreign actor.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:00
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We’re still probably all going to die. Or 10% of us will. https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/1239668172040679424
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Mar 16, 2020 23:01
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Got selected to be in the pilot group of our work-from-home rollout. Once they see how the VPN handles the load everyone else will go home, but me and a few others are home for now 
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Mar 16, 2020 23:02
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Diva Cupcake posted:We’re still probably all going to die. Or 10% of us will. A good old fashioned ancient Roman decimation
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Mar 16, 2020 23:03
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If we need more paper goods why don't we just cut down more trees? They're like everywhere
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Mar 16, 2020 23:04
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Diva Cupcake posted:We’re still probably all going to die. Or 10% of us will. 1 in 10 diagnosed. It's important to not panic too much. Lots of people are showing no symptoms or mild symptoms and aren't getting diagnosed.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:04
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Most Europeans countries are only officially diagnosing the most severe cases. Some countries assume the actual infected rate is ~6-10x the official rate which would bring it back down to 2%. Like here in the Netherlands there is no way you are going to get a official diagnosis unless you are in a bad way. Everyone else is just being told to stay home and wait it out.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:05
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If I put a roll of toilet paper in my driveway and someone tries to steal it can I shoot them
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Mar 16, 2020 23:07
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bird with big dick posted:If I put a roll of toilet paper in my driveway and someone tries to steal it can I shoot them In many states, if you loudly and clearly ask them to leave first and they don't, yes. America is pretty wild like that
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Mar 16, 2020 23:09
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I have as the designated computer toucher for today so had to go in. Seemed like a few too many people were in, but they're still figuring out how to get the call center people able to work from home. My boss came in and we tried a new hot chicken place for lunch that was completely dead because only carry-out is allowed - but hey, the order was ready in ten minutes! Now I get to spend the rest of the week not wearing gloves. That's not even a Roni precaution, so many of the PCs aare just utterly filthy. Or worse, greasy?
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Mar 16, 2020 23:11
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/us/newport-911-toilet-paper-trnd/index.html Newport, OR police have asked people to stop calling 911 just because there is no toilet paper https://www.facebook.com/NewportPolice/photos/a.10150611383469944/10151320061939944/?type=3 Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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Mar 16, 2020 23:11
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Rat posted:They announced province wide school shutdowns at 5pm on Sunday. Daycares are also shut down. All my friends with kids are scrambling, most don't have a work from home option and don't want to park their disease vectors with grandparents Don't worry, soon all the unemployed hospitality workers will be opening unlicensed daycares in their living rooms.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:12
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I'm looking forward towards illegal drinking establishments
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Mar 16, 2020 23:13
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Facebook Aunt posted:Don't worry, soon all the unemployed hospitality workers will be opening unlicensed daycares in their living rooms. This is exactly what is happening . A large part of the workforce I’m part of was laid off today, and by the time I got home there were Facebook posts offering daycare
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Mar 16, 2020 23:15
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https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1239658449262112768
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm looking forward towards illegal drinking establishments People will start charging a cover to drink in their houses.
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precision posted:People will start charging a cover to drink in their houses. byob, no cover, let's party guys! *rips a bong and offers it to u*
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Mar 16, 2020 23:18
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Add Oregon to the list of Bar/Restaurant closure states https://www.kgw.com/article/news/he...29-a046b87a7a17
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Mar 16, 2020 23:23
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My friend at CBS just tested positive for the Roni, RIP bro. I think he's #5 or 6 in that cluster.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:24
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Damnit starting March 18 all gyms are to be closed in Illinois, there goes my good gains!
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Mar 16, 2020 23:26
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givepatajob posted:Idris Elba testing positive. 
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Mar 16, 2020 23:27
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I really wanna go to a bar now ! This whomps
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Mar 16, 2020 23:31
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veni veni veni posted:Just how worthless are masks? I keep hearing they don't do anything, but I mean, if you aren't tying up the supply for hospitals it certainly couldn't hurt to wear one right? They're useful if worn properly with properly worn eye protection and if the filter is replaced regularly.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:33
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I powerwashed my driveway three times today, look forward to trying to break that record tomorrow
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Mar 16, 2020 23:34
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Lamech posted:I powerwashed my driveway three times today, look forward to trying to break that record tomorrow If this is a masturbation euphemism then same.
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Mar 16, 2020 23:39
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Doubling year over year sales on a Monday to own the retail workers. We should be getting hazard pay.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Can I intubate myself with my mother's CPAP machine ? This is a safe space, you can admit it's your CPAP machine.
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precision posted:1 in 10 diagnosed. It's important to not panic too much. Lots of people are showing no symptoms or mild symptoms and aren't getting diagnosed. It's fun remembering that "mild" in the official tallies means "not severe enough to require hospital care". So up to and including walking pneumonia and "I barely have enough energy to feed myself" are mild cases
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