Twisted Metal Virus Megathread

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Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

President keeps saying we have to make sacrifices, does this man have any goddamn idea how hard it is to get even more baby goats in times like this??

Gotta sacrifice a virgin.

So. Uh...as a sex haver you can't sacrifice me :cool:

# ? Mar 16, 2020 06:21

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:48

Escape From Noise

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

This is what happens to all of the surplus toilet paper after this blows over.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 06:22

cda: by Hand Knit

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

Lol

# ? Mar 16, 2020 09:33

cda: by Hand Knit

Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper

# ? Mar 16, 2020 09:34

Escape From Noise

cda posted:

Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper

Out of toilet paper. Expect rocks.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 09:42

Goons Are Gifts

The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 13:00

Escape From Noise

I think Japan is mostly over it or something. We are getting slammed tonight

# ? Mar 16, 2020 13:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Goons Are Great posted:

The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 13:34

xcheopis

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

# ? Mar 16, 2020 13:41

Escape From Noise

Rappers and rock stars askew fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 13:49

cda: by Hand Knit

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Rappers and rock stars askew* fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

# ? Mar 16, 2020 14:21

Manifisto

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

nerd!!

my goal in life henceforth will be to askew fancy jewelry and clothes when I finally "make it" (in the financial way, not the sex way; I have definitely already "made it" in the sex way iykwim)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 14:27

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijPE7fe4XTg

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_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Mar 16, 2020 14:48

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.

but who will carry a printer on foot to my house amid this lockdown :negative:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 16, 2020 16:31

Goons Are Gifts

We make this a byob project and help everyone with this method. It also limits the time of exposure to fundamentally dangerous subforums

# ? Mar 16, 2020 16:56

FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

what are you, an english teacher?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:09

Finger Prince

owlhawk911 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijPE7fe4XTg

Right?
C'mon guys he meant computer virus, it's even in the lyrics! This poo poo ain't funny!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

currently working around the clock in my lab to find a cure

# ? Mar 16, 2020 19:50

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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Barco Fiesta posted:

currently working around the clock in my lab to find a cure

good thing i vape endlessly and constantly

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:50

Slumpy

I just got off the phone with calypso. the twisted metal tournament is on hold due to coronavirus.

his daughter, twisted metal contender grasshopper, is reportedly ill.

slumpy

# ? Mar 16, 2020 22:28

Slumpy

as in her jump ability is loving ill, its loving sick

slumpy

# ? Mar 16, 2020 22:29

xcheopis

My job is considered "essential", so I can flagrantly ignore the 'shelter in place' order. I shall make the most of my elite status, of course.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:28

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
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xcheopis posted:

My job is considered "essential", so I can flagrantly ignore the 'shelter in place' order. I shall make the most of my elite status, of course.

Stay in your peasant houses. My country need me

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:48

xcheopis

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Stay in your peasant houses. My country need me

Planning on commandeering some cupcakes "for the good of the public".

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:59

vanisher

where's the opt-out thread so I don't catch the virus

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# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:33

vanisher

DEAR VIRUS

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST

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# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:42

Mr. Dick: by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick predicts that the reactionary ultrafascist coup that seizes power and brutally restores order will go ahead and leave Trump in charge.

How all do you expect your countries to look a few years from now?

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# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:47

Goons Are Gifts

While this is an admittedly go wild about the virus stuff thread, please keep in mind that we don't want to entirely go down the road of politics - yes, I know there is good reason to do otherwise - and that this thread is mainly meant as a place to vent some frustration and post jokes about this terrible stuff.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:52

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

While this is an admittedly go wild about the virus stuff thread, please keep in mind that we don't want to entirely go down the road of politics - yes, I know there is good reason to do otherwise - and that this thread is mainly meant as a place to vent some frustration and post jokes about this terrible stuff.

this thread is not really exempt from the no politics rule, although like talking about closing this and banning that is probably fine. let's just not talk about politicians k

# ? Mar 17, 2020 01:54

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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vanisher posted:

DEAR VIRUS

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST

I DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS

# ? Mar 17, 2020 02:42

Goons Are Gifts

Well, maybe you should have pressed that bell icon after all

# ? Mar 17, 2020 02:48

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

If you play super Mario and get killed by the first goomba, you have the Corona virus.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 06:28

Escape From Noise

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

poo poo. I knew that was probably wrong.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:02

Doxxieh

It was a little askew

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:03

Manifisto

Doxxieh posted:

It was a little askew

grammar can have little a askew, as a treat

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:04

Escape From Noise

The time for rationality has passed. Now is the time for panicked looting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KojYatpLPSE

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:06

Doxxieh

have it too often though you'll get a nasty sodium buildup there's far too much in there

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:06

Doxxieh

please ignore the terrible video and editing from the guy who made this but this legitimately happened in the 2011 london riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6_aodbC4

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:09

Doxxieh

it's not a real riot unless someone gets the basmati, the precedent has been set ~~boys~~ byobs

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:10

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:48

Escape From Noise

I have a fairly large bag of basmati rice in my cupboard and I will use lethal force to protect it.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 08:16

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