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President keeps saying we have to make sacrifices, does this man have any goddamn idea how hard it is to get even more baby goats in times like this??
Gotta sacrifice a virgin.
So. Uh...as a sex haver you can't sacrifice me
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Attention local youth: Please tp my house
This is what happens to all of the surplus toilet paper after this blows over.
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Mar 16, 2020 06:22
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Attention local youth: Please tp my house
Lol
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Mar 16, 2020 09:33
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Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper
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Mar 16, 2020 09:34
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Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper
Out of toilet paper. Expect rocks.
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Mar 16, 2020 09:42
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I think Japan is mostly over it or something. We are getting slammed tonight
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Mar 16, 2020 13:13
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it's a free country u pervs
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The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.
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Mar 16, 2020 13:34
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Rappers and rock stars askew fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.
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Mar 16, 2020 13:49
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Rappers and rock stars askew* fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.
*eschew
"askew" means "at an angle"
they are pronounced very similarly
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Mar 16, 2020 14:21
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*eschew
"askew" means "at an angle"
they are pronounced very similarly
what are you, an english teacher?
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Mar 16, 2020 19:09
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Right?
C'mon guys he meant computer virus, it's even in the lyrics! This poo poo ain't funny!
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Mar 16, 2020 19:43
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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currently working around the clock in my lab to find a cure
good thing i vape endlessly and constantly
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Mar 16, 2020 20:50
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I just got off the phone with calypso. the twisted metal tournament is on hold due to coronavirus.
his daughter, twisted metal contender grasshopper, is reportedly ill.
slumpy
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Mar 16, 2020 22:28
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as in her jump ability is loving ill, its loving sick
slumpy
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Mar 16, 2020 22:29
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tears for queers
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My job is considered "essential", so I can flagrantly ignore the 'shelter in place' order. I shall make the most of my elite status, of course.
Stay in your peasant houses. My country need me
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Mar 16, 2020 23:48
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Mr. Dick predicts that the reactionary ultrafascist coup that seizes power and brutally restores order will go ahead and leave Trump in charge.
How all do you expect your countries to look a few years from now?
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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DEAR VIRUS
REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST
I DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS
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If you play super Mario and get killed by the first goomba, you have the Corona virus.
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Mar 17, 2020 06:28
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*eschew
"askew" means "at an angle"
they are pronounced very similarly
poo poo. I knew that was probably wrong.
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Mar 17, 2020 08:02
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It was a little askew
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The time for rationality has passed. Now is the time for panicked looting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KojYatpLPSE
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Mar 17, 2020 08:06
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have it too often though you'll get a nasty sodium buildup there's far too much in there
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Mar 17, 2020 08:06
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please ignore the terrible video and editing from the guy who made this but this legitimately happened in the 2011 london riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6_aodbC4
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Mar 17, 2020 08:09
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it's not a real riot unless someone gets the basmati, the precedent has been set boys byobs
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I have a fairly large bag of basmati rice in my cupboard and I will use lethal force to protect it.
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