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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Shard posted:

I wanna share some news that I'm really excited about. On January 17th I started working out 4 times a week and changed my diet I weighed 321 pounds and today I weigh 291 pounds.

gently caress yeah. extremely impressed

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Include The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford if only for the insanely beautiful train robbery scene.

Shard posted:

I wanna share some news that I'm really excited about. On January 17th I started working out 4 times a week and changed my diet I weighed 321 pounds and today I weigh 291 pounds.

That rules, well done!

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



For real where is Jonathan Harker in all this mess lmao

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

There will be blood is one of my favorite westerns that doesn't focus on gunslingers

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


If you hate John Wayne you should love The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (also featuring Lee Van Cleef) because John Ford just made fun of him the entire time.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
To the haters: my list is canon. You can’t change it now.


Shard posted:

I wanna share some news that I'm really excited about. On January 17th I started working out 4 times a week and changed my diet I weighed 321 pounds and today I weigh 291 pounds.

Yeah great work! Stay the course!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/EllieTheHare/status/1239598110310973440?s=19

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

From the thumbnail I initially thought it was a basketball and he was gonna Million Dollar Man those dogs :sweatdrop:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1239666632793997315?s=19

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I do, in fact, hate John Wayne

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God the tail poking out of the leaves gets me every time :swoon:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

pup on the leaves

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


NienNunb posted:

I do, in fact, hate John Wayne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LhosLmWGo

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It's high noon.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Appaloosa is a severely underrated western

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Captain Magic posted:

Open Range for the slow burn choice

:hf:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NienNunb posted:

I do, in fact, hate John Wayne

John Wayne Was A Nazi on repeat

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Captain Magic posted:

Western Primer:

The Good, The Bad, The Weird for the most fun
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly for the classic epic, goddamn it is good
For a Few Dollars More for the best overall and also best theme

High Noon because gently caress McCarthyism
Then you watch
Rio Bravo for a counterpoint
John Wayne is a racist rear end in a top hat and this is the only Wayne that is must-see

Unforgiven to begin deconstruction of the genre
No Country For Old Men to finish deconstruction
Coen Bros. True Grit to drive home that god is there but kinda sucks

Tombstone for the arcade choice
Django Unchained for the kill racists choice
The Hateful Eight for the JFC america really hates women more than anything else choice
The Proposition for the Australian choice
Open Range for the slow burn choice
Appaloosa for the Viggo choice
The Ox-Bow Incident for the philosophical choice
And the latest 3:10 to Yuma just because it’s pretty good also

I want to add The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs to this because it's a collection of short stories that are all very good with very different tones. Something for everyone! Also the first season of Westworld if you don't mind a little scifi in your westerns.

And Bone Tomahawk if you want a really hosed up horror western starting Kurt Russell

And obviously Deadwood - the greatest western show of all time. If you haven't watched Deadwood, watch loving Deadwood.

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Mar 18, 2020

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
So instead of trying to do something remotely that contract I'm working is postponing meetings until further notice, which means j I'm out a LOT of money until some indeterminate point in the future. gently caress COVID-19, gently caress 2020, and just for good measure, gently caress Donald Trump.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

watched brewster mccloud. "lol" is my review

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

yea ok posted:

watched brewster mccloud. "lol" is my review

Mine was "WTF?"

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Is that streaming somewhere? That's high up on my to-watch list. Altman movies are almost never streaming anywhere.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

nah i had to get it from a website, just 1 of those movies that i have no idea how it was made or dreamt up or anything but im glad it was cause i loved it and hooted and hollered the whole time and shelly duvall is here too

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I have to self isolate but Canada is giving $82 billion to citizens and residents to be ok, and they might suspend rent.


Socialism rules.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

loving a. that's a sweet deal.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


The initial rumored amount was $24 billion, so drat this is a nice surprise.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Well we might have something like that he if Rand Paul didn't tack a rider onto the bill to terminate United States military operations and reconstruction activities in Afghanistan.

Right idea, WRONG loving TIME! When "The Turtle" Mitch McConnell is telling the GOP to shut up and vote for the bill as quickly as possible...

You know, I didn't believe in voter fraud until today. How could ANYONE pull enough levers for this loving clown show?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I have to self isolate but Canada is giving $82 billion to citizens and residents to be ok, and they might suspend rent.


Socialism rules.

I'm happy for you but also a little indirectly mad at you rn

That rules hard, congrats

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/jeremylovesyall/status/1239760227978735616

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

This is another great western

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_1iT_GmHTE

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!

CobiWann posted:

Well we might have something like that he if Rand Paul didn't tack a rider onto the bill to terminate United States military operations and reconstruction activities in Afghanistan.

Right idea, WRONG loving TIME! When "The Turtle" Mitch McConnell is telling the GOP to shut up and vote for the bill as quickly as possible...

You know, I didn't believe in voter fraud until today. How could ANYONE pull enough levers for this loving clown show?

The team sports/temporarily embarrassed millionaire/"I don't mind suffering as long as THOSE PEOPLE suffer just a little bit more" mentality is very strong in a lot of people.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I really liked Gunsmoke, the TV series. Mostly because the Sheriff spent more time talking to people than shooting them. Real cops should try that.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm gonna watch a Lone Wolf and Cub movie til whatever Dynamite is this week comes on

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Dangerous Person posted:

I'm gonna watch a Lone Wolf and Cub movie til whatever Dynamite is this week comes on

baby cart to hades is my favorite

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Dangerous Person posted:

I'm gonna watch a Lone Wolf and Cub movie til whatever Dynamite is this week comes on

Does anyone have a list of names of the Japanese movies in order of the series and are they available for digital purchase?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
The one I watched was Baby Cart at the River Styx. That fight in the desert was fuckin sick. I'm watching them from my box set but google says that they're available on amazon and youtube for 3 bucks a pop

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

https://www.instagram.com/p/B93-5Hhhtvn/?igshid=x7lvx3r3muf9

Here's Sasha Banks posting very good pictures of her corgi. :syoon:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I have to self isolate but Canada is giving $82 billion to citizens and residents to be ok, and they might suspend rent.


Socialism rules.

In related news I made it back to Canada but due to flight cancellation I've got a six hour layover for a 40 minute flight. I've been awake since 3 am GMT and I can't even do the math to figure out how many hours that is.

But hey, we're home. Looking forward to seeing the dog tonight!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rewatching Chernobyl and it is just as horrifyingly good as the first time.

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Chernobyl is excellent and probably the last thing I want to watch right now

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