Schadenfreude: pro-click zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abe1W1gGXy0

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Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

BallerBallerDillz posted:

At least they'll remember the whole night.

Well done.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 13:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:56

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Platystemon posted:

File the serial numbers off and deploy them at a protest.

Lmao @ filing the serial number off

# ? Mar 19, 2020 13:57

Mr Shiny Pants: Nov 12, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://twitter.com/jackwaz/status/1240135051288948742

and_you_thought_you_worked_with_assholes.jpg

# ? Mar 19, 2020 16:24

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

https://twitter.com/benmekler/status/1240345895524167681?s=20

# ? Mar 19, 2020 16:28

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

canyoneer posted:

woof, this one isn't just schaden, it's cursed - that's a lot of stupid plastic trash

America 2020 in one box

# ? Mar 19, 2020 16:43

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 17:27

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Good, make them touch their faces more.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 17:42

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

When I was a Boy Scout back in the 90s, I remember visiting the Trading Floor overlook and witnessing a huge man pitching matzoh full-force at the ground.

That's my mental image of stock trading to this day; big angry man throwing crackers.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 17:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Cythereal posted:

They're runners. They make like 40k a year.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 17:48

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

They're runners. They make like 40k a year.

pretty low price for being part of a system thats grinding poors to dust

# ? Mar 19, 2020 17:58

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Robo Reagan posted:

pretty low price for being part of a system thats grinding poors to dust

For real. If you're gonna sell your soul, at least get a good price for it!

# ? Mar 19, 2020 18:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Open any of the many free trades brokerage accounts that are available and dive in. It's a great time to join the "I got investments" party. May as well benefit from the system until it changes.

It's not gonna change

# ? Mar 19, 2020 18:19

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Chomp8645 posted:

For real. If you're gonna sell your soul, at least get a good price for it!

Seriously that's some "But for wales?" pay.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 18:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Brute Hole Force posted:

Seriously that's some "But for wales?" pay.

https://i.imgur.com/vncZ8J3.mp4

# ? Mar 20, 2020 01:44

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/1240556969792090113?s=20

# ? Mar 20, 2020 06:07

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

Ego-bot posted:

https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/1240556969792090113?s=20

https://www.axios.com/israeli-intelligence-bought-100000-of-the-wrong-coronavirus-test-kits-a97b2380-fb2a-4cba-90d0-3ed931edcb90.html

quote:

The backstory: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had requested Mossad's help, hoping the intelligence service could use its web of secret contacts around the world to find relevant medical supplies.

Mossad starting approaching Arab and Muslim countries that were better supplied, but with which Israel has no diplomatic relations.

How it happened: Mossad bought 100,000 tests, which arrived in Israel last night. The agency began to brief reporters on its achievement, but the headlines turned out to be less exciting than they'd hoped.

Israel's Ministry of Health wanted swabs and test tubes for collecting samples from patients, Israeli officials say, while Mossad bought kits for a different part of the test that aren't currently needed. The officials blamed "miscommunication."
Netanyahu's office went into damage-control mode, saying the supplies would be used for other purposes and asking the Ministry of Health to issue statements praising Mossad.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 06:46

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Chomp8645 posted:

For real. If you're gonna sell your soul, at least get a good price for it!

Does this not apply to all lovely and part time jobs? I dunno seems a dick thing to say.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 08:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Zaphod42 posted:

Does this not apply to all lovely and part time jobs? I dunno seems a dick thing to say.

You're not selling your soul to work for like, a pizza place or as an entry level office worker.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 09:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^

Zaphod42 posted:

Does this not apply to all lovely and part time jobs? I dunno seems a dick thing to say.

I'd say working on The Floor makes you a little bit more of a direct contributor / collaborator to the downfall of western civilization than your average retail capitalism slave.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 09:19

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Some gentle schad for these trying times.

https://i.imgur.com/kXN04GH.mp4

# ? Mar 20, 2020 12:13

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Darth Brooks posted:

(a) This is real.
(b) I'm amazed that it's real.

Always good to remind one's self that Americans don't speak English.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:41

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Always good to remind one's self that Americans don't speak English.

Yeah the word has had that meaning for over half a millennia
https://www.etymonline.com/word/trumpery

# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:48

Walton Simons: May 16, 2010; ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

The schad is now on me for having Headstrong stuck in my head all morning.

I think the reason it's so funny that it's Trapt rather than Limp Bizkit or whoever is that most people who've heard of Trapt have only ever thought about them when burning Trapt_Headstrong.mp3 to a CD-R nearly 20 years ago, the comic timing is something to behold.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:51

toplitzin: Jun 13, 2003

Walton Simons posted:

The schad is now on me for having Headstrong stuck in my head all morning.

I think the reason it's so funny that it's Trapt rather than Limp Bizkit or whoever is that most people who've heard of Trapt have only ever thought about them when burning Trapt_Headstrong.mp3 to a CD-R nearly 20 years ago, the comic timing is something to behold.

I mean, at least Fred Durst almost had a sewage plant named after him.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:18

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

cross posting from the lol Trump thread because it is relevant.

Obsidianheart posted:

My dad just called me begging for toilet paper. Last week I told him to go buy some because people were panic-buying. He asked me how he was gonna wipe his rear end, and I told him to use his MAGA hat.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:21

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Walton Simons posted:

most people who've heard of Trapt have only ever thought about them when burning Trapt_Headstrong.mp3 to a CD-R nearly 20 years ago

*raises hand*

# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:22

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Dravs posted:

cross posting from the lol Trump thread because it is relevant.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 16:54

avoid doorways: Jun 6, 2010; 'twas brillig; Gun Saliva

https://i.imgur.com/QfNmtSO.mp4

# ? Mar 21, 2020 05:45

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Walton Simons posted:

The schad is now on me for having Headstrong stuck in my head all morning.

I think the reason it's so funny that it's Trapt rather than Limp Bizkit or whoever is that most people who've heard of Trapt have only ever thought about them when burning Trapt_Headstrong.mp3 to a CD-R nearly 20 years ago, the comic timing is something to behold.

I recently found out the tech industry uses "headstrong" as a dog whistle for female employees who would otherwise be called "difficult" or "aggressive" in other circles.

The schad part is when my boss told two people who used "headstrong" in their evaluations of my work performance to go back, think about what they REALLY wanted to say, and resubmit after they'd made some changes. :getin:

# ? Mar 21, 2020 07:39

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

This guy fucks

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12318638

Fox Glacier pilot flies tourists who break self-isolation rule to police

# ? Mar 21, 2020 09:16

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

I can feel no schadenfreude over the fox glacier story, only pride. Give that man a beer, and spare no thoughts for the idiot tourists who can be thrown off of a boat.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 09:42