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My job requested that I share my phone number with a wide distribution of people that I didn't totally trust. I decided that was stupid, so I got a Google Voice number that I could mute or delete if it ended up getting flooded. It saw some light use, but most consistently from my new friend, Rick. I think it's important that I explain to you that I am not a member of a Nudeweb other than these forums. I am also not in any way feminine, which, while presumptuous of me, is what I assume Rick desires. Rick is not a bad person. Rick is friendly. Rick is clearly persistent. Most importantly, Rick is from Nudeweb. He made his intentions very clear.  I think he appreciated my picture anyway. In any case, I thought I may want to inform poor Rick that he had gotten fed an incorrect number.  Rick was notably undeterred by this development. I was sure, still, that this would be the end of my discussion with Rick (from Nudeweb.) I informed him that I was definitely not who he was looking for, but some days later he messaged me again. I took the time to look out for Rick (from Nudeweb.)   Rick seemed taken aback by my lack of preparation. Perhaps I was not the independent, motivated woman he so desperately sought. (I was not. For several reasons.) I did not respond immediately back to him. But today, he messaged me again. In these lonely times of social isolation, I could not ignore my fellow man.   This time, I was worried I had pushed Rick too far.  But he just wanted to share some hard truths with me. Thanks for listening everyone. I just wanted to share this heartfelt story of human connection in a trying time.
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Hi, I'm Nick from Rudeweb
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Mar 22, 2020 02:11
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Truckin and fuckin Is all Rick from Nudeweb craves
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Mar 22, 2020 02:13
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Hello. I'm from nudeweb, Nick! I AM, hello. Nude! Webnick.... AAAH
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Mar 22, 2020 02:13
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lol
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Mar 22, 2020 02:14
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I'm here posting about Rick (from Nudeweb) on the Dudeweb.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:15
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Rick is a good poster. Please buy him an SA account
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Mar 22, 2020 02:16
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Can't stop thinking about that Rick (from nudeweb)
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Mar 22, 2020 02:18
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Rick just sent me his picture and his CB number. He must be a long haul trucker. I have played Truck Sim. Let's ask him about trucking.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:18
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Italian Greyhounds are cool. I don't know about this Rick fellow, but I am always appreciative of seeing pictures of them.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:22
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Open the pod bay doors, Rick from Nudeweb.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:23
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 I feel badly for having presumed that "CB:" and his cellphone number was somehow a trucker thing, now.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:24
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This is some classic content.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:24
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Send the ol' lonely trucker a pic of your balls, maybe you'll get an Amazon gift card or something out of it.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:25
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Classic goddamn nude Rick. From web.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:27
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FactsAreUseless posted:This is some classic content.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:28
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How loving DARE you send Rick from Nudeweb a picture of an Italian Greyhound? At least send him a Whippet or something, smh. (women get texts and DMs like these all the time who won't gently caress off if you say you're a man, you're gay, anything, and the only way to get them to truly gently caress off is to send them repeated pictures of big hairy balls or diseased feet or something)
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Mar 22, 2020 02:28
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Anime Store Adventure posted:
Ask him if he also knows much about manscaping.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:29
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summon the webmaster
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Mar 22, 2020 02:30
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extra row of teeth posted:How loving DARE you send Rick from Nudeweb a picture of an Italian Greyhound? At least send him a Whippet or something, smh. This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying. Is it too far to post his headshot? I don't want to shame Rick (from Nudeweb.)
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Mar 22, 2020 02:30
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weg posted:Ask him if he also knows much about manscaping. Ask him if he wants a job planting tulips. TWO LIPS ON YOUR DICK!!
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Mar 22, 2020 02:31
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Hello hot bhabi my name is Rick from Nudeweb, you are so sexy baby girl
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Mar 22, 2020 02:33
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Anime Store Adventure posted:This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying. I personally would not because there's always a goon who likes to touch the poop and go doxxing, and even creeps don't deserve doxxing, but IMO if he sent any pics of his gross flabby body those are fair game as long as his face or anything else identifying (or  ) is censored.That would be because people like this (and I say people because yes, there are girl creeps who do it too though they appear to be rarer) have NO qualms against sending poo poo like this rapid fire to others and both blowing up their inbox and searing their eyeballs repeatedly. Fair game. Just...no doxxing either.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:34
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It's a headshot, but he's wearing sunglasses. I will say, though, that I don't feel so badly about Rick (from Nudeweb.) He has been more than respectful, and he seems to believe my number is someone from Nudeweb, presumably a webring where I would be remiss if not to send him a picture of myself.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:37
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Like, right up until the complaint about the greyhound I thought Nude from Rickweb was a bot.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:40
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Hoooy! Boku no Rikku-Sama from Nudeweeb  Anime Store Adventure posted:It's a headshot, but he's wearing sunglasses. I will say, though, that I don't feel so badly about Rick (from Nudeweb.) He has been more than respectful, and he seems to believe my number is someone from Nudeweb, presumably a webring where I would be remiss if not to send him a picture of myself. He doesn't seem too bad as far as they go, but I guarantee if you were genuinely a female and were firm about telling him to go away there is fairly high chance he would go YOU loving WHORE I DIDN'T WANT YOUR FAT rear end ANYWAY instead of politely dipping out. Not all internet prowlers do that, but if they are so dense or stubborn that they don't get the hint multiple times when you imply you aren't interested, then chances are they will act like you killed their dog if you give them an actual, firm no.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:41
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Italian Greyhounds are fine. For a clown to own. In the circus. Idiot.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:46
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 Rick, let's see this cat.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:46
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Rick from Nudeweb is living his best life and I am happy for him.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:47
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Anime Store Adventure posted:
I want to see Rick's pussy
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Mar 22, 2020 02:48
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Look, I'm waffling about whether it's okay to post his headshot, but his cat? I am going to doxx the poo poo out of his cat. No cat is safe from me posting their pictures.
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Mar 22, 2020 02:49
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Who What Now posted:Hi, I'm Rick from Nudeweb Came here to post this. My Shoes fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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Mar 22, 2020 02:50
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Post that pussy!
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Mar 22, 2020 03:00
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 I swear to god Rick, I gotta see this cat.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:05
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 That's a good cat, Rick.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:08
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Rick the Nude Web cat, the cat of the nude weeeeeeeeb
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Mar 22, 2020 03:10
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Anime Store Adventure posted:This was the most revealing thing about the whole exchange. I knew this happened, but I had no idea that Rick (from Nudeweb) would just keep trying. Not cool
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Mar 22, 2020 03:12
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Burt Sexual posted:Not cool Fair. That was the vibe I got and what I landed on. I'll give you this much: Rick has a handlebar mustache. Rick absolutely Fucks.
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Mar 22, 2020 03:15
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Hi I'm Rick (from nudeweb), and I would like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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does nudeweb have that mormon porn i keep hearing so much about?
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