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did someone cough within 6ft of your vicinity? 
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Whatever. I'm on "Karen's" side. She finally gets Costco.
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Mar 23, 2020 07:42
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karen lives in a society
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Mar 23, 2020 07:52
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this is a broader question, do any of the shops (target/walmart/etc) get n95 masks in on the reg the same way TP does? I don't even want them to wear, wonder if local fire fighters and medical people could use them I haven't even bothered looking for them
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Mar 23, 2020 09:49
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Yes but the manufacturers are rationing them to vendors. Hospitals will take other unopened PPE, though, like face shields and disposable gowns/lab coats.
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Mar 23, 2020 13:11
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durrneez posted:Yes but the manufacturers are rationing them to vendors. Some hospitals are going to get hi vis vests and bump caps from some well meaning but confused distributors.
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Mar 23, 2020 13:44
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My girlfriend works for a high school science department and the local hospital reached out to ask if they had any PPE they could donate. I want to be the doctor with the goggles with the cool "S" sharpied on the side
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Mar 23, 2020 15:09
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MageMage posted:Whatever. I'm on "Karen's" side. She finally gets Costco. Costco owns, waiting in line to go to temple is hardly unique to the 'Co.
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Mar 23, 2020 15:16
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grillster posted:Gasoline is a good alternative plus if it hot out is has a nice soothing, cool breeze minty effect on the skin. Urine takes care of foot fungus, have you tried it as an alternative to gasoline for your hand sanitizer?
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Mar 23, 2020 16:40
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Hasselblad posted:Urine takes care of foot fungus, have you tried it as an alternative to gasoline for your hand sanitizer? This is why I always piss in the shower with the drain closed, furthermore I
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Mar 23, 2020 17:32
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why do people keep saying you don't use toilet paper with a bidet, dry your goddamn rear end in a top hat
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Mar 23, 2020 17:47
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Doc Hawkins posted:why do people keep saying you don't use toilet paper with a bidet, dry your goddamn rear end in a top hat My bidet has an rear end dryer built in 
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Mar 23, 2020 18:21
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Doc Hawkins posted:why do people keep saying you don't use toilet paper with a bidet, dry your goddamn rear end in a top hat My Toto Washlet has a dryer function 
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Mar 23, 2020 18:21
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strangehamster posted:My bidet has an rear end dryer built in Mine doesn’t but the amount of TP I use is practically nothing to dry off.
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Mar 23, 2020 18:25
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It's clean just keep a hand towel where your tp roll used to be
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Mar 23, 2020 18:54
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RJWaters2 posted:It's clean just keep a hand towel where your tp roll used to be The grossest of posts
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Mar 23, 2020 19:02
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Doc Hawkins posted:why do people keep saying you don't use toilet paper with a bidet, dry your goddamn rear end in a top hat I use a dry bidet 
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Mar 23, 2020 19:08
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RJWaters2 posted:It's clean just keep a hand towel where your tp roll used to be Yes (public health) office,r this post right here
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Mar 23, 2020 19:32
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just use a sponge on a stick, if it’s good enough for the romans it’s good enough for you goons
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Mar 23, 2020 19:45
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Hot off the press: Corp just said that all hourly is getting a $2/hr bonus for the next 5 weeks Edit: an additional $2 per hour for hours worked during the five weeks of March 2 through April 5, 2020
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Mar 23, 2020 20:07
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That's an interesting spelling of "hazard pay".
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Mar 23, 2020 20:26
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Sorry here's the full email: In recognition of your hard work during this unprecedented time, all full-time, part-time and limited part-time hourly Costco employees in the U.S. and Puerto Rico will receive an additional $2 per hour for hours worked during the five weeks of March 2 through April 5, 2020. This additional compensation will be paid in a lump sum in your April 17 paycheck. Thank you for all you are doing for each other and for Costco.
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Mar 23, 2020 20:30
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Who needs a bidet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQM__8Jn978
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Mar 23, 2020 20:49
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Meydey posted:Sorry here's the full email: I was being snarky, but good on them for the pay bump. Better on them for backdating it.
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Mar 23, 2020 20:52
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Meydey posted:Sorry here's the full email: This is great news. But I wish they would have said that before I took two weeks off. I assume the extra money doesn't apply for time used as vacation pay, but oh well. I was going to lose most of that PTO if I didn't use it. I'm glad that Costco employees are being rewarded for doing extra work. I was off all last week and I'm off all this week, but one of my coworkers has been texting me about how drat crazy it's been. At my Costco they apparently took out one pallet off of each end cap to make the main aisle wider so people could try to distance themselves better. And they also moved all the nuts facing the registers to make more space on the front end.
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Mar 23, 2020 20:56
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Why the gently caress are people hoarding toilet paper They should be hoarding beans and rice and metamucil
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Mar 23, 2020 21:12
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I admire everyone who can use a bidet and use toilet paper for drying. I gotta wipe down my rear end in a top hat either way. No bidet can leave me clean and I've tried alot of them. Even those futuristic Japanese toilets once. It blasted my butthole good and for good measure I put it on "'lady" mode and blasted my god drat balls too. Still had to wipe away dook residue! Maybe my hole is just too hairy? But I aint gonna shave my rear end in a top hat. I'm gonna keep using fruit by the foot lengths of tp
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Mar 23, 2020 21:24
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I like how the bidet hits *just right* sometimes and I feel like I am getting the full service wash, wax and check the oil down there. Also, have had mine for a year now and still say "Fire!" when I press the button.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:28
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We need to talk about your diet bud. Have you tried hooking your line in to a bottle of Mean Green or the like? It'll likely kill ya, but that sphincter is gonna shine.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:29
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I admire everyone who can use a bidet and use toilet paper for drying. I gotta wipe down my rear end in a top hat either way. No bidet can leave me clean and I've tried alot of them. Even those futuristic Japanese toilets once. It blasted my butthole good and for good measure I put it on "'lady" mode and blasted my god drat balls too. Maybe you just have really sticky-gooey shits
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Mar 23, 2020 22:26
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I admire everyone who can use a bidet and use toilet paper for drying. I gotta wipe down my rear end in a top hat either way. No bidet can leave me clean and I've tried alot of them. Even those futuristic Japanese toilets once. It blasted my butthole good and for good measure I put it on "'lady" mode and blasted my god drat balls too. Solidarity my fellow goon. Mumbling fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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Mar 24, 2020 00:56
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Meydey posted:Hot off the press: Corp just said that all hourly is getting a $2/hr bonus for the next 5 weeks It was a pretty nice seeing that at the end of my shift today. Still doesn't feel worth it coming in with how slow all the fresh departments are.
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Mar 24, 2020 01:36
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I mean... isn't the idea to take that toilet paper and shove it up your rear end...? What else would people be doing with it?
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Mar 24, 2020 02:27
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I went to Costco today and everything was very orderly in Winnipeg and they even had turlet paper, which I'm running low on.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:43
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All paper products were out at mine today (got there 20 minutes after opening) but there was no long-rear end line to get in and things were orderly. Had mild anxiety at all the idiots not doing the distancing thing, but otherwise it was pleasant.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:51
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Thanatosian posted:I mean... isn't the idea to take that toilet paper and shove it up your rear end...? I'm not sure that most people are penetrating their anus with their tp, but I could be wrong
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Mar 24, 2020 02:54
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Next time you boys are at Costco, pick up some metamucil It'll change your lives
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metawhatnow? isn't that for olds? 
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kloa posted:metawhatnow? isn't that for olds? Bad news incoming
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ElGroucho posted:Next time you boys are at Costco, pick up some metamucil Your soul will leave your body.
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