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So the UK is officially in lockdown because too many people went out to celebrate mother's day together lol. All fast food joints are closed so have fun cooking! No pasta, however, the stores are all sold out. Today is a great day to be alive (maybe). Put the kettle on and butter a crumpet, fellas, we're in for a bloody rough time. UPDATE 16/03/2020: Lockdown extended for at least three more weeks True tales of what us merry men are enduring:     Panic! At The Tesco posted:Couldn't get beans at the shop, had to get spaghetti hoops instead. This has gone too far imo Chrs posted:loving Greggs is shut monkeytennis posted:Our council has cancelled the green bin collection and it was supposed to be the first one of the year today! goldenninjawarrior posted:My flatmate refuses to self isolate and continues to go hang out with friends and it stresses me out and she knows this but rather than stop doing it, she just lies and says she just decided to stay out in the garden overnight. https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1242239973086113795?s=09 Prince Charles is coronafied 
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went for a ten mile run today will probably only do 4-5 tomorrow
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Mar 23, 2020 23:37
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Fatkraken posted:went for a ten mile run today Ah yes, we're likely to get fined for leaving the house unless we have 'a good reason' 
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Mar 23, 2020 23:41
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Angelwolf posted:Ah yes, we're likely to get fined for leaving the house unless we have 'a good reason' exercise is explicitly permitted
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Mar 23, 2020 23:43
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I’m not understanding what is unique about this, besides being way too late.
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Mar 23, 2020 23:44
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Pretty much the only thing it stops is cretins going to the pubs or nightclubs.
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Mar 23, 2020 23:44
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You can still hunt foxes though right?
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Mar 23, 2020 23:45
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m not understanding what is unique about this, besides being way too late. It's British.
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Mar 23, 2020 23:45
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Shut up Meg posted:Pretty much the only thing it stops is cretins going to the pubs or nightclubs. The pubs were already shut so people were just drinking cans in the park, mate
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Mar 23, 2020 23:46
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Angelwolf posted:The pubs were already shut so people were just drinking cans in the park, mate Oh yeah, I forgot. It does bugger all then. Like Boris.
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Mar 23, 2020 23:48
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This is bloody interesting mates :P
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Mar 24, 2020 00:02
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british people are retarded because they call soccer the wrong name
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Mar 24, 2020 01:02
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My children dont live with me and I work in a distribution centre for a supermarket. I'm not allowed to see my children for at least three weeks, I'm gutted! I'm trying to be sensible about it, it's for their own health and safety but it's still going to be tough to not even get to hug my kids. I can take paid isolation from work if I want too but stiff upper lip and all that shite.
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Mar 24, 2020 01:04
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can you guys still at least get a cheeky nandos? 
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Mar 24, 2020 01:06
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If you need me to go to World Market to get you Tim Tams and brown sauce, let me know.
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Mar 24, 2020 01:07
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Charles has waited fifty years, what's another two weeks?
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Mar 24, 2020 01:07
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Is anyone still shagging over there?
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Mar 24, 2020 01:09
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groovy baby YEAH
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Mar 24, 2020 01:23
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You’ve got red on you
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Mar 24, 2020 01:24
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ALLO GUVNAH!
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Mar 24, 2020 01:26
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The UK has no reason to exit from the wider corona thread community, please go back indoors
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Mar 24, 2020 01:29
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Aaaaaaaand thats what Americans think of the UK in a nutshell 
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Mar 24, 2020 01:29
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Barudak posted:The UK has no reason to exit from the wider corona thread community, please go back indoors i feel like it could be an interesting insight in to the differences between the UK and the US. how differently we handle the boredom could have profound and need i even say profitable results
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Mar 24, 2020 01:31
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TheAardvark posted:can you guys still at least get a cheeky nandos? We can not, no.
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TheAardvark posted:i feel like it could be an interesting insight in to the differences between the UK and the US. how differently we handle the boredom could have profound and need i even say profitable results I have zero boredom - but i am so not leaving my house for at least the next two weeks. Too much work to do from home and too many art supplies, books and tv shows. I also have more time to write and exercise and bike. No complaints. just dont wanna get sick or see anyone i love get sick.
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Mar 24, 2020 01:45
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TheAardvark posted:can you guys still at least get a cheeky nandos? Shut m8
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Mar 24, 2020 01:53
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Godamn now I know why my ridiclious, huge dumb lookin fur hat is backordered
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Mar 24, 2020 02:01
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Are chimney sweeps deemed essential?
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Mar 24, 2020 02:13
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M&S might be closing. Better stock up on Percy pigs lads.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:13
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French Canadian posted:Are chimney sweeps deemed essential? aww drat.. now that mary poppins song is stuck in my head.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:14
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Nooner posted:british people are retarded because they call soccer the wrong name we actually came up with soccer as slang for association football so like everything else america also nicked that.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:15
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what will the chavs do all day
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Mar 24, 2020 02:16
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seriously american football does suck.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:18
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Benny Harvey posted:M&S might be closing. Better stock up on Percy pigs lads. If an M&S has a food hall (and most of them do) then they won't be closing
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Mar 24, 2020 02:18
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My Shoes posted:seriously american football does suck. Now I’m gonna leave this thread for Jose to moderate but drat this is wrong
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Mar 24, 2020 02:25
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Dell_Zincht posted:If an M&S has a food hall (and most of them do) then they won't be closing Yeah they’ll just close off the clothes bit and keep the food hall open
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Burt Sexual posted:Now I’m gonna leave this thread for Jose to moderate but drat this is wrong come on the game goes on for like 10 seconds at a time. Soccer has more continuous play. and check out rugby sometime for that matter. American football players only run like a mile per game and only play an average of 11 minutes rugby players play for a full 80 minutes.
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loving Greggs is shut
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Greggs is poo poo mate, when this is all over go to a decent bakery
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pip pip! cheerio!
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