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Non-ironically: Metamucil is the poo poo. Yea you might look goofy to your roommates or whoever saying it's for olds but if you're eating garbage, that stuff will keep things moving and in great shape. We're talking one wipe sessions. Mayo Clinic says it's safe to take everyday too
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I have the opposite issue with fiber. It makes everything too.... loose. I got these Fiber Gummies from Costco and I had to stop using them.
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AF posted:Non-ironically: Metamucil is the poo poo. Yea you might look goofy to your roommates or whoever saying it's for olds but if you're eating garbage, that stuff will keep things moving and in great shape. We're talking one wipe sessions. Mayo Clinic says it's safe to take everyday too 100% agree, there's no better cure for a terrible diet than Metamucil. It's the best. That being said, maybe eat the occasional vegetable too.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I have the opposite issue with fiber. It makes everything too.... loose. I got these Fiber Gummies from Costco and I had to stop using them. I was going through a jumbo case of sugar free Halls because I had a cold and I had the worst stomach cramps. Then I remembered that poo poo about the sugar free gummy sugar alcohols and switched to regular menthol and it went away in like an hour.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:01
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Yep. They are sugar free. Maybe it's just the gummies then.
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Mar 24, 2020 05:15
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm not sure that most people are penetrating their anus with their tp, but I could be wrong i thought buttcheeks consistuted rear end border
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Mar 24, 2020 09:53
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PinheadSlim posted:Maybe you just have really sticky-gooey shits No doubt part of the problem aswell
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Mar 24, 2020 11:21
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There's a lot of poo poo talking going on in my $1.50 hot dog thread.
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Mar 24, 2020 13:31
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Unponderable posted:There's a lot of poo poo talking going on in my $1.50 hot dog thread. Gotta empty the tank after all those dogs
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Mar 24, 2020 13:34
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I admire everyone who can use a bidet and use toilet paper for drying. I gotta wipe down my rear end in a top hat either way. No bidet can leave me clean and I've tried alot of them. Even those futuristic Japanese toilets once. It blasted my butthole good and for good measure I put it on "'lady" mode and blasted my god drat balls too. Thank you for talking graphically about your poo poo encrusted anus in the Costco thread
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Mar 24, 2020 16:35
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I have the opposite issue with fiber. It makes everything too.... loose. I got these Fiber Gummies from Costco and I had to stop using them. What was the fiber type in the gummies? There's all different sorts of fiber that do different things to keep your guts moving.
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Mar 25, 2020 02:11
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Polydextrose soluble fiber. Actually I've never heard of that one before.
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sandball posted:What was the fiber type in the gummies? There's all different sorts of fiber that do different things to keep your guts moving. Will my guts get abs if I make them workout enough with fiber?
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Mar 25, 2020 02:42
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can we tell boom booms to eat sugarless gummy bears to cure covid for shits and giggles
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The real fiber powerhouse is whole psyllium husk. Swallowing it is real difficult at first because it's like gloppy sawdust (you have to mix it with water like metamucli, but it's whole husks and not some weak-rear end powder), but if you start taking that, you'll never have poop issues again.
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Mar 25, 2020 02:45
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had my co order delivered today. They were out of ground beef (shameful) but still had sirloins in 7 lb packs. The shopper texted me to let me know and took pictures of all my options. It was awesome! Oh they also were out of the kirkland fozen pizzas, doritos, and bananas. I swear I'm not a lardass. i just have two kids (also not lardasses tyvm).
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Polydextrose soluble fiber. Actually I've never heard of that one before.
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Mar 25, 2020 03:06
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chia seeds are p good on yogurt. adds crunch and fiber!
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dick wizard posted:had my co order delivered today. They were out of ground beef (shameful) but still had sirloins in 7 lb packs. The shopper texted me to let me know and took pictures of all my options. It was awesome! same *pats both rear end cheeks*
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Mar 25, 2020 03:13
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Got gaqs this evening. Gas station was deserted but the attendant was wiping down the pump nozzles after each person used it so that was nice. Drove by the store, looked totally calm. I'm gonna make a run before Friday. A dog will be enjoyed.
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Mar 25, 2020 03:22
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kloa posted:Will my guts get abs if I make them workout enough with fiber? Yes but this is only helpful if you're in the cast of Riki-Oh
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Mar 25, 2020 03:44
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Mar 25, 2020 03:47
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Don't gang up on her fellas!
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grillster posted:Don't gang up on her fellas! No. Alicia is a loving idiot and sounds like a bad person. She gave a 1 star Costco review for her having messed up her own scheme.
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Mar 25, 2020 05:03
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we regret to inform you a goon has already ejaculated on her photograph
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Mar 25, 2020 05:06
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Alicia : One Star
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bird with big dick posted:Thank you for talking graphically about your poo poo encrusted anus in the Costco thread 
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Thinking about going for a quick costco run tomorrow for some food stuffs. What time of day have people found things to be the most quiet?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:No. Aside from, you know, giving 5 stars to a store where you manage to find TP. Nowadays I can totally see that.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Thinking about going for a quick costco run tomorrow for some food stuffs. What time of day have people found things to be the most quiet? 2-3 is usually totally dead at my store
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Thinking about going for a quick costco run tomorrow for some food stuffs. What time of day have people found things to be the most quiet? If it’s something that’s not a door buster you can go just before closing
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Mar 25, 2020 05:32
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Alan Smithee posted:If it’s something that’s not a door buster you can go just before closing I need eggs, which may or may not be somthing like that. I need to drive my car anyway so my battery doesn't go kaput. I do realize that I could just let the car run in my driveway for awhile but I figure I should try to pick up some stuff too so I can finish out the rest of the shelter in place without going out.
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Mar 25, 2020 05:35
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I need eggs, which may or may not be somthing like that. I need to drive my car anyway so my battery doesn't go kaput. I do realize that I could just let the car run in my driveway for awhile but I figure I should try to pick up some stuff too so I can finish out the rest of the shelter in place without going out. You need a Costco size box of eggs? Honestly might be better going to a local bodega/market for that...unless you really need that many aggs "Lou, I got a gross of eggs"
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:You need a Costco size box of eggs? Honestly might be better going to a local bodega/market for that...unless you really need that many aggs Yes. You basically use eggs for everything when you cook. They're also delicious by themselves. I can absolutely go through a costco sized pack of eggs in my household over 2 weeks. Its not the only thing I'd be picking up anyways
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I went last Friday and even though they instituted one eggs per person they were stacks on stacks of eggs. Keep in mind it was around opening but they are probably starting to even out. Even some Costco’s will have pictures of TP longer than hadrians wall
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Yes. You basically use eggs for everything when you cook. They're also delicious by themselves. I can absolutely go through a costco sized pack of eggs in my household over 2 weeks. Its not the only thing I'd be picking up anyways Fair enough. I eat an egg a day or so for breakfast and don't bake/make other egg related dishes so a flat will last a decent amount of time for me. Maybe i needa eat more eggs
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Fair enough. I eat an egg a day or so for breakfast and don't bake/make other egg related dishes so a flat will last a decent amount of time for me. Maybe i needa eat more eggs Its kind of my own fault that I ran out so early. I made that frittata that I posted in the other thread
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 *furiously scribbles down "frittata" in journal*
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
In case you missed DeadFatDuckFat posted:Eatin some frittata
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Lmao looks delicious "hmm I'm out of eggs again. How does this happen?!" *eats 3rd frittata that week*
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