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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Go left

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
lick nearest doorknob

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Invite all your friends and family over and get real drunk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
pound your hog

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
need to take temperature

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
smonk the w33d

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Call Mom, make sure she's okay.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
>Check TP supply

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Jack off.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
> Mock the Creator for the errant > above the text field. Is it amateur hour at the demiurge club?

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Mnoba posted:

need to take temperature

Anally

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

> pop off those pants.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Mar 28, 2020

Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012
> examine green slime on floor

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

>Locate weed supply

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
> peel off skin

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




> Cough violently for the next 4 hours

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
>cook eggs
oh I have no eggs
>be sad

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
cool atma is back

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


>drop pants

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
>eat the green stuff off the floor

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
>jack it

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
> use hand sanitiser as lubricant while masturbating

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





>Attempt to fashion a crude mask out of household items

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


> Look around

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

> imagine literally any other scenario

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




> Gather ammo and activate front yard automated turret

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
> poo poo pants

My Crab is Fight
Mar 13, 2007
> go right

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Nooner posted:

pound your hog

I believe the proper term is "crank".

Crank your hog.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

> Go outside

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
>poo poo pants

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

jimmyjams posted:

> poo poo pants

Oh I missed this, well poo poo em anyway!

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

> invest in bitcoin

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>scream loudly while ripping off own fingernails to paint magnum opus in own blood

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Play video games for 12 hours, sleep.

(keep typing that until virus goes away or your guy dies)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
> Sit by yourself. Become depressed and drink vodka while staring at the TV without comprehending anything you’re seeing. Try to drink yourself unconscious before the existential dread makes you go insane.

Iamgoofball
Jul 1, 2015

> Check inventory.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




> scratch balls
> smell fingers

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fargom
Mar 21, 2007
>go upstairs

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