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former glory
Jul 11, 2011


Clarity- at long last! Thanks, dude.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

former glory posted:

Every time I read a PS thread I know the source of most of the images, but this one. Can someone tell me the back story?

if you look in the OP, you'll see that dr phil posted a tweet where he's holding a knife near his small wife

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if you look in the OP, you'll see that dr phil posted a tweet where he's holding a knife near his small wife

Clarity- at long last! Thanks, dude.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm not certain that's his wife. How come there's not 17 floodlights blasting every single crevice out of her face?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Microwife's husband.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

That is a Guy Fieri signature Big Knife. :cool:

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Microwife's husband.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The doctor was a 'MAN' with a 'KNIFE'!!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Dear friends ceramic knifes will make your lifes better! Enjoy your life!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Slugnoid posted:

Dear friends ceramic knifes will make your lifes better! Enjoy your life!

as long as you're really good with your knife skills because they're unbelievably sharp. nick yourself with an average kitchen knife "Ow, oh geez, am i bleeding?" Nick yourself with a ceramic knife "wow..thats uh...thats a lot of blood. is that a piece of my finger?"

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The doctor was a 'MAN' with a 'KNIFE'!!

forget philwaa
get thrillwaa

WE CAN DO THIS IN EVERY THREAD, JERRY

edit :

AND I WOULD ENJOY THAT

THIS IS JUST A REALLY LOUD INVITATION

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Empty Sandwich posted:

forget philwaa
get thrillwaa

WE CAN DO THIS IN EVERY THREAD, JERRY

edit :

AND I WOULD ENJOY THAT

THIS IS JUST A REALLY LOUD INVITATION

Memes're all I've.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Galaxander posted:


Big Knife! Cloud Strife!

:five:

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


We live in strange times.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

God drat it SA forum, I can't remember poo poo like my mom's birthday but I can still recall this picture 12 years after the fact.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's dr phil, dude. the picture is in the OP, it's not been that long at all. like, a couple days tops

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


big knife, big life

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's dr phil, dude. the picture is in the OP, it's not been that long at all. like, a couple days tops

time is meaningless

Microwave's mom is forever

e: gently caress knife gently caress wife



all about that Fife life

BetterToRuleInHell fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Mar 29, 2020

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


BetterToRuleInHell posted:

time is meaningless

Microwave's mom is forever

e: gently caress knife gently caress wife



all about that Fife life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's good to know that even in these times of crisis Dr. Phil is out there, knifin' and wifin' for all us sinners.


Also this is relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNkz1V5ahU

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Dr. Phil is out there, knifin' and wifin' for all us sinners.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Galaxander posted:


Big Knife! Cloud Strife!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


It's... it's beautiful!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It's... it's beautiful!

:tipshat:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Here she is standing,
There by my side
In my one hand a long blade,
The other my bride.

A katana of steel,
In my right hand-
The other my wife,
In Wedding dress stands.

Our wedding vows stated
Before God and men
My blood lust is slated
Again and again

As the wedding party's murdered
By my own roguish hand
I find myself turgid
Murderous lust fanned.

RSVP!
The invitations said,
In crimson my vision,
Perceives all the dead.

Slicing and slashing
Is all I remembered
Cameras clicking and flashing
As I dismembered.

Diminutive her stature,
As she stood by my side-
With my massive sword defending,
My small and short bride.

I hope you can get here,
Before the cops;
To get yourselves in
The coming photo ops.

She needs her photos
Though many are slayed
This is after all
The bride's wedding day.

There she is in white;
In her pristine wedding gown,
All this is despite
All the killing that went down.

Many people have died
Many people did pay
But to the ones who survived
Happy Anniversary!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


:doit:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

My mother watches a lot of doctor Phil and I'm gonna show her some of this poo poo.

Holy gently caress is some of this unsettling :stare:

Well done dudes

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This is definitely one of my favorite threads at the moment

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015



Call the police on Dr. Phil

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Why did the chicken cross the road? To call the police on Dr. Phil.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

This man is walking down the beach and sees this woman lying on the beach, crying. He walks up to her to see what is wrong and realizes that she is a quadraplegic. He asks her: "What is wrong?"

The woman looks up at him through her tears and says: "I've been a quadraplegic since birth. I've never been hugged."

So the man reaches down and gives the woman a warm and tender hug. When he gets up, he realizes she is still crying. He asks her: "What is wrong?"

The woman looks up at him through her tears and says: "I'm calling the police on you Dr. Phil."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Time to get my sharpening kit.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

I really really want to know if this guy is aware of the SA obsession and how he makes fall so amazing

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


yippeekiyaymf posted:

I really really want to know if this guy is aware of the SA obsession and how he makes fall so amazing

Hey, should we make memes of you?

:doit:

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Holy poo poo, I always thought that was Christa Miller

zug
Aug 4, 2000

Turtles in space?

NO, FLAT EARTH BITCHES!!

Ahh the good old calm.jpg is still making me hard :P

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


Ah. I see you've played wifey-spoony before!

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0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

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